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Song Parodies -> "Crap Lobster"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Lobster"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Crap Lobster"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

This OS is so terrible, and over 7 minutes long, I had to trash it--I just can't stand it, it's not like me to be this way about "music", but I'd listen to Milkshake, Fergalicious, Macarena and even the full version of Quad City Dj's "C'mon Ride It (The Train)" three times a piece before willingly listening to this OS. I'm at
This-song-is-crap eew
This-song-is-crap eew
This-song-is-crap eew

I was working one day
When my ears started to bleed
My God, I just couldn't stand it
It was this Rock Lobster

Ah ah ah ah
Big Headache
Ah ah ah ah
My ears itch

(ewww in background)
Didn't make sense that speech
Every single note sounded foul
The type of song you can't help but mock
How dare they call this rock
That's such a big crock
I hate this Rock Lobster

Ah ah ah ah
My head hurts
Ah ah ah ah
My ears hurt

Please turn-this off
Please turn-this off

Please turn-this off
Please turn-this off

(Change it in the background)
Snoring song is boring
This part's a joke
What was their goal
Being A-Holes
Throw this in the can
I sure ain't no fan

Crap Pop Song
(Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah)
Frowns, Frowns

Leaves me in dismay
Backing track's failing
Whaling in the foreground
Whaling began
Singer is ailing
Talents bailing

(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Turn this off
(Ah ah ah ah ah)
Turn this off

Crap Pah-Pop Song
Crap Pah-Pop Song

These saps ain't rappin'
Crap they're yappin'
So perflexin'
Why'd you listen

Rock Lobster
(Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah)
Run, Run

Stop It
Stop It


Vodka Martini
Repeat each chord
My I.Q. is croaking
This song ain't improving
Was this song inspired
Drinking rum?
poisoned tomatoes
Still this song ain't done

My brain has been scarred
This tune I'll discard
I know I didn't stutter

(Each line is followed by obnoxious animal imitations)
There is just no way
To make this part sound great
These screaming cat sounds
Making my ears wound
It is so profound
My ear drums are throbbing
This sure ain't no Nirvana
As Ant says, this "FAILS"
The writers should be put in Jail! (SCREAMS)

Crap Pop-Song (Crap Song, rock lobster)
Big Headache (Stupid eewwwwwwwww)
No More Please (Damn Song, rock lobster)
It's Over! (Noisy eewwwwwwww)
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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Peregrin - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I shall amuse you no end by announcing that I like it Dave! Heh heh :) Having said that, I understand your angst with the song. I can only imagine they got thoroughly fed up with singing in the end as well :) Good lob-job here!
Agrimorfee - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I would not weep if I were to never hear any B-52s ever again in my life. ("wound/profound"??? )...555
John Barry - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm neutral on the OS, but I like the parody.
Matthias - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I still don't mind the original song, but the annoying animal sounds are actually really, really, really annoying. This was a very Red Ant kinda song.
UnKnownVo - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Rock On, Mr Lobster!
Meriadoc - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll have to guess on your pacing, 'cus I refuse to listen to the OS to check it... ;-)
Below Average Dave - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you very much everyone, first major song satire I've ever done. . .and I don't think I'll ever be listening to that song willingly again. . .
Red Ant - July 13, 2008 - Report this comment
How quickly I'd forgotten about TOS's annoyingness in all its seven minute glory. Those dolphin sounds or whatever remind me of Andie MacDowell in "Hudson Hawk": she didn't do them any justice either. Well done, even the "wound/profound" couplet (which was kinda weak but still better than the lyrical failboat that was the original).
Jonny S. - July 16, 2008 - Report this comment
544 - I find the OS a trifle obnoxious as well, but my Mom loves it. Plus, I would have to say it would be interesting to play on Guitar Hero.
Joe - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm neutral on TOS (don't mind one way or the other), but your parody is excellently paced and you express your opinion very well. 5s

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