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Song Parodies -> "All My Personalities"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Marmalade"

Original Performer:

Moulin Rouge: Pink, Mya, Aguilera, Lil Kim

Parody Song Title:

"All My Personalities"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

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Please note I know originally I was going to use this song to write a promotional piece feature four different artists, I just couldn't make it work though because the verses are to short to give Red Ant, Matthias, Jeff Reuben or DJ Particle the justice they deserve, I still plan on working with all the aforementioned in the future, just probably not on one single piece.
[Below Average Dave]
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to B.A. Dave's head

[Uncensored Dave]
Say what I meant suckas
I just want to vent suckas

[David & Davina:]
Mind Bender, Tongue Twister, Crazed Writer, So Random
Mind Bender, Tongue Twister, Crazed Writer, So Random

[Censored Dave:]
I can't speak my mind when someone makes me mad
Biting my tongue in my cheeks
They say, Hey bro-you're slow
I wanna kick their fat nose, oh (oh boy)

[All]
I cannot control who speaks next (hey hey hey)
Got so many folks in here (hee oh)
Dada Crazy luda ma ma (ooh yeah)
Meet My Personalities (slut slut, slut slut)
Can you tell who I am tonight, tonight (oh oh)
Can you tell who I am tonight (no no no no)

[David]
I am the voice who you hear normally
Yes I'm out when all is fine
But when I get the creeps
Is when they start to speak, yeah
I'm the closest Dave to normal (normal yeah)
but I'm still nutty my dear (ooh yeah yeah)
I like cute puppies and turtles
Meet my personalities, uh

[All]
Don't know what comes out of my mouth, ce soir (tonight) (f**k, f**k, f**k)
Hope that I don't scare your whole house (ooh)
(c**k, crabs, uh)

[Uncensored Dave:]
I'm the one that throws random bad things out
Say s**t for s**t's sake, Are your boobs fake?
I'm glad I ain't got man boobs, and I don't wear no shorts
Now let me blow your mind, naked chickens are whores
Mad at me? Well boo hoo I ain't sorry
I'ma keep yelling crap and talk 'bout Turtle Monkeys
I don't need no booze, Ta be an a$$hole and crude
I'm like Denis Leary and I sure ain't a prude
Hey mista, dumb mista
Need to stop that crack sista
I won't lie I caught you staring at my A$$
Look this way, if you like I can make ya day
I'm gonna say just what I wanna (come on)
Censorships for whinas (what)
Uncensored and damn I'm free
(feeling fine, come on now)

[All]
Who is next (ooh)
Per-son-alities (ooh yeah)
Who will scream (That'd be me)

[Davina:]
Hey, hey, hey
I am the girl who's in Davey's head, hey
I make him look all drop dead, at night
I'm his fashionable side
Or at least I've tried
More, More, DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[David:]
It's time for me to take back my mind (Oh yeah right)

[Censored Dave:]
Well keep me to keep you nice

[Davina:]
Oh Davey
But when we turn up
Your life don't suck
We're in DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[All]
You can't make our voices silent (da Daaaaaaa-ey)
Can't get rid of us no dear (Oh Boy)
Give us lots of mochaccino (ooh)

[Davina:]
Random Personalities

[All]
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)
No because I can't couche moi (not with myself no)
Can we come out and play tonight, please Dave (please Dave)
We just want to have fun tonight (Yeah)
Come on, uh

*Davina
Hot side

*David
Can't keep them inside

*Bad Ass Dave
Hey,hey, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k

*Censored
Nooo Nooo No No

*It's Crazy Davey
PENGUINS!!

*Now which Dave
Ooh B A B A

B A Dave you there?
Meet Dave's Personalities
Oooooh Craaz-y
This has been a Below Average Dave Production, All Rights Reserved.

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 16

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Matthias - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Hard song but I think you did really well with this one! Tons of fun images and ideas all rolled into one parody!
LilCupCakes - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
SirDave, perhaps a little sip oRum will ease your soul, Sir ? ! ? . . . or T-juice, perhaps?
Rick C - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
This is excellent Dave! It is the real Dave, right? I'd like to hear that collaboration piece when you finish. Let me know if I can help at all. 555
Stephen Harrington - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Well done, BAD. 555. :D
Christie Marie M - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Will the real B.A. Dave please stand up? An Above Average parody to me, Dave! Very vivid parody well written on multiple personalities, which I found most amusing! You must have 555 more personalities in your head.
Michael Pacholek - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
I like this one. So do I. Me too. (I thought about signing a second comment as my Evil Twin Bernard; alas, that character is officially still dead.)
Lee - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Haha. Very enjoyable parody. 5's.
belowaveragedave - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you so much everyone, I am glad you guys enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed writing it:)
Abbott Skelding - June 10, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM: Not bad, really like the original song and the idea you had to cover each of the original singers. Nice work!
Mark Scotti - June 10, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM - Multiple personalities earns (what else..) multiple fives!!!
Matthias - June 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Tough song and done really well. Pairs up well next to my Party Nintendo.
Peter Andersson - June 20, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM April 2010 - My comment has been placed on the forum voting thread:
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=40735.0
bobpiecheese - June 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) An intersting and utterly hilarious look into just what makes Dave's mind tick...and it's just as demented as I imagine my mind to be. Whether that's a good thing or not, I'll leave up to you. I'll also be leaving these fives.
DJ Blaze - June 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Glad I don't have split personalities. One of the best parodies on the site, and set to a very hard OS that I am somewhat familiar with. 555
mike - November 09, 2010 - Report this comment
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