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Music Quotes:

I don't know much about football. I know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football.
- Victoria Beckham

I've got bingo arms
- Victoria Beckham

Submitted by: LucidLupin

[In reference to the pre-release of their 'Forever' album]:
'Our record's out next Monday, so buy it now.'

Submitted by: Devil Jones

Music Jokes:

The Spice Girls have reformed and are asking Cher to join them. They're calling her "Old Spice". Submitted by: Frank Sangreal	What's the difference between the Spice Girls and a porn. movie? The porn. movie occasionally has good music. Submitted by:
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Band Name Origins:

they originally named their band "Spice" because it sounded hot, but it was already the name of a british rapper and they were nearly sued for using a copyrighted name .... so they changed it to "The Spice Girls" Submitted by: juli
During the making up of a name as out of Take five, High Five, Plus Five, and Touch. In the end Geri thought of Spice because they were all so different just like spices. That is how the Spice Girls were named. -- Got that info from Geri Halliwell's book "If Only" Blueytwo The Spice girl one that is supposedly from Geri's book is bogus, she says the spice names were given to them by a mag and verifys the story that they were named after a song called Sugar and Spice with girls being added to the name Spice becasue there was a band called Spice already GInger The girls wrote a song called Sugar and Spice (it was never released) and then one of them got the idea to call themselves the Spice Girls. Submitted by: buttmunch

Why the Name is Stupid:

Their music isn't so spicy, and they look like pre-school nursery girls... Submitted by: Mattias Johansson
So, they think they're hot and spicy. They're not hot really. By the way, how come they all have the last name "spice"? It's kinda creepy. So are they. Submitted by: Stockton

Better Off Solo:

Name	New Career	Comments & Submitter Name
"Melanie Chisholm"	"Well, let's just face it. After the Spice Girls broke up they released some solo albums but Melanie Chisholm was the only one of the five to have any commercial success. Melanie B, Emma Bunton, Geri Halliwell, and Victoria Beckham and they all tanked as soon as they went solo."	- Celeste

New Band Names:

New Name	Why It's Better	Submitter Name
Spice Racks	The Second Word describes it all. Racks. (drools)	Corey

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Spice Up Your Knife"	"Spice Up Your Life"	McMickOutOfSongs
"Spice Up Your Wife"	"Spice Up Your Life"	Daniel
"Slice up Your Lice"	"Spice Up Your Life"	Rizwan Alam
"Slice up Your Lice"	"Spice Up Your Life"	Frog
"Hollow"	"Holler"	Chris Kuan
There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Spice Up Your Life,"	Life cannot be made spicy	Chris Kuan

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"Say Goodbye"	"Goodbye," Spice Girls	Now, we'll work on your ABCs. - Brian Kelly
"Hello"	"Goodbye," Spice Girls	Mjn Seifer
"Life Goes On"	"Forever," Spice Girls	Natasha
"Hey Mama"	"Goodbye," Spice Girls	nicole
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Spice Up Your Wife" originally "Spice Up Your Life"

Joe

"Slice Up Your Life" originally "Spice Up Your Life"

Sounds violent.

Joe

Song Parody Recordings:

Mar 4 "Scared of Me" by Below Average Dave a parody of "Wannabe" by Spice Girls

Hey, no one can say this song doesn't deserve to be hit a few times. . .here is my ghoulish parody of it. badave.com: (mp3) (Comments)

Oct 10 "We parted ways" by Andrea Huckstep a.k.a. Queen Dedede a parody of "2 become 1" by Spice Girls

A song about the time Rare departing Nintendo and becoming part of Microsoft. Soundclick: (mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Wannabe"	"Birds And Bees"	the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Wannabe"	"Don't Wannabe"	Ned Riley
"Wannabe"	"Drama Queen"	Matthias
"Wannabe"	"Sandwich"	GLR
"Wanna Be My Lover"	"Wanna Drive A Hummer"	Philip Hanan
"Wannabe"	"Scared of Me"	Below Average Dave
"Wannabe"	"We Don't Wannabe Together"	Wendy Christopher
"Wannabe"	"If You Wanna See Our Concert (Spice Girls Reunion)"	Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)
"Wannabe"	"Wannaeat"	Panthyrr
"2 Become 1"	"2 Lanes Become 1"	Thalia's Dog
There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Wannabe	Dating Agency	Indra.v
Two Become One	Trojans	MCjohn
Christmas Wrapping	Charity Gift Wrapping Services	Dana T
2 Become 1	Consolidating Debts	Bethan
Say You'll Be There	Cell Phone Company	Opinion Girl
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Stop	Rape Victims Hotline	Angel19
Spice Up Your Life	Indian Takeaway	Richard Davies
Mama (I Love You)	Orphanage	sh@rk_bite
Who Do You Think You Are?	Amnesia Hotline	Jerseymilkferrets
Bumper To Bumper	Car Company	Opinion Girl
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Nightswimming R.E.M.	Naked Spice Girls	Nightswimming Naked Just picture a nude Michael Stipe.	Hannah
Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana	Something Kinda Funny Spice Girls	Smells Like Something Kinda Funny	Kristen
Wannabe Spice Girls	Dare To Be Stupid Weird Al Yankovic	Dare To Wanna Be Stupid	Max Maxter
Wannabe Spice Girls	Spaceman Babylon Zoo	Wannabe Spaceman	Darren Melling
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Sugar 'n' Spice

Sugarcult combined with Spice Girls

(and everything nice)

Submitted By: *katie

Everything But The Spice Girls

Everything But The Girl combined with Spice Girls

...and David Beckham.

Submitted By: Davey

Spice Club

Spice Girls combined with S Club

lol, its lame but I thought I should have a shot of this! Hoo Roo

Submitted By: AuzzieAngel

Misheard Lyrics:

"Who Do You Think You Are" Misheard Lyrics: What's driving you is a vision of bedding Original Lyrics: What's driving you is ambition and betting	"If You Wanna Be My Lover" Misheard Lyrics: Everybody down and wine is all around. Original Lyrics: Slam your body down and wind it all around
"Wannabe" Misheard Lyrics: Sully Bunny down and lions all around Original Lyrics: Slam your body down and wind it all around	"Goodbye" Misheard Lyrics: I you're gonna such-a-cum but I can still feel you're hear Original Lyrics: I know you're gone and said you're gone but I can still feel you're here
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Who Do You Think You Are"

Misheard Lyrics:

What's driving you is a vision of bedding

Original Lyrics:

What's driving you is ambition and betting

Story about this misheard lyric by: esss

Well it still makes sense the way I heard it, it just means the guy they're singing about is driven by visions of bedding, therefore wants to get the Spicies in bed.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Wanna Be"

Better Lyrics:

If you want to fix my sandwich
It's gotta have ham and cheese
Mustard is too sour
Pass the mayo, please

Original Lyrics:

If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever
Friendship never ends<

Submitted by: raddog20002002

Funny Lyrics:

"Wannabe"

The Funny Lyrics:

If you wanna be my lover
you gotta get with my friends

Why They're Funny:

Sounds like a pretty open relationship. okay, I'm in!

Submitted by: Ned Riley

"Too Much"

The Funny Lyrics:

Too Much of something is bad enough (Bad enough), But something's coming over me to make me wonder, Too much of nothing is just as tough (just as tough), I need to know the way to feel to keep me satisfied

Why They're Funny:

in the beginning it seems like they are talking about sex and saying that too much of it is bad enough but no sex is bad too. so they find a solution to keep them satisfied which is to masturbate!

Submitted by: nicole

There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Wannabe" The Repetitive Lyrics: tell me what you want what you really really want Why They're Repetitive: its f*****g annoying Submitted by: Austin	"Wannabe" The Repetitive Lyrics: Now, tell me what you want, What you really really want Why They're Repetitive: I want you to shut up!!!!!!!! You say this wayyy too many times Submitted by: Poohgirl
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Wannabe"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

If you wanna be my lover,
you gotta get with my friends

Why They're Nonsensical:

What kind of pure,unadulterated claptrap is that? Does it mean you gotta get on with my friends? Or,you gotta sleep with my friends? Or,you gotta hang out with my friends? Like,pardon me while I take a dive off the nearest building, because, for the very life of me, I cannot GET WITH the logic behind a girlfriend saying that to you.

Submitted by: THE BIG GUY

"Something Kinda Funny"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

Oooh, I know it's you I've got to feed
Oooh, don't take more than you really need

Why They're Nonsensical:

What the? Are they talking to a baby while they're breastfeeding it during this bridge? And what does this bit mean anyway, considering there's a chorus immediately boasting that they've got something kinda funny going on? Oh, maybe Spice Girls are declaring a secret communal breastfeeding group? That sounds...nice...(!)

Submitted by: Monokini

There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Lyrics:

"Too Much"

The Insincere Lyrics:

What part of "NO"
don't you understand?
(Understand, understand.)
I want a man not a boy
who thinks he can.

Why They're Insincere:

Yeah. This is coming from someone who should have never gotten married the first time around.

Submitted by: Celeste

"Wannabe"

The Insincere Lyrics:

I'll tell you what I want>BR> What I really really want

Why They're Insincere:

...to be extremely rich and famous, shag rich and good looking men and appear in Hello every week? Oh, some zig-azig-ah. How silly of me not to realise

Submitted by: Andrew Warmington

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Holler"

The Misrhymed Lyrics:

I wanna make you holler (and make you scream my name)
I'll give you rules to follow...

Why They're Misrhymed:

The funniest thing about this song is that you can even hear the girls pronounce 'follow' as 'foller' just to make it rhyme. Did we get distracted in the studio while recording? Face it, girls, 'follow' and 'holler' will never go together no matter how much you manipulate either word...now if they said 'I wanna make you hollow', we might have had an entirely new type of song on our hands...

Submitted by: Devil Jones

"Wannabe"

The Misrhymed Lyrics:

Now don't go wasting my precious time
Get your act together we could be just fine

Why They're Misrhymed:

Time & fine do not rhyme.

Submitted by: Temporary Insanity

Insulting Lyrics:

"Wannabe"

The Insulting Lyrics:

If you wannabe my lover you gotta get with my friends

Why They're Insulting:

What, get with all of them?!?

Submitted by: Chaz

"If You Can't Dance"

The Insulting Lyrics:

If you can't dance that means you can't do nothing for me, baby

Why They're Insulting:

Ok.. so some guys can't dance, but they can still do a lotta stuff for girls.

Submitted by: Linda

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Wannabe"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

If you want my future forget my past, If you wanna get with me better make it fast, Now don't go wasting my precious time, Get your act together we could be just fine

Why They're Inappropriate:

If they did something bad like cheated forget it...Wants 2 hook up not have a relationship...Want it No don't make me wait...Hurry up and lets get it on...Hello Wake up There Talkin Bout SEX!

Submitted by: SGL

"Wannabe"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

I you wanna be my lover, you have got to give Taking is too easy but the way it is.

Why They're Inappropriate:

Sounds like the Spice Girls are sick of their men being selfish...lol

Submitted by: Xtiiine

There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.

Dirty Lyrics:

"2 Become 1"

The Dirty Lyrics:

Any deal that we endeavour,
Boys and girls feel good together...

Why They're Dirty:

I was a bit older than the average SG fan in the heyday so I knew what the lyrics were about. What bugs me is that the SG wrote and sang songs like this (thinly disguised, of course) knowing full well that little girls would be singing along not realizing what the meaning of the lyrics were. Oh well, there is a clean version, Any deal that we endeavour,
Love will bring us back together...

Submitted by: Waterbabe

"2 become 1"

The Dirty Lyrics:

I need some love like I never needed love before
WANNA MAKE LOVE TO YA BABY

Why They're Dirty:

Little girls who were fans sang these lyrics@_@ OMG!

Submitted by: Orpheo

There are additional dirty lyrics available.