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Song Parodies -> "Sp-Spazzing Out"

Original Song Title:

"Ch-Check It Out"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beastie Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Sp-Spazzing Out"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com and my free recordings are at soundclick.com/badave.

Please note this song really is about ME sucking at RAP, not about the Beastie Boys (though if you want to apply it to them feel free-but unlike some of my others about other certain rappers--this is not a direct stab at them)
All you junkies and caffeine addicts
Listen to this
and check out my antics
Turn to rapping, I've become a louse
Plug my mic right in and turn it loud
'Til my neighbor cringes
Crowd gathers, but they're lynchers
Perhaps I should retire
Now I'm beat up
Like it's pain I desire

Gonna act like I'm all raw
Although I choke
You know my rhymin's sore
Inside I wear shades
Makes me look mean
but I can't get laid
My mom thinks that I'm unstable
Can't blame her I deserve that label
Up all night and snacking on Big Bites-- on
Slurpies I'm-running I stay up for nights
Using lip balm on my arms
It's my charm-I'm whack
And I like 6-packs
My lyrics written when my minds a wreck
Yes I live in the hood
and live off Tex-Mex
So just trust-when I say I'm sober-it's true
Except when I'm drunk
'Cause I say it then too
Play around and get drunk off pop
Think I peed all over my clean socks

Ra-ra-ra-ra-Rap it loud
But-wha-what-what-what's this all about
Fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-Figure it out
Time to write another flippin' verse and shout

Cash ain't what I envision
Just watch too much television
But I think it's best I mention
That's gas I passed
Naw, I am just messing
To see if you hear this
Mmmm when I'm rapping this mess
Whatever lyrics come to mind
In a bind as I chow down on pork rinds
Hey Chumba-Wumba how does it feel
To make more sense than my most recent squeal
Spell it out like Fergie
She'll try again later
Just poking fun, no I am not a hater
and I sound spastic--call me spastiction
My brain was full-it's down to a fraction
Sitting on my rear
derriere
Don't like Funyons cause they always smear

Alright here's another stanza
On message boards I will out last ya
No money-I punk myself
Writing shtick since I was twelve
Don't do hazin'
Not just a phase
but I love tazin'
I think that I am spazzin' yo
Lost my patience

Spi-spi-spi-spi-Spit It Out
What-wha-what-what-what's this all about
Na-na-na-na-No time to pout
Let's go to the lake and catch a trout

Sp-sp-sp-sp Spazzing out
Sp-sp-sp-sp Spazzing out
Sp-sp-sp-sp Spazzing out
Sp-sp-sp-sp Spazzing out

Now, I took a stab at parodying rock
I end up sounding like a hock
But when I rap I can be all bizarre
Like Will's Jiggy
And all
If I've got a story I'd like to tell
I'll say it fast so it sounds swell
If I sing slow I sound all stale
B-A-Dave drops the mic before the crowd yells "FAIL"

Don't maim me
Please don't get angry
I think that more-over I speak frankly
I can't help it-how I sound. . .
Don't get so angry guy--do not get me wound
My flow sucks, so you must forgive me
At least I'm happy
So what I flap but what you're singing ain't better G

Now stop this mess-don't start no fire
A lyricist I need to hire
It's Al we admire
I won't quit my day job like my friends said prior
So I write each day
and I try ev'ry way
It's time to hit the hay
Means it's time to go to bead
You say, "Thank God. . .oy vei"

Fa-fa-fa-fa-Failed-I'm out
Tr-tr-tr-tr-Tried to write about. .
No-no-no-no-no No need to pout
I think I'll return to Twist and shout
This has been a Below Average Dave Production, All Rights Reserved

Just in case you are curious--the Fergie reference was because in her song "Fergalicious", Tasty is misspelled several times (as Tast-e-y) which fits my whole theme about me being a 'failure' at rap. . (If you are going to spell a word, especially as simple as Tasty, you have to spell it right--right?) I am a fan of Beastie Boys. . .like I said it's about me, though if you aren't a fan of the Beastie Boys and want to apply it to them--be my guest (Just change B.A. Dave to M.C.A.)

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Matthias - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
This was jam full of fun and funny lines but my favorite of the bunch had to be: "So just trust-when I say I'm sober-it's true/ Except when I'm drunk/ 'Cause I say it then too" Great Work!
Medemia - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
That's how I feel sometimes trying to spit out any lyrics :) Great job with a tough song. Listening to them, you could have just mummled most of these lyrics and you'd do fine. 5's all around
Rex - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) BAD is on a roll! I thought it would be tough for you to top "Speeding While Speaking" but you did it with ease. Rap on!
Agrimorfee - July 08, 2009 - Report this comment
This is Bloodhound Gang-level material...that is a compliment!! Luke Ski would have had a lot to compete with if he had joined in on time. 555
bobpiecheese - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) For such a 'failure' at rapping, you did a bang on job here! Fave line would havve to be the Fergie jab, 555 fo' rizzle!
Matthias - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
I agree with Agrimorfee, I could really see Bloodhound Gang singing this song, if only there was a lot more sexual, raunchy jokes in it. Although I can see how a lot of people might see this as a rip on Beastie Boys, it doesn't appear that way to me at all, it's kinda like "I Hate Me" but with a different song, and makes a lot more sense.

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