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Song Parodies -> "Subliminal Danger"

Original Song Title:

"Original Prankster"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Subliminal Danger"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

This parody is a tad crazy me thinks! Check me out at badave.com. . .
Reno Means It!

Sittin' on my lawn
Mind, Mind, I could be doing better
Lights, Lights, Green dudes in purple sweaters
beamed, beamed, next thing that I knew
I can feel clothes melt away, and they probed me, ew!

Hey (Dave!)

What?, What?, Won't give you the details
Oh My, My body got so frail
Blue, Blue, That's how I felt too
They weren't finished, 'cause they want me for dinner too, yeah

They took a fall
Oh I swear it's true
Got saved in space
Some dude from a moon
Those green dudes hurled
It was quite a feud
I tried to wrap my finger round it all
I think I lost my noggin

Subliminal Danger
Way out, yeah
Subliminally scared
Oh gosh darnit
Subliminal Danger
Please let me out now, out now
I think I've gone insane

I lived through it!

Once loved a human fish, no scam
Up stream, lived in the river
Dad said scram, or he'd serve me for dinner
End that date, so quickly I moved on
'Cause I saw this elf Zelda, was a long haired blond

Wait! (wait)

Tights, tights, it's what her boyfriend was wearing
Yikes, Yikes, shot me just 'cause I was staring
O.K., Dave you've lost it dude
Well man, you'll see it some day and you'll swear it's true, yeah

Not nuts at all
Oh I swear it's true
The Mermaid Race
They don't even pooh
Their secret world
Yes I promise you
I'm gonna prove I'm not crazy at all
I'll take a picture of it

Subliminal Danger
Loch Ness, yeah
Subliminal? Nah
Bigfoot hates us
Subliminal Danger
I'll prove it somehow, somehow
and Santa sold his sleigh

Dave!
You can't prove it
Slime, slime, Dead guys can see ya'll
Shrine, Shrine, Elvis still thrills ya'll
Fine, fine, I made that up ya'll
My, My, New York is fake ya'll
My Mind, Sun is alive ya'll
My Mind, Dolphins can speak ya'll
My Mind, Congress don't lie
We'll I'll prove it some day and I'll make the news, yeah

Plants breaking walls
and their walking too
The stars can race
If they crash we're screwed
This secret world
Lions run the zoo
Yet you still think, my tales are all tall
One day I'm gonna prove it

Subliminal Danger
Watch out, yeah
Subliminal, yeah
I have warned you
Subliminal Danger
You better run now, run now

run now, run now
'Cause evil's on the way!
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2Eagle - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't make sense of it but it is fun.
littleCupCakes - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for it truly is subliminal in every way, so we must watch very carefully just what we say !
Jeff Reuben - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
This was way out there! Had me scratching my head quite a bit.
Invisible Boy - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Good luck in the Offspring round Dave
Matthias - February 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent idea Dave... But the execution wasn't all that great. Very surreal, but that wasn't really what you were going for.
Agrimorfee - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Artistry--I think my surreality mode has rubbed off on you, Dave...I'm not sure what you were trying to convey here, if that was not the intention.
Below Average Dave - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
It actually was the intention:)
bobpiecheese - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Oh my...the puns...the pacing...it's...it's...IT'S TOO GOOD! IT'S SO GOOD IT'S LIVING SOMEHOW! WATCHING ME! IT'S ALIVE!!! [Immediately passes out and hits head on keyboard somehow sending the comment and votes 555. How? It's a conspiracy I tells ya!]
Johnny D - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
HAR, matey!! HAR !!!
Rex - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I chucked, I chortled, I laughed, I guffawed! Love it!

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