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Song Parodies -> "Sunburn Terrestrial (S.T.)"

Original Song Title:

"E.T."

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Sunburn Terrestrial (S.T.)"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com
You're Touch: Agonizing
Feels like I am dying
Can you hear me crying

It's so traumatizing
I think I'm still burning
Itching is concerning

Can't lay: Sit up straight
Aloe do not bother
Still burns like a mother
Human-Flesh fillet
Starting to peel too

It's not a normal sun burn
It has cruel intentions
How'd it get my thighs
Cause I had pants on
Something just isn't right

Don't touch, da-da-don't touch
Do and I'll be screaming
Then I will be seething

No hugs, na-na-no hugs
Or I will be jumping
Then I'll kick your face in

Man, it's a bad feeling
My skin is all peeling
This burn ain't natural
Sun Burn Terrestrial

Next day something came off
I was in the shower
I saw something cower
Daddy from it's lips
My sun burn has birthed it

It's a scientific burp
Impossible children
From head to my thighs
As my skin hits the floor
Sun burn kids come to life

Red eye, Re-re-red eyes
They claim that they're all mine
Seven hundred by nine

Scary, sca-sca-scary
Think I should be running
Am I dead or something?

Am I an alien
Came from oblivion
These kids aren't natural
Sun burn terrestrial

Am I going mental
They are talking special
Boy, they stare at the stars

They all yearn for a heat wave
Especially during 'Sun'day
Can't explain them at all
All

Babies, bay-bay-babies
Coceived when the sun met me
Some came from each my knees

Crazy, cra-cra crazy
It's what most think of me
Getting tall so quickly

Kids, you're all aliens
Born from the sun urchins
They're smart-comes natural
Sun burn terrestrial

sun burn terrestrial
sun burn terrestrial

Gave birth to aliens
Most think I've lost my brain
They're red like fresh apples
Sun burn terrestrial
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Meriadoc - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
How Zuesian! You can call them Athena 1, Athena 2....

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