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Song Parodies -> "Tragic"

Original Song Title:

"Magic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Olivia Newton John

Parody Song Title:

"Tragic"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at soundclick
Out in the land
Life is messy
I keep falling way behind
My whole life is in a bind
Because I sniffed glue

I love chlorine
Mind is blank now
The nice ones call me a flake
The mean ones are hard to take
It comes off so rude

It's hard to believe life's so tragic
How did I end up this way
For most of my life I've been spastic
Don't think I was ever okay
Perhaps it's from when I dived
Surprised I'm still alive
Pool had no water inside
I oopsed
I probably should have died
it's true. . .

I don't make plans
Live life care free
Like spitting on fish in the fair
Or blow against the air
I sniff my feet too

I never will check my IQ
Because when I think, then it falls
Don't have much left at all
I am one dumb stooge

I'm telling you-It's so tragic
Sharpies taste great any day
I believe hobos were magic
and that's why I always pay
It's a wonder I survive
Despite all those steak knifes
Good thing I don't have a wife
do I?
I can't remember for my life
do I?

OOOOOOOOOOOOooh

Watching T.V.-pretty static
I watch this show ev'ry day
I think the white is fantastic
and that snow keeps blowing away
The sound's like my head inside
A seashell split open wide
Bet you thought I meant the tides
did you?
Okay-I'm not that smart I lied
to you!
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Matthias - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
"Good thing I don't have a wife/ do I?" made me giggle... Good parody of an awful song!
Matthias - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
By the way what happened to your parody of that really lame: "Do that to me one more time" song? Did you ever get that one done?
MadameDeTokeVille - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Happy New Year, SirDave !! All the best 0Parody to you, sir ! PS: ' Toking ' has scrambled the brainPower of quite a few folks in NorCAL !
TJC - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
"Sharpies taste great..." Ha! (BTW: I sang it in my Wayne Newton John voice...)
Adagio - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
The lyrics sounded,,,,,flaky...:) like they should. I really liked it. 5's
Mark Scotti - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
High on life....or office supplies?? LOL
NorCALvotress - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
HE thought he'd West , be good for his soul . . . SHE had been born with a face that would let her have her way . . . . he saw " that Face" and he lost all control . . . Ohhh, Those NorCAL nights, so 'High' in the Hills ! !

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