Song Parodies -> Paintball Park

Original Song Title:	"Poison Heart"
Original Performer:	The Ramones

Parody Song Title:	"Paintball Park"
Parody Written by:	Below Average Dave

I'm at badave.com, anyone who's been to a "Paintball Park" can probably relate, those little flipping bullets hurt

Hiding near a rock, Tryinta stay alive
Pain is mild, Wearing camouflage pants tonight
Paint is flying at me, Please don't shoot me bro
Red would really cramp my style, please dude.

Well, I am ducking now in this little war
'Cause all my friends want to make their mark
Best friend just got hit, let's even the score
and through this forest now I shall embark

Running around now without, any plan
I'm getting hostile, I've gotta watch my back
There's paint near my left shoulder, I fire away
Hit him on the feet, he couldn't get away

Well, I think I might win, paint grenades galore
'Cause I just don't want a welt on my back
Watch yourself my friend through the air they soar
I'll hit you with a stealthy side attack
It will go whack, or perhaps smack, mess up your slacks... FIRE!

Shoot left and right, I am on a roll
If you want to shoot me I'll be hiding in a hole
See all of the vi'lence, and hear the cries
There's laughter all around me and I am still alive

We are almost done and I am still clean
Light is running out it's getting dark
Just heard a dude scream, got hit "in between"
his two legs, that's gonna leave a mark
Well, I think I have won, and OUCH!!! I've been beamed
Got hurt quite a bit in Paintball Park
In Paintball Park, In Paintball Park, In Paintball Park
In Paintball Park, In Paintball Park, In Paintball Park
That really smarts. . .

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Matthias - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment

I've done my own little ditty about paintball for the Sports round in Ages, and this one blows that one out of the water. This was great Dave, and really shows your true "colors".

Tim Mayfield - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment

Reminds me of a paintball wizard. And no, that isn't Harry Potter. :-) 5's for the brillaint colors and all that.

Peter Andersson - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment

Been there, done that, still got the swollen "ballpark" to prove it. Adding to Tim's comment's I vaguely remember a parody about nude paintball, moreover something about guys paying to some sort of adult themepark to get to use paintball guns to hunt down naked unarmed women as pray (ain't it strange how such imagery tend to stick to a man's brain while he can't remember that his wife five minutes earlier told him to pick up milk and diapers at the supermarket so he comes home with just the daily paper and a six-pack?).

Below Average Dave - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment

Thank you Matty and Tim:) . . .you know I can see "Paintball Wizard" to "Pinball Wizard". . .perhaps a parody in the making?

Thank you Peter, very strange indeed (I think that may also be because we as writers are so used to having to be overly creative it becomes second nature ~wink)

Jason - August 05, 2008 - Report this comment

Sorry im late. Nice work here BA Dave. 555

Matthias - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment

This was a great topic to base a parody on, because Paintball is a popular topic that hasn't been touched on too many times. Anyways... Some of the lines I had to look back over twice, because I was reading too fast compared to the original song your pacing was fine, and it would work a lot easier as a recording than it does as a written work.

Max Power - August 11, 2008 - Report this comment

Messy parody...DUCK!!! Too late! You got hit 555 times...

Agrimorfee - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Matthias feels differently, but this was a very clunky read against the OS for me. In your determination to not repeat words, it kind of lost something--if I didn't know the title beforehand, I would have lost patience trying to understand what was going on until you finally revealed the scenario as a Paintball Park in the coda.

Below Average Dave - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment

Sorry Agri, I don't know what I could have done differently. . I try my best on each one--I was kind of trying to go for the whole Paintball park of it to be at the end to catch people off guard, but oh well. . .

bobpiecheese - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I've never played paintball, but I want to! Sure sounds painful, though. This was pretty good, though like Agri said, it kinda lacks...something. Don't know what, maybe a tad more of the funny possibly. Gotta love the guy who got hit in the nads. That's always funny :P

Below Average Dave - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks TCOP, Yeah I can see lacking funny, I don't see clunky, but I can see improving funny a bit--I may revisit this one come recording time (as I plan to do with a few others)

Rex - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Somehow there's got to be a way to fit in the old line about getting hit by red and blue paint and being marooned.

Jeff Reuben - August 21, 2008 - Report this comment

You've done a great job painting the picture here. Solid all around!

Invisible Boy - August 21, 2008 - Report this comment

I liked it Dave. A fun romp about a topic that may make for future parodies.

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"Poison Heart"

The Ramones

"Paintball Park"

Below Average Dave

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