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Song Parodies -> "Scared of Me"

Original Song Title:

"Wannabe"

Original Performer:

Spice Girls

Parody Song Title:

"Scared of Me"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

badave.com for all my latest. . .are you ready for conversation from those who haunt you? They just want their place back to themselves. . .and here is their story!
Yo, I'll tell you where I haunt, and the people that I taunt
So tell us where you haunt, who exactly do you taunt
I'll tell you where I haunt, and the people that I taunt
So tell us where you haunt, who exactly do you taunt
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna really
really really gonna pull a gig ha.

If you want a good time once your life's passed
You can look really freaky and you'll have a blast
When we are creepy, we're in our prime,
We can walk through walls and we don't have a spine

We'll wake you up at dawn, and we'll chase you to your lawn,
So wake 'em up at dawn, and then chase 'em to the lawn
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna really
really really gonna scare your pig ha.

There is nothing to uncover, you gotta let your mind transcend,
Life is so whatever and death is now the trend,
There is nothing to discover, Oh c'mon you will live,
Make you feel uneasy, but we won't harm the kids.

So you think you've gone whack but I swear we are real
You'll ask for help from above and hope you're healed,
Yet you're still shakin', As I flew on by
Don't try to evict me or I'll make you cry

Yo they went on a ghost hunt, what a really stupid stunt,
So just let me be blunt, As I make another grunt
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna scare you big ha.

You can hide under your covers, you never will reach the end,
Death will last forever so best go to your friends,
If you want this to be over, you had best just move,
That is why it's breezy, it's you we want removed

Yeah we are scary and like to tease
Go 'head and make a plea
and stop acting all silly
We can scare without at trace and you cannot see our face,
You should flee this old scene
You think we're on a
Killing spree
but we can't kill see,
Plus we're really lazy,
On bending knee?..
Oh Puh-leeze,
Stop being a clown and get out of our town
Stop being a clown and get out of our town

If you don't want us to hover, you gotta get out this weekend,
Because we're real clever, in death we can be friends
We will never be discovered, you have got to get,
Now you're looking queasy, it's best that you had split

If you hide under your covers,
get outta, get outta, get outta,
get outta, get outta, here, here, here, here
(Life don't last forever)
Stop being a clown and get out of our town.
Stop being a clown and get out of our town. (ha ha ha ha)
Stop being a clown and get out of our town.
Stop being a clown and grab your pig go

We will never be discovered
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Agrimorfee - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
This is a strange one from you, Dave. It starts out spooky/wacky, then spooky/weird. Are the singers zombies or suspicious, lazy rednecks?
In a recording of this parody, I would expect sounds like "boo!" to replace the "huhs" in the "I'm gonna..." sections. ;)
Matthias - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
A BOOst of laughter and excitment that you tackled one of my Epic 20, and it looks like it killed you (But you sticked around, because you have 19 more to do).
littleHaloEve - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Dave, this is very good, as I do appreciate humor on all things scary & death, ~LadyHaloEve
Jack Wilson - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
WHY THIS OS WHY? I HATE THAT OS GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Awesome job,5s
2Eagle - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I always hated the Spice Girls - they looked and sang like Barbie dolls. Like your parody.
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone, I'm going to go and eat, but will be back to do my daily rounds of parodies. . .Agri--I love that idea hope you don't mind if I use it, and Matthias, as I promised--all 20 of both our lists, Thanks HaloEve:) Jack, sorry, I know how that is! 2Eagle, Yeah--they do/did/kinda still do look like Barbies, absolutely.
Matthias - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
So why do these ghosts want rednecks removed from their farm? I mean if I was a ghost I would go for the big game, like a mansion or something, like how many ghosts do you see haunting farms? Farms are creepy enough without ghosts. I loved this parody, great idea, great execution.
littleCupCakes - January 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Farms & their Ranchers can indeed be creepy: some Cowboys will nail ~roadkill~ like a rotten, dead raccoon to the oak trees < CUIDADO > to scare away any trespassers!! the smell alone . . . .
bobpiecheese - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.0) The subject matter is a little WTF for me, but you managed endure parodying this irritating song, so you get kudos for that, at least. And you nailed the pacing, whis is a plus.
Jack Wilson - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
See above! It was awesome, and you managed to make the OS bearable
Kristof Robertson - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.8) Hell(oween) of a crazy parody, Dave...frightening but funny. 555
Arwen - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Decathlon...can't stand the OS, BAD...but this made me smile...I'm kind of a sucker for all things "ghosty." =)
stuart mcarthur - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(dec2.8) I'm happy to stop being a clown, Dave, but I am NOT going to grab my pig, mate (that's asking way too much) - and yeah I hate seeing them hover even more! - 555
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Well that was interesting. Thanks for putting new words to a truly annoying dance song!

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