Fun Music Information -> Christina Aguilera
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This is the most recent information about Christina Aguilera that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Christina Aguilera, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Cristina Aguilera and co., Chritina Aguleira, Christina Aguilera and Company, Christina Augulira, Christina Auguleria, Christina Agulieria, Christina Aguleria, Christina Agulera, Christina Aguleira, Christina Agularia, Christina Agulara, Christina Aguillara, Christina Aguilara, Christina A., Christia Aguilairia, Chirstina A. And RedmanMusic Quotes:
I was just at the moment getting ready to put on my 'happy-even-though-im-a-loser face'. - Christina Aguilera - on her surprise Grammy victory Submitted by: LucidLupin
| I want to be a poet. I don't want to talk about genies in bottles anymore. Whatever I do, it's my business. It's not my job to parent America. Its really beautiful and expensive and I like it a lot. I�TMve gotten a lot of complements on it. It just seemed erotic in a place most people wouldn�TMt have the guts to do it. - Christina Aguilera on a diamond stud piercing in a very private part of her body-Rolling Stone Magazine 14/11/02 Pop is actually my least favourite kind of music, because it lacks real depth. So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Aguilera Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Christina Maria Jones. Submitted by: jamo
Also known as: Christina Maria Aguilera. Submitted by: NuGGaH
Performer Nick Names:
Known informally as: Xtina. Submitted by: Martha Hankins
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Christina Shaguilera | If her hair ever shags | dani |
| Christina Haguilera | Because eventually she will be a old hag! | Brandy |
| Chihuahua Uglieria | Because dogs sound better singing than her! | Roadie |
| Christina Uguilera | Because she is ugly! She looks like a rat! | JOKO |
| Christina Gaguilera | I like her, but I still like making fun of her name | danielle |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Weenie In A Bottle" | "Genie In A Bottle" | DooDoo |
| "Poop In A Jar" | "Genie in the Bottle" | Sooooooooon |
| "Hooker In A Corner" | "Genie In A Bottle" | ~*Lily*~ |
| "Spider" | "Fighter" | Andrew Darwitan |
| "Spyer" | "Fighter" | Andrew Darwitan |
There are additional new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Genie In A Bottle," | There's no such thing | Daddy Long Toes |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Who Will You Run To" | "The Voice Within," Christina Aguilera | especially the part about "when it all falls down" - Lisa |
| "How Do You Feel" | "Hurt," Christina Aguilera | Sam |
| "Why Do You Want Him?" | "Ain't No Other Man," Christina Aguilera | MandaRuth-a-licious |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Gene In A Bottle" originally "Genie In A Bottle"
What would a gene be doing in there?
Serafina
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Ain't No Mother Man" originally "Ain't No Other Man"
One of those by definition sort of things.
Meg Owens
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Lighter" originally "Fighter"
as in, less heavy
nally
"Tighter" originally "Fighter"
nally
"Ain't No Other Can" originally "Ain't No Other Man"
as in, a soda can or other such container
Jacqui O'Day
"Genie In A Battle" originally "Genie In A Botlle"
Renee Keener
"Can't Hold Up Down" originally "Can't Hold Us Down"
If you could, it wouldn't be "up" anymore.
Bridget Andrews
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Recordings:
Apr 1
"Pee Pee In A Bottle" by Jeff Reuben, Performed by Below Average Dave
a parody of "Genie In A Bottle" by Christina Aguilera
Feb 18
"Weenie on a Hot Bun" by Below Average Dave
a parody of "Geenie in a Bottle" by Christina Aguilera
Without a midi, this Number One classic sounds far more funny and professional than ever before
badave.com: (mp3)
(Comments)
This song is my most controversial song, it deals with the whole gay/closet thing. . .I realize that opens the song up for comment--but it-like everything else I write--was written for fun and comedic measure-even though it's about a very serious topic.
badave.com: (mp3)
(Comments)
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Candyman" | "Disney Slave" | Matthias |
| "Ain't No Other Man" | "Janis Joplin Sounded Like A Man" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Fighter" | "Taller" | Thor2000 |
| "Fighter" | "Evil" | Thor2000 |
| "Dirrty" | "Dirrty Part II: The Morning After" | Amanda |
| "Reflection" | "Contraception" | Exxtregular/Chanell W |
| "Candyman" | "Crazy Man" | Sparx1 |
| "Candyman" | "Magic Man" | Below Average Dave |
| "Candyman" | "Charnstarman" | The Charnstar |
| "Reflection" | "Wish I was John Candy" | John Candy Fan |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Come On Over | NFL Network: Seattle Seahawks | Jay Jianoran |
| Dirrty | Spelling Programs | Denny Neagle |
| Can't Hold Us Down | Ritalin | Nalasia |
| Dirrty | Porno Store | PiggleT |
| The Voice Within | Schizophrenia Foundation | NuGGaH |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Dirrty | Merry Maids | Alyssa |
| The Voice Within | Insane Asylum | Brooke |
| Dirrty | Dog/Car Wash | Brooke |
| Beautiful | Plastic Surgeon | Brooke |
| Fighter | Spousal Abuse Hotline | Marv |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| I Want Candy Aaron Carter | Candyman Christina Aguilera | I Want Candy, Man | Rachel |
| Errtime Nelly | Derrty Christina Aguilera | Derrtime | Michael M |
| So Young The Corrs | Beautiful Christina Aguilera | So Young and Beautiful What a nice thought. | Natasha |
| In The Morning Coral | Beautiful Christina Aguilera | In The Beautiful Morning | Tash |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Christina Shaguilera
Christina Aguilera combined with Shaggy
...or Christina Shaggylera ;D
Submitted By: nally
Misheard Lyrics:
"Genie in a Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics: My heart is saying lets go....
but my heart is saying yo! Original Lyrics: My heart is saying lets go....
but my heart is saying no | "Genie In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics: You better run before I pray
Original Lyrics: You better run me the right way
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"Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics: Left the puzzle undone, is that the way it is?
Original Lyrics: And the puzzle undone, is that the way it is?
| "Genie In A Bottle"
Misheard Lyrics: I am Gina from 'Survivor'.
Original Lyrics: I'm a genie in a bottle.
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Hurt"
Misheard Lyrics: Sorry, fool
Blamin' you. Original Lyrics: I'm sorry for
Blamin' you. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Mr. Sally I hear it a lot on the school bus, and I thought it didn't really make sense. I mean, why would she call him a fool if she was sincerely sorry? I totally confuse myself sometimes. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Genie In A Bottle"
Better Lyrics:
If you wanna smoke some weed
Come to the alley and find me
I'm a crackhead in an alley
But I smoke either crack or weed
Come to the alley and find me
I'm a crackhead in an alley
But I smoke either crack or weed
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna be with me baby
There's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
There's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way
Submitted by: Reeses
"Fighter"
Better Lyrics:
Made me want to eat some more black beans
Made me want to eat some more All-Bran
Made me want eat some more chickpeas
So thanks for making me eat fiber
Made me want to eat some more All-Bran
Made me want eat some more chickpeas
So thanks for making me eat fiber
Original Lyrics:
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
Submitted by: C&C Cookie
"Dirrty"
Better Lyrics:
My clothes are getting DIRRTY!
I think it's time to do the LAUNDRY!
I spilled alotta punch at that PARTY!
My pants are all SNOTTY!
It's about time to do the laundry!
I think it's time to do the LAUNDRY!
I spilled alotta punch at that PARTY!
My pants are all SNOTTY!
It's about time to do the laundry!
Original Lyrics:
Wanna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Submitted by: Brittney :D
Funny Lyrics:
"Genie In A Bottle"
The Funny Lyrics: I'm a genie in a bottle
You gotta rub me the right way Why They're Funny: Christina doesn't wanna be know as a $lut be she was singing this when she was like 17.
Submitted by: Anna Boo
| "Genie In A Bottle"
The Funny Lyrics: I'm a genie in a bottle Ya gotta rub me the right way
Why They're Funny: Wait...rub you or rub the bottle? Do you wan't like a massage or something? Cause I'm sure not givin' it to ya!
Submitted by: GiGi
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| There are additional Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Lyrics:
"Come On Over"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Come on over
Why They're Repetitive: Christina is so popular she already have many people comming over to her. What does she want now?
Submitted by: Amy
| "Genie in a Bottle"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Fu*k the wayans brotherz!
Why They're Repetitive: She says that like, 500 times! I mean..we counted! they hide it throughout the lyrics!
Submitted by: Mary and Carley..totally!
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Beautiful"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I am beautiful in every single way,
words can't bring me down so don't you bring me down today Why They're Nonsensical: I thought she said she couldn't be brought down?
Submitted by: Laura
| "Dirrrty"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Sweating 'til my clothes come off
Why They're Nonsensical: We all know that Christina's trying her very best to be risque and hardcore in the whole song but listen to lines like this and you have to laugh. Surely she can afford better clothing than some made out of tissue paper? What other substance could it be to actually rip apart while she's perspiring *really heavily*, I must note? Even then she should get her perspiration problems sorted out. Imagine the smell if you were up close with her in a club and she started sweating...
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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| There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Insincere Lyrics:
"Can't Hold Us Down"
The Insincere Lyrics: It's sad you only get your fame through controversy
Why They're Insincere: Either Christina Aguilera has some form of selective spells of amnesia or she really did totally disregard her 'Dirrrty' song (and subsequently her video) as she sang this particular line. So rolling around practically naked and doing trite raunch-by-numbers in your songs to bag yourself a #1 is not considered a cheap means of getting popular from controversy? Pretty sad indeed.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "I Turn To You"
The Insincere Lyrics: When im lost in the rain
In your eyes I know I'll find the light To light my way Why They're Insincere: It's to her mom, not so people don't think she's a [edited]
Submitted by: sno
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| There are additional insincere lyrics available. | |
Misrhymed Lyrics:
"Hurt"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: There's nothing I wouldn't do
To hear your voice again Sometimes I want to call you But I know you won't be there Why They're Misrhymed: 'Again' rhymed with 'there'? How did she manage to do that one?
Submitted by: Jeff Wemyss
| "Fighter"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Never saw it coming
All of your back stabbing Why They're Misrhymed: Just because both words happen to have the '-ing' suffix in them doesn't mean they're enough for an adequate rhyme. It's like associating 'unfortunate' with 'celibate'.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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| There are additional misrhymed lyrics available. | |
Inappropriate Lyrics:
"Car Wash"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Working at the car wash
Why They're Inappropriate: This is from the film Shark Tale, and in the film, it's a Whale Wash, not a Car Wash.
Submitted by: Barry
| "Beautiful"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I'm so ashamed
I am beautiful no matter what they say Why They're Inappropriate: If you are so beautiful then why are so ashamed?????
Submitted by: PoohGirl
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| There are additional inappropriate lyrics available. | |
Dirty Lyrics:
"Genie in A Bottle"
The Dirty Lyrics: ....you gotta rub me the right way.....
Why They're Dirty: This may sound dirty, but she really is asking you not to piss her off, not to touch her in the right places.
Submitted by: Matt
| "Candy Man"
The Dirty Lyrics: Makin' all the panties drop
Why They're Dirty: oh, come ON, people, you seriously didn't notice that. women taking off their underwear ....
Submitted by: Staci
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| There are additional dirty lyrics available. | |
Band Name Anagrams:
A Cashiering Ritual Submitted by: H. Tim Smith
Songs That Are Banned:
"Dirrty"
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Submitted by: Celeste
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Having Her Erogenous Zone Pierced"
It's been widely rumored in the Dirrty video that people could see piercings in her erogenous zone. All I have to say to that is Ugh gross!
Submitted by: Celeste
"Having Her Erogenous Zone Pierced"
It's been widely rumored in the Dirrty video that people could see piercings in her erogenous zone. All I have to say to that is Ugh gross!
Submitted by: Celeste
"Dirrty"
The Lyrics: Want to get a little bit dirty
sweat dripping all over my body want to get dirty It's about time for my arrival Why: Not the best ringtone to use when your in a business meeting with clients.
Submitted by: Celeste
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