Had a problem here people parked all over town
All we could do was moan
And when customers came heading our way
Where can we park they moaned

Our policy would surely have to change
Our parking lot we'd have to claim
Well, don't park here or you will be towed
Oh, You'll Be Towed

Though the measure brought displeasure
They'll heed the warning
They had best go drive around
and now if they aren't complying
They will be cryin
'Cause their car will join the pound

It's really not that hard to explain
I'd like to see someone complain
If you park here you will be towed
Oh, You'll Be Towed

Posted big and we are forthcoming
We are not trying to screw you
Just do not park here buddy
We'll tow your Accord
Now our customers can park here alright

If you really need this here parking space
Buy something, we'll be square
If not keep on driving down the street

If you park here you will be towed
Oh, You'll Be Towed