(Ha, ha, ha, ha)

Yo!
If it’s me you want, then I’ll tell you what I want
A limo parked out front, and the severed head of Blunt
Cause if it’s me you want, then these you’d better flaunt
A breakfast of croissants from Paris or Vermont
I want that, I want that, I want that, I want that
I wanna have a trailer that’s really big, yah!

If you want this feature
Then kiss my ass
If you wanna hire me
Film will sell out fast
You see my acting’s
Very sublime
If you serve me lobster
I’ll be there on time

If you want me to act and sign to your contract
My trailer should be packed with babes who’re really stacked
I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to
Go bowl with Tom Hanks, he played in “Big”, yah!

If you want me as your actor
You gotta meet my demands (Gotta meet my demands)
My talent is clever, fanbase just expands
If you want me as your actor
Butt you’ve got to kiss
Acting’s not that easy
See, I NEED all of this!

You may call me a brat
But I’ve got sex appeal
Tom Cruise could handle my part?
Are you for real?
(Are you for real?)

Chicks think I’m tasty
They can’t stay dry
If you don’t supply needs
Get some other guy

Yo!
If you want me to show up, I better get this stuff
Jewel collar for my pup, and a diamond studded cup
It want it, I want it, I want it, I want it
I want to eat the bacon of Babe the pig, yah!

If you want to win an Oscar
You can’t just get in my pants (Can’t just get in my pants)
I already lay whomever, sorry pal nice chance

If you want to win an Oscar
Stuff I’ve got to get (I’ve got to get)
Should get lots of money
For a half hour bit

To bring you glory
It’s quite easy
You want it starring me
You’d better get me currency
A trailer full lace and with a priceless vase
View of sea, and palm trees
I’d like it on a
Tampa beach
With chilled iced tea
That’d be real groovy
I want to see
Spice Girls nightly
Slam their booties down before I’m called around
(That’s enough for now make sure to stick around)

If you want to make Blockbuster
You gotta meet my amends
It’s a huge endeavor, but it’s worth it friends

If you want to make Blockbuster
I must be in it (Must be in it)
You might think I’m sleazy
But I’ll make it a hit

If you wanna top hit number
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta
I gotta act, act, act, act (Classic lasts forever)

Go get me a crown, and show me through the town
Don’t you make me frown, or profits will go down

(Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah!)

I look like a clown, and someone will be drowned
My name is renown, It’s super big, yah!

If you want me as your actor!