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Song Parodies -> "Bad Neighbors"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Simple Plan

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Neighbors"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at . . .
I just got bit yesterday
by my neighbor's new pooch
It's a shit
It's a shitsu, it's true
and then they walk outside bare
They want the whole world to see
I don't think manners exist

Not tryna be all angry but they're worse everyday

They're breading lots of big rats
and it smells like a zoo
But they're fighting and they're screaming
And they pee in the pool
And moreover
When they're up in their beds
I can hear them, walls are shaking again
Darn Neighbors
Wall Shakers
Glass Breakers

Stuck up late last night too
They had a party or two
Drank a crap
Drank a crapload of Dew
That crack smell, it seeped right through
I've seen a million roaches near their shoes
And on Garth Brooks they insist

I know that I'm not perfect
That much is understood
But God could you
Make these creeps go away

Each day it sounds like combat
My sleep schedule is doomed
When police come, they will quit it
but they'll quickly resume
And I hear slurs
It's funny what they said
They said they wish I'd not blast R.E.M.
Bad neighbors
Bad neighbors

I hear them roller skating
I must be up by nine
So now I am innovating
How they'll be maligned

I'm blasting "Ricky Martin"
and songs by the group "Who"
Cause they hate it, they can't stand it
They'll know what I went through

They shot back with "Fergie's" glam
Covered my car in glue
So I trained their little puppy
To chew up all their shoes

Is it over?
Cause I don't like this trend
It's the new way to be neighborly friends
Loud neighbors

Loud neighbors
We are stuck in a feud
Loud neighbors
They are always so rude
Loud neighbors
I'm not tryina be prude
Loud neighbors
Please evict them now dude
Loud neighbors
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Jason - August 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Don't evict these 555s!
Matthias - August 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I loved the "sh*tzu" line and the "Crap-load" line, because it stuck with the mood of the original song that what I'm going to try to do with my parody too. This was good all around, and I would hate to live where you live, although I WOULD Live Anywhere On Earth, But I Won't Live There.
Peter Andersson - August 05, 2008 - Report this comment
So that's where Matthias and his family relocated to the other day! Seriously, you guys are on a roll, I predict a lot of fives will be movin in on this one. :-)
2Eagle - August 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Ugh, poor you. You live in an apartment, I presume. It was just as bad living in the suburbs during the baby boom era when every family had at least four kids.
Paul Robinson - August 05, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but it's got some very good lines.
Dr Music - August 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Brilliant, marvelous even. I feel for you pal. Trust me, we've got some annnoying neighbours around our place.
Tim Mayfield - August 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny concept and written real good. Now pass them tater tots over here.
Dr Music - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
On the subject of annoying neighbours...our neighbours have one of the worst pets axolotyl, every day it walks out of the tank it's in and wreaks havoc. They also have a horse who for some reason is always snooping around our garden looking for some apples.
Below Average Dave - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone for your very positive comments, I really appreciate it, time to do my rounds and see what you guys have come up with for the day, I felt good about this parody, I'm glad it wasn't just in my head:)
Dr Music - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
And why wouldn't you feel good? You did great! The song is funny because it's true. It really tells us the truth about annoying nosey parker neighbours. Somebody really needs to do something about them.
UnKnownVotress - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir . . . B'addddd neighbors, always make me cry . . . but you handle them like a true Knight, in the most gentlemanly manner, Sir.
Dr Music - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Indeed. You handle horrid neighbours in the most polite non violent manner. Let's face it, we all have to deal with pesky neighbours don't we? They drive us insane.

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