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Song Parodies -> "Weenie on a Hot Bun"

Original Song Title:

"Genie in a Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Weenie on a Hot Bun"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

The song, full of puns, is my 4th of P3-the Challenge of Parody. . .way overdue and of a not so easy original song, I'm rather proud of how this one turned out. . .hear Weenie on a Hot Bun absolutely free!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I feel like I've been fried alright
Heard way too many pick-up lines
Waiting for someone to eat me

Touching my hips and blowing mustard my way
But that don't mean I'm gonna fill you today
Baby, Baby, Baby

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My Buns are saying let's go
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
But your gut is saying no

If you wanna chow on me
Baby get your tongue away
I'm a weenie on a hot bun
Gotta dress me the right way

If you think that I'm tasty
I can make your hunger skew
You need some Tums for indigestion
Need some mayonnaise now too

I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Gotta cook me the right way honey
I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Come, Come, C'mon and eat me up

The seven eleven is the place to go
One more glance and then it's down your throat
Waiting for someone
To eat me

Don't ask what I'm made of tonight
Once you hear it fear for your life
Save me, save me, save me

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Your lips are getting moist now
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
But your brain's still saying now

If you think I'm so easy
Baby better go and pay
I'm not free or meant to cuddle
Better eat me right away

If you want to swallow me
Pay a dollar fifty three
Just come and purchase me baby
and I'll make you glee

I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Gotta dress me the right way honey
I'm not easy but I'm cheap now baby
Come, Come, C'mon and eat me up

I'm not easy on the way down baby
Stomach's queasy when you eat me honey
I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Come, Come, C'mon and lick me up

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
By now you know I am cold
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
But you know I'll make you go

If you are done eating me
Baby need to get air spray
Was a weenie on a hot bun
Now your stomach's giving way

I am made from pigs and beef
But they'll make your taste buds spew
You got understand your colon
Will never forgive you

If you still want to eat me
Baby I can make your day
I'm a weenie on a hot bun
Gonna rub you the wrong way

If you think my claim is weak
I can fill you till your blue
Just come and pay for me baby
and I'll be in you

I'm a weenie on a hot bun baby
Come, Come, c'mon and eat me up

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 35

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Matthias - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Whoever gave you all ones must have a small weenie, this is very good
Below Average Dave - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm used to it, you konw, the ones that take the longest to write get the most negative votes. . .because people have nothing better to do--it doesn't bother me though because my songs regardless of their votes all perform well and get downloaded so I've learned not to care. . .oh well. . .I know it's a good parody, and thank you very much for your vote.
Below Average Dave - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Matthias--I hope you don't mind this. . .but I'd like to say you have become very quickly the most respected parodist on this site, not because your parodies are always the best, though they are very good, but because you have the personality to make your art more than just art. . .you are truely a great person. . .many have been kind here to me, but you've been the best. . .Between you, Red Ant, and Stu--I don't think I'll ever want to leave.
Jason - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey B.A.D! Great parody, sorry to see you have been 1-ed. I always try and write good parodies but don't seem to have much time to write them. I consider myself to be a "part-time parodist" But whenever I do submit a parody, I do appreciate the high marks I usually get. Quality certainly beats quantity (take a bow Tokusou Sentai Blessranger!) :-)
The Charnstar - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, Matthias is truly a great person. But I gotta say, THIS KICKS ASS! You keep gettin' better and better. You may not be the best singer, but that SO makes up in the hilariousity. This is a three 5's effort for a three 5's parody. By the way, be proud to be 1ed, only the best and the worse are 1ed.
Meriadoc - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Just got to the recording today.... do I have a dirty mind or is there more going on in this parody than meets the lips...? :-P
Below Average Dave - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I Plea the 5th. . .I swear Oscar Meyer Made me do it. . .I don't know what came over me actually. . .the song came on the TV on VH1 and I was eating Pizza (big surprise right) and I just. . .I had to say it. . .my roomate cracked up like he'd never done for one of my parodies. . .he always laughs but he was cracking up. His mother was over at the time and she started singing too. . .I wrote it out and almost two weeks later. . .it hits 2nd on Soundclick, and become my first number one for any Sub-Genre. . .This was such a fun song to do, and I feel a lot more like Kristof with this one. . .
Agrimorfee - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This was just the right size! ;0
Matthias - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Delicious weenie Dave, maybe next time we can go out to eat first... -wink-
Max Power - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM-The 1 voter could be Petia.
Kristof Robertson - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I've listened this quite a few times now, Dave....sleazy, pimped out and very funny. BRAVO! btw you don't want to feel more like me: it's a very scary place to be. ;-) 555+
Phil Alexander - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent, Dave, and congrats on the recording, too.
Jason - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Excellent effort BAD! I liked this a lot. 555
Cat - March 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I think we've got a new candidate for the Master of the Double Entendre! Excellent job, Dave, had me grinning the whole way.
Peter Andersson - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - I came from listening to a song by Naughty by Nature to this parody, never has a transition felt more appropriate! :-)
The Charnstar - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Still lovin' this SO much!
wannabemustangjockey - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Double Entendres with cheese and sauerkraut, hold the mustard! Then I dropped it (it was hot), but it's only slightly dirty. Kind of like this song. ^^
Stuart McArthur - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) great stuff BA dave - I liked "Pay a dollar fifty three" best for some reason - it just sounded funny - btw can you get karaoke backing tracks for everything?! - if so, where and how? - 555
Tim Mayfield - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - I'll munch to that. Some very clever lines in this bun. Relish is a word I use to describe...
tomario - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
very saucy parody B.A.D. 555 Matthias maybe the massiah but you, are a very naughty boy !
Johnny D - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Sweet ... and MEATY.
Jack Wilson - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it! Diont really like the OS at all,but loved this!
white trash - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
good song straight 5s
Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Don't buy your weenies from 7-11 they will send you running to the restroom. lol
Jason - July 12, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABCW) My above comments still stand. Good job.
Matthias - July 13, 2008 - Report this comment
This is a Below Average Dave classic, and the first song that you actually changed up the choruses. This was especially hilarious it being as old as it is, if this song was written today it would be on par with Antartican Terrorist, because you've got a lot better at writing over time, this was good, but I still like you're later work better.
Agrimorfee - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) A classic, indeed...such as "A Hard Day's Night" for The Beatles, or "Blowin' In the Wind" for Dylan, so it is with BAD's "WOAHB"! The changing choruses is what really makes this fun.
Guy - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4W)

This wins the "Oral Robert's" excellence award. Great oration effort here.
Max Power - July 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Nuts roasting in the open fire...
Stuart McArthur - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) $1.53 still seems like a great deal to me, dave - and I liked your inclusion of weenie ingredients - Steve Martin once said the reason he loved hot dogs so much was because animal lips was one of his favourite foodgroups - 555
bobpiecheese - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4-W) Heh-heh-heh, you said weenie. Anyways, for being such an oldie, this was very delicious, Dave. 555 for sure!
Invisible Boy - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Hot Dog !!!...this was yummy. But, those dogs at the 7-11 have been there for weeks. Don't do it I tell ya...
Blaydeman - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A talking hot dog? I don't know if I would want to eat one of those, but I ate this parody up! Great job!
unKnown - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
how about a dinkie on a hun . . . ?
Matthias - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
This one is a Below Average Dave classic and it stood the test of time. It's still just as good as it was back in 2007. The "Pick-Up lines" doesn't make sense (because why would people be using pick-up lines on their food?) I'm also not sure why this hotdog is so disgusting to eat... It's not that all hotdogs are like this one because I enjoyed eating hotdogs. Doesn't even need to have the Double Intendre in order to work and be funny. It's great because it's crazy.
agrimorfee - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Well Matthias, it's that whole total mashup of those double entendres crashing into each others' worlds that brings out those Pick Up Lines...I'm happy to have finally taken the time to actually listen to your recording Dave, and I have to say it is one of your best, even years later.
Rex - February 06, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I always Pick Up my hot dog before eating it. This one sure had some extra mustard - I enjoyed it with relish!
bobpiecheese - February 06, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above.
Jeff Reuben - February 09, 2011 - Report this comment
How in the world have I not commented on this? One of my favorite recordings of yours, I've liked this one for a long time.

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