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![Album cover parody of Spice Up Your Life [UK CD1] by Spice Girls](http://www.amiright.com/photoshops/images/album_1210843044_thumb.jpg)
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Quotes:
I don't know much about football. I know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football. - Victoria Beckham I've got bingo arms - Victoria Beckham Submitted by: LucidLupin
| [In reference to the pre-release of their 'Forever' album]: 'Our record's out next Monday, so buy it now.' Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Jokes:
Since the Spice Girls are getting on in years now....does that make them "Old Spice"? Submitted by: Al Rodriguez
| The Spice Girls have reformed and are asking Cher to join them. They're calling her "Old Spice". Submitted by: Frank Sangreal
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| There are additional music jokes available. | |
Band Name Origins:
- they originally named their band "Spice" because it sounded hot, but it was already the name of a british rapper and they were nearly sued for using a copyrighted name .... so they changed it to "The Spice Girls" Submitted by: juli
- During the making up of a name as out of Take five, High Five, Plus Five, and Touch. In the end Geri thought of Spice because they were all so different just like spices. That is how the Spice Girls were named. -- Got that info from Geri Halliwell's book "If Only" Blueytwo The Spice girl one that is supposedly from Geri's book is bogus, she says the spice names were given to them by a mag and verifys the story that they were named after a song called Sugar and Spice with girls being added to the name Spice becasue there was a band called Spice already GInger The girls wrote a song called Sugar and Spice (it was never released) and then one of them got the idea to call themselves the Spice Girls. Submitted by: buttmunch
Stupid Band Names:
- Their music isn't so spicy, and they look like pre-school nursery girls... Submitted by: Mattias Johansson
- So, they think they're hot and spicy. They're not hot really. By the way, how come they all have the last name "spice"? It's kinda creepy. So are they. Submitted by: Stockton
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Fab Five. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Spice Up Your Life" | Well, it contains half of the band's name - Cassandra |
Better Off Solo?:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Melanie Chisholm" | "Well, let's just face it. After the Spice Girls broke up they released some solo albums but Melanie Chisholm was the only one of the five to have any commercial success. Melanie B, Emma Bunton, Geri Halliwell, and Victoria Beckham and they all tanked as soon as they went solo." | - Celeste |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Split Girls | For when they broke apart | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Space Girls | They always seemed more spacey than spicy to me! | Doug Graves |
| Spice Racks | The changed word describes it all. Racks. (drools) | Corey |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Spice Up Your Knife" | "Spice Up Your Life" | McMickOutOfSongs |
| "Spice Up Your Wife" | "Spice Up Your Life" | Daniel |
| "Slice up Your Lice" | "Spice Up Your Life" | Rizwan Alam |
| "Slice up Your Lice" | "Spice Up Your Life" | Frog |
| "Hollow" | "Holler" | Chris Kuan |
There are additional new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Spice Up Your Life," | Life cannot be made spicy | Diddims |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Say Goodbye," Dave Matthews Band | "Goodbye," Spice Girls | |
| "Hello," Lionel Richie | "Goodbye," Spice Girls | |
| "Life Goes On," LeAnn Rimes | "Forever," Spice Girls | |
| "Say You'll Be There," Spice Girls | "I'll Be There For You," The Rembrandts | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Say You'll Be Here" originally "Say You'll Be There"
Naomi Swanson
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Say You'll Beg There" originally "Say You'll Be There"
Naomi Swanson
"Say You'll Bet There" originally "Say You'll Be There"
Naomi Swanson
Change a Letter:
"Something Kinda Runny" originally "Something Kinda Funny"
Jessica Childress
"Something Kinda Funky" originally "Something Kinda Funny"
Jessica Childress
"Slice Up Your Life" originally "Spice Up Your Life"
Cut the carrot cake and bite it all down.
Mickey D.
"Who Do You Think You Ate" originally "Who Do You Think You Are"
Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Spice Up Your Wife" originally "Spice Up Your Life"
Joe
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Wannabe" | "If You Wanna Nuke My Country" | Onslaught |
| "2 Become 1" | "Number 2, not Number 1!!!" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Spice Up Your Life" | "Use CPR" | Below Average Dave |
| "Wannabe" | "Birds And Bees" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Wannabe" | "Don't Wannabe" | Ned Riley |
| "Wannabe" | "Drama Queen" | Matthias |
| "Wannabe" | "Sandwich" | GLR |
| "Wanna Be My Lover" | "Wanna Drive A Hummer" | Philip Hanan |
| "Wannabe" | "Scared of Me" | Below Average Dave |
| "Wannabe" | "We Don't Wannabe Together" | Wendy Christopher |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Wannabe | Dating Agency | Indra.v |
| Two Become One | Trojans | MCjohn |
| Christmas Wrapping | Charity Gift Wrapping Services | Dana T |
| 2 Become 1 | Consolidating Debts | Bethan |
| Say You'll Be There | Cell Phone Company | Opinion Girl |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Stop | Rape Victims Hotline | Angel19 |
| Spice Up Your Life | Indian Takeaway | Richard Davies |
| Mama (I Love You) | Orphanage | sh@rk_bite |
| Who Do You Think You Are? | Amnesia Hotline | Jerseymilkferrets |
| Bumper To Bumper | Car Company | Opinion Girl |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Nightswimming R.E.M. | Naked Spice Girls | Nightswimming Naked Just picture a nude Michael Stipe. | Hannah |
| Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana | Something Kinda Funny Spice Girls | Smells Like Something Kinda Funny | Kristen |
| Spice Up Your Life Spice Girls | Aces High Iron Maiden | Spice Up Your Aces High British dance pop + British heavy metal - A match! | Scotty Dangerously |
| Wannabe Spice Girls | Dare To Be Stupid Weird Al Yankovic | Dare To Wanna Be Stupid | Max Maxter |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Indigo Spice Girls
Indigo Girls combined with Spice Girls
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Sugar 'n' Spice
Sugarcult combined with Spice Girls
(and everything nice)
Submitted By: *katie
Everything But The Spice Girls
Everything But The Girl combined with Spice Girls
...and David Beckham.
Submitted By: Davey
Split Girlz
Spice Girls combined with Split Enz
From a submission I saw on New Band Names regarding the first group. However, the name would be awkward, considering the second group was all men.
Submitted By: Bob
There are additional Spice Girls Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Wannabe"
Misheard Lyrics: Make-up lasts forever.
Original Lyrics: Make it last forever.
| "Wannabe"
Misheard Lyrics: All I really really want is to lick a sick ox.
Original Lyrics: I really, really, really, want a zigazig, ha.
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"Lady Is A Vamp"
Misheard Lyrics: From the fearless way she acts,
No you ain't seen nothing yet, She's the top of the top, she's the best (yes) Original Lyrics: Come on fellas, place your bets
'Cause you've ain't seen nothin' yet. She's the top of the top, She's the best (yes) | "Wannabe"
Misheard Lyrics: We got M in the place with laxid? in your face
We got G like MC who laxid? it on an Easy V's she's a number 3, she's a Rolaid's maid Original Lyrics: We got Em in the place who likes it in your face
We got G like mc who likes it on an Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady. |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Wannabe"
Misheard Lyrics: All I really really want is to lick a sick ox.
Original Lyrics: I really, really, really, want a zigazig, ha.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: katy I have clogged up ears and can't hear well, so I heard this. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Wanna Be"
Better Lyrics:
If you want to fix my sandwich
It's gotta have ham and cheese
Mustard is too sour
Pass the mayo, please
It's gotta have ham and cheese
Mustard is too sour
Pass the mayo, please
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever
Friendship never ends<
You gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever
Friendship never ends<
Submitted by: raddog20002002
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Too Much"
The Funny Lyrics: Too Much of something is bad enough (Bad enough),
But something's coming over me to make me wonder, Too much of nothing is just as tough (just as tough), I need to know the way to feel to keep me satisfied Why They're Funny: In the beginning it seems like they are talking about sex and saying that too much of it is bad enough but no sex is bad too. So they find a solution to keep them satisfied which is to masturbate!
Submitted by: Niccole
| "Wannabe"
The Funny Lyrics: I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want I wanna (Ha!), I wanna (Ha!), I wanna (Ha!), I wanna (Ha!), I wanna (Ha!) Really really really wanna zigazig-ha. Why They're Funny: I really, really thought the girls all had simultaneous hiccups.
Submitted by: Suzanne
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| There are additional Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Wannabe"
The Repetitive Lyrics: tell me what you want
what you really really want Why They're Repetitive: its f*****g annoying
Submitted by: Austin
| "Wannabe"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Now, tell me what you want,
What you really really want Why They're Repetitive: I want you to shut up!!!!!!!! You say this wayyy too many times
Submitted by: Poohgirl
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| There are additional repetitive lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Wannabe"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Slam your body down and zigazig ah!
Why They're Nonsensical: Cheerful song, but...what?? Looks a bit painful to me to slam your body down! And what the hell is "zigazig ah"?? I can't find that in *my* dictionary!
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
| "Spice Up Your Life"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Colours of the world
Spice up your life Every boy and every girl Spice up your life People of the world Spice up your life! Why They're Nonsensical: Colours of the world spice up your life? What does that even mean?
Submitted by: Celeste
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| There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Too Much"
The Insincere Lyrics: What part of "NO"
don't you understand? (Understand, understand.) I want a man not a boy who thinks he can. Why They're Insincere: Yeah. This is coming from someone who should have never gotten married the first time around.
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Wannabe"
The Insincere Lyrics: I'll tell you what I want>BR> What I really really want
Why They're Insincere: ...to be extremely rich and famous, shag rich and good looking men and appear in Hello every week? Oh, some zig-azig-ah. How silly of me not to realise
Submitted by: Andrew Warmington
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Holler"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I wanna make you holler (and make you scream my name)
I'll give you rules to follow... Why They're Misrhymed: The funniest thing about this song is that you can even hear the girls pronounce 'follow' as 'foller' just to make it rhyme. Did we get distracted in the studio while recording? Face it, girls, 'follow' and 'holler' will never go together no matter how much you manipulate either word...now if they said 'I wanna make you hollow', we might have had an entirely new type of song on our hands...
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "Wannabe"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Now don't go wasting my precious time
Get your act together we could be just fine Why They're Misrhymed: Time & fine do not rhyme.
Submitted by: Temporary Insanity
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Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Wannabe"
The Insulting Lyrics: If you wannabe my lover you gotta get with my friends
Why They're Insulting: What, get with all of them?!?
Submitted by: Chaz
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Wannabe"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: If you want my future forget my past, If you wanna get with me better make it fast, Now don't go wasting my precious time, Get your act together we could be just fine
Why They're Inappropriate: If they did something bad like cheated forget it...Wants 2 hook up not have a relationship...Want it No don't make me wait...Hurry up and lets get it on...Hello Wake up There Talkin Bout SEX!
Submitted by: SGL
| "Wannabe"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I you wanna be my lover, you have got to give Taking is too easy but the way it is.
Why They're Inappropriate: Sounds like the Spice Girls are sick of their men being selfish...lol
Submitted by: Xtiiine
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| There are additional inappropriate lyrics available. | |
Dirty Song Lyrics:
"2 Become 1"
The Dirty Lyrics: Any deal that we endeavour,
Boys and girls feel good together... Why They're Dirty: I was a bit older than the average SG fan in the heyday so I knew what the lyrics were about. What bugs me is that the SG wrote and sang songs like this (thinly disguised, of course) knowing full well that little girls would be singing along not realizing what the meaning of the lyrics were. Oh well, there is a clean version, Any deal that we endeavour,
Love will bring us back together... Submitted by: Waterbabe
| "2 become 1"
The Dirty Lyrics: I need some love like I never needed love before
WANNA MAKE LOVE TO YA BABY Why They're Dirty: Little girls who were fans sang these lyrics@_@ OMG!
Submitted by: Orpheo
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| There are additional dirty lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Spice Up Your Life"
The Song Lyrics: Kung Fu Fighting, Dancing Queen
Tribal spaceman and all that's in between Song They Mention: "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas; "Dancing Queen" by ABBA
Submitted by: Mickey D.
| "Who Do You Think You Are"
The Song Lyrics: I said who do you think you are? I said who, some kind of Superstar?
Song They Mention: "Superstar" by the Carpenters
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Wannabe"
The Made Up Words: Zigga zigga-ah
Comments: Acording to Melanie B this is just a nonsensical word that they made up.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Song Title Space Change:
"Say You'll Bet Here" originally "Say You'll Be There"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Band Name Anagrams:
Splice Rigs Submitted by: Dogniss Everdeen
Slicer Pigs Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Crips Glee Shit Submitted by: Mickey D.
No comments.
The Slice Grips Submitted by: Mickey D.
Waaaaahh-hai!
Pig Slices Submitted by: Optimus Lime
Song Title Anagrams:
"Spot" originally "Stop"
Submitted by: Allisa Casilla
"Opts" originally "Stop"
Submitted by: Allisa Casilla
"Tops" originally "Stop"
Submitted by: Allisa Casilla
"Post" originally "Stop"
Submitted by: Allisa Casilla
"Pots" originally "Stop"
Submitted by: Allisa Casilla
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Viva Forever"
The Lyrics: Hasta Manjana
Always be mine. Why: Hasta Manjana means "see you next time" in spanish. I'm kind of surprised that nobody mentioned this.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Names as a Word Bank:
Pig Slice Submitted by: Optimus Lime
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Joining "America's Got Talent""
NBC says former Spice Girl Melanie Brown is joining the judges' panel of "America's Got Talent." Brown, also known as Scary Spice during her time with the '90s pop group, will take her seat alongside Howie Mandel and Howard Stern when the variety competition show returns for its 8th season this summer. Brown was previously a contestant on ABC's "Dancing with the Stars."
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
""Viva Forever" Musical Debut"
Four of the Spice Girls arrived for the premiere of the new musical based on their songs recently to cheers and chants of " spice up your life" from scores of die hard fans. The premiere was at London's Picadilly Theatre. Melanie, Geri, Emma, and Mel B all arrived early but Victoria Beckham arrived later with her husband and their children. The musical uses songs like "Wannabe," "Spice Up Your Life," and the title track in a tale of four friends whose bond becomes strained when their band enters a TV talent show. The show was written by Jennifer Saunders of "Absolutely Fabulous" fame. The producer, Judy Craymer, is known for the hugely successful ABBA musical "Mamma Mia!"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Stage Musical Plans"
The Spice Girls, reunited onstage recently, announced the details of a musical based on their songs. The stage show "Viva Forever" isn't a biography of the band, but hopes to tap into the same female fan base as "Mamma Mia". It debuts in London in December 2012.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
![Say You'll Be There [UK CD1]](http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000005ROF.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
![Stop [UK CD1]](http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000007WSE.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)