Original Song Title:
"If I Closed My Eyes Forever"
Parody Song Title:
Is that all that you need
and did you find what you had planned
You know that you're next in line
so could you move it please
I'm checking my bank account
Make sure my paycheck went through
Need to know I can pay you
So do not dare rush me
I have been on hold forever
I don't want to be shortchanged
The cashier just said whatever
Need to know that I can pay
I'll put my stuff up
I'll put my stuff up there to ring
My paycheck posted it seems
I'll pay for this shopping spree
Rang your lager
I went through your cart
and your Mike's Hard Lemonade
That's the last beep
Do you prefer plastic, or paper now Dave?
Could you swipe your card for me sir
We can finish this exchange
Is it debit that you prefer
They both go through just the same
Sir could you try again please?
Sure but that is really strange. . .
It declined again, see?
What the hell that is insane (noowoo)
(Dave and Cashier keep trying to get it to go through-Long Long Line develops)
You know I feel sorry for you
But your card has been declined
Now I know that you're really pissed
But you are holding up my line
You don't have cash whatsoever?
I know this whole thing is a shame
You've been swiping, like, forever
Sorry but your banks to blame (Get Out)
My card has been declined, pity. . .
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