-> "Rebirth From A Fossil"
Original Song Title:
"Genie in a Bottle"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Rebirth From A Fossil"
The Lyrics
Come on, come on
Uh, yeah (oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Come on, come on (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Uh
A science ge-enius am I
But my greatest fea-eat will be-e toni-ight
I'm gonna unlo-o-o-ock a mystery
Found this on a trip to a great desert today
Was buried deep beneath the boulders and cla-ay
Waitin', waitin', wai-ai-aitin' (waitin', waitin', wai-aitin')
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
A most mysterious bone
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
It will live cause I say so, so
I'm rubbin' my ha-ands with glee
Know I'll be famous someday
When I've rebirthed from a fossil
Whatever's in the DNA
I love archaeo-ology
So this is a dream come true
This is my life's work's culmination (oh yeah)
Really hope it works, du-u-u-u-ude
Gonna rebirth from a fo-ossil, buddy
If I ge-et nothin', wou-ould be sucky-y
Gonna rebirth from a fo-ossil, buddy
Come, come, come with me and find out
Power's raisin' as the chambers glow
Only one cha-ance for this to wo-ork, let's ho-ope
We don't get shut o-o-o-off, believe me-e-e
If I don't revive this thi-ing tonight
Because the power company-y is shi-ite
Ragin', ragin', ra-age (ragin', ragin', ra-a-agin')
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
For now the power still flows
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (mmm)
Soon we'll have a live dino (it's most likely a dino)
You may ask how thi-is can be
But it's too hard to explain
How I'll rebirth from a fossil (gonna rebirth from a fo-ossil)
Can't divert my focus away (oh-oh yeah-eah)
Not some Spielberg fi-ilm, you see (ooh-ooh)
There's real science at work, dude (real science, true-ue-ue, oh-oh-oh)
But soon it will be comple-ete, buddy
Fingers crossed times two-o
Watch it rebirth from a fo-ossil, buddy
Hopin' fo-or a Tyra-annosauru-us
Watch it rebirth from a fo-ossil, buddy
Come, come, come on, man, watch it now
Watch it rebirth from a fo-ossil, buddy
Won't be fu-ull-grown, would be-e disast'rou-ous (we'll get a dino baby)
Watch it rebirth from a fo-ossil, buddy
Come, come, come on, man, watch it now
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I see it's startin' to grow
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (mmm)
Wait, somethin' has gone wrong, oh no
There's no scales that I-I can see
And no fierce claws on displa-a-ay
Still a rebirth from a fossil (still a rebirth from a fossil)
But it's no lizard of death, mate (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
It looks so small a-and squishy-y-y-y
Like a mammal, hang on, dude (ooh-ooh)
Did I rebirth a woolly mammoth?
Well, I guess that's still coo-ool (oh yeah-ee-yeah)
The process is no-ow complete
No death lizard, that's a shame
Still a rebirth from a fossil (from the fossil, buddy)
An ancient mammal, that's okay (love ancient mammals, that's oka-a-ay)
"Try again" you sa-ay to me ("try again" you say to me-e-e, yeah)
Drained the power reserves, dude
And even then, I'll be rea-eal busy
Raisin' Mr. Too-oots
Yes, that's what I named the ma-ammoth, buddy
Give, give, give me a damn break no-ow
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