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Song Parodies -> "Tik Tok"

Original Song Title:

"Tik Tok"

Original Performer:

Keisha

Parody Song Title:

"Tik Tok"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

It's six in the morning feeling really $hitty
(Hey, get up man)
Stupid clock comes on, I wanna snore - My mornings are a pity
(Work time)
Gotta sneeze, I may heave yeah I'm feeling like crap
And when I try to stand up I fall on my face flat

I'm talking - Thirty two packs of no doz
Fighting of my soft pillows
Mountain Dew down my mouth hole

Corn Pops and just a few mugs of coffee
You know I don't drink decaf-please
Trying to get rid of all my sleepies

Clock stop! Feel like slop
Gotta hit the snooze on top
Sunlight hits my eyes
but my head don't feel right
Tick tock, throw the clock
But the boss says time to hop doh!
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Please stop, ears have popped
Mister I just can't wake up
Last night, used my sight
To study in low lights
Tick tock, still the clock
I sorta wish it'd stop oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Gave cold showers a whirl, but that I couldn't bare
I stuck my finger in a socket, but it just fixed my hair
Now the sun is going up and my boss thinks I'm a faker
She thinks that I had stayed up late to watch Utah and the Lakers

I'm passing out - Slurring like I had got drunk, drunk
And all of my clothes they stunk, stunk
And I keep tripping on all my junk, junk
Wha-what - What should I got tell her now now
Cause I'll never make it out out
body's shutting down, down
Think I'm fallin (zzzzzzzzzzzz)

Must run, hate the sun
Swear my eyelids weigh a ton
That's right, Hit the lights
Deal with it tonight
Heads hot, so I'm not
gonna head to the docks no
nooo-no-no-no
nooo-no-no-no

That jerk, from my work
Calling 'til my head hurts
Alright, I just might
Throw my phone down ten flights
No joke, now it's broke
But I'll finally get some sleep bro
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

(Boss said)
Get in here now
Or you're done pal
My head hurts ow
No please don't can me

Okay I'm up
I'll head in now
Though my head pounds
Do as you please

(Boss said)
Get my butt up
Get my butt out
Stumble around
now I'm angry

I'm coming in
Computer's up
My boss walks back. . .

Now I'll put my head down when she walks back

and snore, that's for sure
Hope she stays behind her door
Sunlight, say goodnight
Cause my eyes are shut tight
I'll slouch, passing out
'til my boss comes out and shouts YO!!!
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

Head bobs, at the job
but the boss won't hear my sobs
Tonight, snuggle tight
and pass out 'til daylight
Tick tock, where's my clock?
Oh that's right I threw it out oh. .
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh

(zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
This has been a Below Average Dave production, all rights reserved. . .zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Phil Nelson - February 26, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS but funny! I ate Corn Pops yesterday and I can kinda relate to this sometimes
Matthias - February 26, 2010 - Report this comment
You should record this song so I can use it as the alarm clock setting on my iPod! Security code is: GRR which is how I feel when I get woken up too early.
Christie Marie M - February 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I can relate to your situation! I'm not a morning person. I love sleeping late and I hate getting up early in the morning, but that's something I need to work on. Even if my and my bro aren't working, our mom has the nerve to wake us up, even on weekends! What's up with that?! She doesn't want us lazy, but it's not that we're lazy, we just feel like waking up at anytime we want! Another enjoyable parody from you, Dave! Your alarm clock is now set to 5:55 am! Get up, chop, chop! (j/k) I'll let you go back to bed now since you had an exhausting day. You're probably even too tired to go to sleep!
Chance Gollnick - February 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Good song i hate the os because its so synthisized but good spoof.
Alex Dow - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
You always have good material. I look forward to your parodies.
Andria - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM February 2010) A stellar example of the parodic genius of Below Average Dave, and many people can relate to the subject and content. Excellent!
Matthias - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Zzzzzzzzzzzz.... What is it time to get up already! But mom!!! 555 more minutes!
Mark Scotti - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM Very "timely"! LOL
Peter Andersson - March 21, 2010 - Report this comment
I have never heard the original song before but the many stuttering instrumental and vocal soundbites and the way it's presented in the video by the evil record company (record companies are always evil, right?) has that general discomforting feel that has been polluting the airwaves ever since Glen Stefani did Hollaback Girl. Now reading back that first long sentence I realize it makes me sound like the grumpy old man I sometimes am, but here it's just my intro way of building up to the outro praising of that you did one helluva job pacing it all the way through. Maybe the subject wasn't all that original though, but no doubt (see how I worked another Glen Stefani reference in?) a 555.x6b
Max Power - March 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Every time I tried to read this, I fell asleep half-way...
MysteryGoat - March 30, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM - My god this is me every morning!
bobpiecheese - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The OS is horrible (the only time that Autotune has made me cringe - yeah, I like Autotune, deal with it), but good GOD, this parody so makes up for it. Gotta love parodies that keep the same title as the OS. 555 cups of coffee!

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