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Album cover parody of Lotus by Christina Aguilera
Parody album cover
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This is the most recent information about Christina Aguilera that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Christina Aguilera, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Cristina Aguilera and co., Chritina Aguleira, Christina Aguilera and Company, Christina Augulira, Christina Auguleria, Christina Agulieria, Christina Aguleria, Christina Agulera, Christina Aguleira, Christina Agularia, Christina Agulara, Christina Aguillara, Christina Aguilara, Christina A., Christia Aguilairia, Chirstina A. And Redman

Quotes:

I was just at the moment getting ready to put on my 'happy-even-though-im-a-loser face'.
- Christina Aguilera - on her surprise Grammy victory
Submitted by: LucidLupin
I want to be a poet.
I don't want to talk about genies in bottles anymore.

Whatever I do, it's my business.
It's not my job to parent America.

Its really beautiful and expensive and I like it a lot. I�TMve gotten a lot of complements on it. It just seemed erotic in a place most people wouldn�TMt have the guts to do it.
- Christina Aguilera on a diamond stud piercing in a very private part of her body-Rolling Stone Magazine 14/11/02

Pop is actually my least favourite kind of music, because it lacks real depth.

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
- Christina Aguilera
Submitted by: LucidLupin

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Christina Maria Jones. Submitted by: jamo

Also known as: Christina Maria Aguilera. Submitted by: NuGGaH

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Queen of Reinvention. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: Xtina. Submitted by: Martha Hankins

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Christina ShaguileraIf her hair ever shagsdani
Christina HaguileraSomeday when she's an old lady, this might apply.Brandy
Christina UguileraFor people who think she is ugly/looks like a rat!JOKO
Christina GaguileraI like her, but I still like making fun of her namedanielle

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Jeanie In A Bottle""Genie In A Bottle"Waldo D. Law
"What A Girl Haunts""What A Girl Wants"Regina Haniger
"What A Girl Daunts""What A Girl Wants"Regina Haniger
"Burt""Hurt"Roey
"Weenie In A Bottle""Genie In A Bottle"DooDoo

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Army Of Me,"An army has more than one person.Yvette Bristle
"Genie In A Bottle,"There's no such thingNicole Marie

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Flowers," The Emotions"Beautiful," Christina Aguilera
"If You Want This Love," Sonny Knight"Come On Over Baby," Christina Aguilera
"Show Me A Sign," Chicago"Welcome," Christina Aguilera
"What Other Man," Natalie Grant"Ain't No Other Man," Christina Aguilera
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Still Dirty" originally "Still Dirrty"
Corrects the spelling
Candy Welty
"What A Gil Wants" originally "What A Girl Wants"
As in a person named Gil
Peter
"Hat A Girl Wants" originally "What A Girl Wants"
She'll have to pay for it, first.
Peter
"Dirty" originally "Dirrty"
Corrects the spelling!
Renee Sutton
"The Vice Within" originally "The Voice Within"
Naomi Swanson

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Wheat A Girl Wants" originally "What A Girl Wants"
But only if she's not on gluten-free diet.
Peter
"Rough Clover" originally "Rough Lover"
Gretchen Wieners
"Trough Lover" originally "Rough Lover"
Gretchen Wieners
"Ain't No Mother Man" originally "Ain't No Other Man"
One of those by definition sort of things.
Meg Owens

Change a Letter:

"Kurt" originally "Hurt"
Now it's about Mr. Cobain?
Roger
"Ain't No Other Mat" originally "Ain't No Other Man"
Just the welcome mat.
Serafina
"Curt" originally "Hurt"
Now it's about star pitcher Schilling?
Dobbs
"What A Girl Rants" originally "What A Girl Wants"
Peter
"Hunt" originally "Hurt"
Cassandra

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Aug 16
a parody of "Reflection" by Christina Aguilera
This one doesn't even really attempt to be funny. . .and I was hesitant to add it to my AmIRight collection because of that, but I'm trying to complete the AmIRight page as far as recordings. It's a parody of Reflection--except using the song in the sense as the original for the LGBT movement instead of it's original intent. Given Christina and Disney's personal history with the movement, something tells me they won't mind.
Soundclick: (mp3)
Jan 2
a parody of "Genie in a Bottle" by Christina Aguilera
A new edit at a classic Jeff Reuben song
soundclick.com: (mp3)
Mar 31
a parody of "Genie In A Bottle" by Christina Aguilera
It's Baseball Season!
http://www.jeffreuben.com: (mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Back in the Day""Go In The Department"Johnny Nguyen
"Beautiful""(I Love This) Musical"Abs
"Genie In A Bottle""Creepy Guy With Goggles"Matthias
"Your Body""You're Floppy"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"What a Girl Wants""My Name's James Bond"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Genie in a Bottle""Rebirth From A Fossil"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Genie In A Bottle""Rodent On My Pasta"Christie Marie M
"The Star Spangled Banner""Crispy Aquavelva Slings the Scarred Angled Banter"Warren Baker
"So Emotional""So Dysfunctional"Rex Ungericht
"Show Me Your Burlesque""A Movie Called Burlesque"Agrimorfee

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
BlessedPriests/ChurchesBrandon Reina
Genie in a Bottle"I Dream of Jeannie" promosThe Nerd
BeautifulSkin Care ProductsInsertnamehere
Genie In a BottleI Dream of JeannieThe Nerd
Come On OverNFL Network: Seattle SeahawksJay Jianoran
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
I Turn To YouCo-Dependents AnonymousPierre Goldstein
Not Myself TonightMultiple Personality Helplinecarly_carlz
DirrtyMerry MaidsAlyssa
The Voice WithinInsane AsylumBrooke
DirrtyDog/Car WashBrooke
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
We Are
   Vertical Horizon
Beautiful
   Christina Aguilera
We Are Beautiful
Opie M.
One Voice
   Billy Gilman
The Voice Within
   Christina Aguilera
The One Voice Within
Oliver South
Don't Think I'm Not
   Kandi
Beautiful
   Christina Aguilera
Don't Think I'm Not Beautiful
David
Oh, Girl
   The Chi-lites
Dirrty
   Christina Aguilera
Oh, Dirrty Girl
Baby Ruth Barr
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Christina Shaguilera
Christina Aguilera combined with Shaggy
...or Christina Shaggylera ;D
Submitted By: nally

Misheard Lyrics:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw mommy chickened Santa Claus
Original Lyrics:
I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
"Genie in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am dreaming in the Bible
Original Lyrics:
I'm a genie in a bottle
"Ain't No Other Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no Aquaman
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no other man
"Fighter"
Misheard Lyrics:
After all of the stealing and cheating you probably think that I'm always coming for you
Original Lyrics:
After all of the stealing and cheating you probably think that I hold resentment for you
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Not Myself Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
The music's none of my business
I'm only on the porridge and spinach
Original Lyrics:
The music's on and I'm dancing
I'm normally in the corner just standing

Story about this misheard lyric by: Devil Jones

Christina has a habit of losing her enunciation when she's attempting to 'belt' in her faux-soulful voice, so sometimes it's difficult to hear what she's saying. I was under the impression that she was talking about her diet restricting her ability to have fun and party...

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Genie In A Bottle"
Better Lyrics:
If you wanna smoke some weed
Come to the alley and find me
I'm a crackhead in an alley
But I smoke either crack or weed
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna be with me baby
There's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
Submitted by: Reeses
"Fighter"
Better Lyrics:
Made me want to eat some more black beans
Made me want to eat some more All-Bran
Made me want eat some more chickpeas
So thanks for making me eat fiber
Original Lyrics:
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
Submitted by: C&C Cookie
"Dirrty"
Better Lyrics:
My clothes are getting DIRRTY!
I think it's time to do the LAUNDRY!
I spilled alotta punch at that PARTY!
My pants are all SNOTTY!
It's about time to do the laundry!
Original Lyrics:
Wanna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Submitted by: Brittney :D
There are additional parody fragments available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Genie In A Bottle"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm a genie in a bottle
Ya gotta rub me the right way
Why They're Funny:
Wait...rub you or rub the bottle? Do you want like a massage or something? Cause I'm sure not givin' it to ya!
Submitted by: GiGi
"Fighter"
The Funny Lyrics:
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Why They're Funny:
hah??? crazy world .......
Submitted by: Anita
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Come On Over"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Come on over
Why They're Repetitive:
Christina is so popular she already have many people comming over to her. What does she want now?
Submitted by: Amy
"Genie in a Bottle"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Fu*k the wayans brotherz!
Why They're Repetitive:
She says that like, 500 times! I mean..we counted! they hide it throughout the lyrics!
Submitted by: Mary and Carley..totally!

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Candyman"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
He's a sweet-talking, sugar-coated candy man
Why They're Nonsensical:
Does this imply that a human being is actually covered in sugar? What for? That doesn't sound right.
Submitted by: Jen
"Genie In A Bottle"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way
Why They're Nonsensical:
Sorry, Christina, you don't rub a genie. You don't even rub the bottle. You just pull out the cork. Rubbing is for Aladdin's lamp, not a bottle genie thing at all.
Submitted by: James Natto
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Can't Hold Us Down"
The Insincere Lyrics:
It's sad you only get your fame through controversy
Why They're Insincere:
Either Christina Aguilera has some form of selective spells of amnesia or she really did totally disregard her 'Dirrrty' song (and subsequently her video) as she sang this particular line. So rolling around practically naked and doing trite raunch-by-numbers in your songs to bag yourself a #1 is not considered a cheap means of getting popular from controversy? Pretty sad indeed.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
"I Turn To You"
The Insincere Lyrics:
When im lost in the rain
In your eyes I know I'll find the light
To light my way
Why They're Insincere:
It's to her mom, not so people don't think she's a [edited]
Submitted by: sno
There are additional insincere lyrics available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Hurt"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
There's nothing I wouldn't do
To hear your voice again
Sometimes I want to call you
But I know you won't be there
Why They're Misrhymed:
'Again' rhymed with 'there'? How did she manage to do that one?
Submitted by: Jeff Wemyss
"Fighter"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Never saw it coming
All of your back stabbing
Why They're Misrhymed:
Just because both words happen to have the '-ing' suffix in them doesn't mean they're enough for an adequate rhyme. It's like associating 'unfortunate' with 'celibate'.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Beautiful"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I'm so ashamed
I am beautiful no matter what they say
Why They're Inappropriate:
If you are so beautiful then why are so ashamed???
Submitted by: Sandra T.
"Candyman"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
He's got lips like sugar cane
good things come to boys who wait.
Why They're Inappropriate:
It seems to imply that she likes guys who have sugar lips.
Submitted by: Celeste
There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Nasty Naughty Boy"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Put your icing on my cake
Why They're Dirty:
Christina means ejaculate.
Submitted by: JazzyWoman
"Candyman"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
Why They're Dirty:
Christina is referring to ejaculation
Submitted by: Semaphore
There are additional dirty lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"It Urn To You" originally "I Turn To You "
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Fight ER" originally "Fighter"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

Lush Criteria Again Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
I Sight Laura In Race Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Curtail Shire Again Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
I Crush Egalitarian Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
Hire Rustic Al Again Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Ignite Baton, Lee" originally "Genie In A Bottle"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Oh, Her Tom" originally "Oh Mother"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"He Or Moth" originally "Oh Mother"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Or Hot Hem" originally "Oh Mother"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Moth Or He" originally "Oh Mother"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Infatuation"
The Lyrics:
Should I let him take me to Puerto Rico
Why:
Puerto Rico
Submitted by: xxxpress
 

Songs That Are Banned:

"Dirrty"
I forgot to mention that this song was banned by the producers of YTV's Hit List for the same reason that Justin Timberlake's video was banned.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Dirrty"
Much Music places the following disclaimer at the begining of this video...
"Okay the following video contains scenes which may not be suitable for all viewers.
VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
"
Submitted by: Celeste

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Primer Amor Interlude" Length: 0:53
In Spanish, this song tells a story of how she feel for a Puerto Rican dancer. This song leads up to "Infatuation", which is mostly in English.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
"Stripped (Intro (part 2.))" Length: 0:44
Prelude to "The Voice Within".
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
"Stripped (Intro)" Length: 1:39
Opens the "Stripped" Album
Submitted by: Rocky Mak

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"The May You Walk To Tea" originally "The Way You Talk To Me"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Johnny In A Beetle" originally "Genie In A Bottle"
Several possible meanings, all a tight fit.
Submitted by: Andrea Greenleaf

Names as a Word Bank:

Ugly Satanic Hair Submitted by: Optimus Lime

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Kiss Trina Aguilera originally "Christina Aguilera"
Submitted by: Rhoda Dohr

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Having Her Erogenous Zone Pierced"
It's been widely rumored in the Dirrty video that people could see piercings in her erogenous zone. All I have to say to that is Ugh gross!
Submitted by: Celeste

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"Dirrty"
The Lyrics:
Want to get a little bit dirty
sweat dripping all over my body
want to get dirty
It's about time for my arrival
Why:
Not the best ringtone to use when your in a business meeting with clients.
Submitted by: Celeste
 

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