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Song Parodies -> "Fifteenth Time Around"

Original Song Title:

"Second Time Around"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Fifteenth Time Around"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Oh oh oh yeah
oh babe

We fight, just going out to walk
Some times you've got me wanting to heave
I think that baby we are done
Cause honey each time that you cut me I bleed

Each time I see you I might cry
not out of love but cause you punch my head
So I'll put this down in words
Cause baby I can't get out all this glass
Oh oh oh oh babe
The shards from all that glass
Oh oh oh oh, So babe (Babe)

It's kinda predictable
Let's not do this again
You get irrational
your Thinking that we were always meant to be
I've can't ever calm you down
It's was much harder the second time around

It wasn't intentional
When you stabbed me with keys
How is that possible?
Can't think of a reason why you're into me
You think I'm always sneaking out
It's always harder
On the third time around

On the fourth time around

We tried to refine our souls
but I said it's a wasted case
Your ex, you know he always boasts
That you say he could go for days

Last year, you said to get out
You said "You take too long" with rage
Now that was the fifth time around
I'm sorry now you can't make both claims
(Oh oh oh oh babe)
(I'm dumping you my sweet)
Hey! Why'd you cut the drapes
(Oh oh oh babe)

When we go out you are always flirting

You're way too theatrical
Throwing your diamond ring
The feeling's reciprocal
Cause I was never in your heart You see
That ring isn't worth my heartache now
It's always harder on the sixth time around

You always want appraisal
You never will let me be
You are pathological
Honey in all the many lies you feed me
I'm asking you to please get out
It's always harder
the seventh time around

In my bed I hear some kind of loud hiss from snakes
and your kiss lacks passion for sure babe
I think you may have gone crazy
Babe the Eight and Ninth time around may destroy us both now baby yeah
Just let me go now baby hey-yeah!

Your love is conditional
My clothes in the kitchen sink
That wasn't consensual
Wonder how you even mutter the word love to me
I think this time we must stay out
It's always harder on the tenth time around

our fights may be cyclical
Did we do this last week?
you're diabolical
and I found a tiger in my brand new Jeep
and you think somehow we'll work it out
Its always harder
Eleven times around

You threaten my genitals
and wonder why I can't sleep
Hatred's exceptional
So honey please just leave, the Jag you can keep
I don't think I can trust you know
It's always harder on the twelfth time around

Our love is impractical
You know it's truth I speak
Babe you're delusional
What are these grand ol' that you spent with me?
Cause I can't think of a single one
It's always harder
the thirteenth time around

The fourteenth time around
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