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Song Parodies -> "Need New Shoes"

Original Song Title:

"Rock With You"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Need New Shoes"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at Soundclick
Man, over priced
But I've got a hole in both my shoes
I'll have to buy it
There's nothing else that I can do
Friends are unkind
The ants, while they don't mind
But I can feel the street
and Mud it feels so soggy
Feet are getting rough

I need a pair of shoes (Tonight)
Saw my toes today (Such fright)
I gotta buy new shoes (That's right)
and throw these old Reebox away

We'll try this store
Why do Airwalks cost fifty bucks
Boy, there's no chance
I just cannot afford nice stuff
Payless I'll go
But they'll fall apart for sure
Think these Vans are neat
But they're gonna break the piggie
Nikes cost to much

I gotta get some shoes (Oh boy)
New DC's today (Oh Joy)
Time for New Balance Dude (No toys)
Wal-Mart brands from China-Oy vei

but when the soles are worn and gone
yeah, You know the time is right
They cannot live forever

I need some brand new shoes
'Cause now it's hard to move

I'll buy a pair or two (left-right)
Ouch, (Bug Bites)
Need new shoes, Need new shoes, (tonight) yeah
Buy some right away (spend spend)

Get some steal-toed boots (Got might)
Pac-Sun's on the way (alright)
I need to bring some loot (that bites)
I'm broke I'm afraid

Feel the street, feel the street (that's right)
Pain won't go away (Sore sight)
I need new shoes (bank's light)
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Matthias - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
I love that the picture adjacent to this comment is a picture of Michael Jackon's shoes... That boy had some tiny feet.
Violet Baudelaire - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
I have a pair of sneakers at home...oops. 555 pairs of Reeboks and Air Force Ones for you, my friend... ^_^

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