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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Christina Aguilera
Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.
Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Christina Aguilera
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Christina Aguilera's, "Candy Man"
The dirty Lyrics:
... With a real big uhh
Why They're dirty:
what do you think the 'uhh' is supposed to block out? seriously.
Submitted by: Staci
Christina Aguilera's, "Candy Man"
The dirty Lyrics:
Makin' all the panties drop
Why They're dirty:
oh, come ON, people, you seriously didn't notice that. women taking off their underwear ....
Submitted by: Staci
Christina Aguilera's, "Candyman"
The dirty Lyrics:
Sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
Why They're dirty:
Christina is referring to ejaculation
Submitted by: Semaphore
Christina Aguilera's, "Candyman"
The dirty Lyrics:
Well by now I'm gettin' all bothered and hot
Why They're dirty:
It means Christina is sexually aroused.
Submitted by: Semaphore
Christina Aguilera's, "Genie in A Bottle"
The dirty Lyrics:
....you gotta rub me the right way.....
Why They're dirty:
This may sound dirty, but she really is asking you not to piss her off, not to touch her in the right places.
Submitted by: Matt
Christina Aguilera's, "Genie in a Bottle"
The dirty Lyrics:
If you wanna be with me, baby there's a price to pay.
I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.
I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.
Why They're dirty:
Sure, it was a hit song way back when (I'm not sure if it was in the 2000s or 1990s), and kids loved it, but it wasn't until parents started listening to their kid's music that they found out the meanings. I'm not so sure if parents want their kids to rub Christina the right way, or anyway...
Submitted by: Silver Power
Christina Aguilera's, "Nasty Naughty Boy"
The dirty Lyrics:
'Cause I'm gonna give you a little taste
Of the sugar below my waist
Of the sugar below my waist
Why They're dirty:
It's obvious what Christina means.
Submitted by: Semaphore
Christina Aguilera's, "Nasty Naughty Boy"
The dirty Lyrics:
I got you breakin' into a sweat
Got you hot, bothered, and wet
Got you hot, bothered, and wet
Why They're dirty:
This means Christina sexually aroused him.
Submitted by: Semaphore
Christina Aguilera's, "Nasty Naughty Boy"
The dirty Lyrics:
Put your icing on my cake
Why They're dirty:
Christina means ejaculate.
Submitted by: JazzyWoman
Christina Aguilera's, "Sex for Breakfast"
The dirty Lyrics:
When the morning comes I know that I will too
Why They're dirty:
Its actually obvious :p
Submitted by: Donny Donner
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