-> "Kombat Mortal"
Original Song Title:
"My Immortal"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Kombat Mortal"
The Lyrics
I'm a mortal so I fear
Reptile and Goro will bring me to tears
But I can't just leave
or Sheeva may kill me
'Cause the Outworld may conqueror here
if we don't fight 'til they've gone
These Ninjas don't seem real
Such freakish powers-I squeal
There's just no way I can escape my fate
When Cage died I thought next would be me for sure
But then Li Mei came and saved me-she's so pure
And now Raiden says fight or we'll be manure
But I cannot save
All of us
Sonya once tantalized me
With her outfits oh so tight
but then Kitana came, I left Sonya behind
Sub-Zero haunts
Once warm tropical streams
Scorpion chased away
Most the heroes that I've seen
Kobra cannot be real
To me Kung Lao appealed
A fatality awaits those I face
When Jade cried I attempted to save her rear
Did Kai die, I don't think I've seen him in years
Bloodshed and agony's all that I hear
But can I save
All of us?
I'm gonna maximize my combos 'fore long
So though you still beat me
I'll get my vengeance Shang Tsung!!!!!!!!!!!
I must live to save our whole race from this fear
If I die, then our world may turn dark for years
I think something's wrong with Sindel's hair
But I must save
All of us
us
us
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