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Song Parodies -> "Kool-Aid Bat"
Original Song Title:
"Smelly Cat"
Original Performer:
Phoebe Buffay
Parody Song Title:
"Kool-Aid Bat"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
"Fly Out of here bat-you freak!"
Kool-Aid Bat, Kool-Aid Bat
Dracula has shunned you
Kool-Aid Bat, Kool-Aid Bat
What has gone wrong
Sugar-Flavor-Sugar-Flavor
Really sweet Kool-Aid sucking bat
No blood is saught
From a glass, gulping fast
Won't drink no blood--it's true
Kool-Aid bat, Kool-Aid bat
Friends laugh at you
You still wear that cape so black
but somethin' in you has gone whack
Silly bat, silly bat
Won't drink no blood
Oh No
No need for those fangs for sipping
When it's not blood from them dripping
You don't scare any of us hun
We don't even need the sun
No one's afraid of you
Kool-Aid Bat, Kool-Aid Bat
Cherry you love
Kool-Aid Bat, Kool-Aid Bat
No Flavor-ade for you
Kool-Aid Bat, Kool-Aid Bat
You drank it all!
Kool-Aid Bat, Kool-Aid Bat
Dracula has shunned you
Kool-Aid Bat, Kool-Aid Bat
What has gone wrong
Sugar-Flavor-Sugar-Flavor
Really sweet Kool-Aid sucking bat
No blood is saught
From a glass, gulping fast
Won't drink no blood--it's true
Kool-Aid bat, Kool-Aid bat
Friends laugh at you
You still wear that cape so black
but somethin' in you has gone whack
Silly bat, silly bat
Won't drink no blood
Oh No
No need for those fangs for sipping
When it's not blood from them dripping
You don't scare any of us hun
We don't even need the sun
No one's afraid of you
Kool-Aid Bat, Kool-Aid Bat
Cherry you love
Kool-Aid Bat, Kool-Aid Bat
No Flavor-ade for you
Kool-Aid Bat, Kool-Aid Bat
You drank it all!
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What was in the Kool-Aid you were drinking when you wrote this? :) Crazy idea, I enjoyed!
Heh, heh, heh... I liked this one Dave. Not so much the original song, it kinda annoyed me when you showed it to me that first time online. Sure it's cute, but annoying just the same.
I' ll save all my Flavor-Ade Straws for da little Kool-Aid Bat, . . . Sir B+A+D.
There are so many words that rhyme with cat.
Thanks guys, this was a fun little write.
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