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Song Parodies -> "You'll Be Towed"

Original Song Title:

"China Grove"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Doobie Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"You'll Be Towed"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com
Had a problem here people parked all over town
All we could do was moan
And when customers came heading our way
Where can we park they moaned

Our policy would surely have to change
Our parking lot we'd have to claim
Well, don't park here or you will be towed
Oh, You'll Be Towed

Though the measure brought displeasure
They'll heed the warning
They had best go drive around
and now if they aren't complying
They will be cryin
'Cause their car will join the pound

It's really not that hard to explain
I'd like to see someone complain
If you park here you will be towed
Oh, You'll Be Towed

Posted big and we are forthcoming
We are not trying to screw you
Just do not park here buddy
We'll tow your Accord
Now our customers can park here alright

If you really need this here parking space
Buy something, we'll be square
If not keep on driving down the street

If you park here you will be towed
Oh, You'll Be Towed
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Agrimorfee - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
You had a tough Grove to tow. (bad pun done). 555
Johnny D - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Towin' away a Doobie Brothers classic - good job!
Ann Hammond - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
he he he
alvin - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
this was heavy duty "fine"
John Barry - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Cool, towtally!
Below Average Dave - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you Agri, JD, Ann, Alvin, and JB!
lilTowedHO - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
B+A+D: Oh, Sir: TowMe, ShowMe, HoeMe . . . Never let me me go, until you've told me, what I want to know, and then just hold me; Make me tell you I'm in love with you . . . . . Thrill me . . .
Meriadoc - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I see you've been to Burbank... :-)

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