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Song Parodies -> "TongueTrippin'"

Original Song Title:

"Big Pimpin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jay-Z

Parody Song Title:

"TongueTrippin'"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

uh uh uh uh
I'm just trippin' baby
Always trippin as I speak
Hear me?
Uh
cheah cheah cheah cheah
cheah cheah cheah cheah

And now I stutter, flutter, clutter, sputter
What comes out is a mutter
Speak it if I could
It don't come out good
melts on your ears like butter
I wish I knew the reason
With microphones I'm freezing
I get stuck on every five letter word which
don't leave much for using
In a rut like I'm boozing
It's like my mouth's shut
I struggle with "Pizza Hut"
Stammer B-B while most like or say huh?
Auditorium won't give no love
You just laugh and smile as I say stuff
"look at him, he makes this tough"
Just cause you speak well Fred
I may sound dead
but at least I got PowerPoint up
Heck I'll type or somethin'
stick to hummin'
It's just all words I'm lumping
No good strumming it won't happen
I'll be forever slacking
Can't hold your attention, I need speech lessons
I got no presence, but I love writing
Yo I give up man

I can't spe-e-e-e-eak
Spit it out now
Ta-a-a-a-a-alk
Woah
Yes I st-u-u-u-u-utter
Get it out-no
Fl-o-o-o-o-oow
Dude

Afraid I'm tongue trippin', when I speak spit it out now
Tongue trippin'
On S, B and T's
I'll be tongue trippin'-though I spell with ease
It's just that it is so hard to speak at assemblies
Uh-oh-mo
Tongue trippin, hear me wheeze
I'll be just tongue tripping
I've got short memory
I'll falter, tongue trippin' cannot get no peace
It's just that I freeze up when folks look up at me


People it's a well known fact that some speak real slow
Sound all tore up When I say Mario
Sweat fills my cup staring at the flo'
Scratch my back and leap out the door I go
Oops, I lied, but I want to yo'
I said "Mosses" but you heard "moat"
Eyes just shine, at my face, with my voice so low
Folks start pointing and say "he's a joke!"
You'll hear chicken-cluckers though that's nowhere near what I want to spit
I'll black board it, I'm not all that quick
And if you hear some clicks for a bit cause my teeth won't let me say s**t
I have no hook say degenerate but you hear "chick" am I really that bad?
Can't you see the wheels inside of me
But still all you seem to do is let out laughs
Heckler's think they're marvelous, So sad, but they can't help it
But really if you're so vile, stand up a while
You'll see it's hard, now ain't it
So go sit. . .
So just sit 'cause I ain't done yet so put your headphones on
Hey I give it my best
But I failed the test T-T-T-Timing is gone
C-c-can't say what I want
Fill the rest as these broken lines go on
Done at last?, no I'm not mon
Give it all I've got, check my clock start searchin' through my notes
It makes no sense, now does it man
You better off reading speaking to a can
I trip, Sli-slip, I may sound like a dip
I don't know what I'm saying and have no plan
Dude

I'll be tongue trippin, on my knees
I'll be tongue trippin through the dawn and the eve
I'll be tongue trippin T-T-T-Trust Me
It's just the microphone and speakers are scaring me

Cause I'll be tongue tripping, cannot speak
and I'll be tongue tripping, There's no language police
I'll be tongue tripping in the west and east
It's just that standing up man makes me feel so damn weak
People


Uh, T-T-Tried, Messed up,
I'll just say wassup, Donald Trump?
All my vowels don't come out good
Though they should, It's just I suck
I think I incited brawls, with the walls at dorm halls
I stand up, people fall
Can't speak well about the law
I can say a few words maybe Though much more would make me hazy
Groaning, moaning, sounding lazy
Don't have a clue why they pay me
Uh, don't care what you say about my noise
What I do is not by choice, I just speak with little poise

I'll be tongue trippin', stop it please
I'll be tongue trippin' St-st-st-stuttering
I'll be tongue trippin' need two new cheeks
Afraid that Public speaking is not my cup of tea

Oh yes I'm tongue trippin', need to heave
I'll be tongue trippin' 'til I'm Ninety-three
Man, I'll be tongue trippin almost every week
It's not meant for everyone, and I know that mine reeks
People
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Old Man Ribber - January 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Dave - F-f-fives (three of them)! ;D
Blaydeman - January 18, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) Nicely done Dave. The pacing was great and you switched up the song very well. I think this definately played to your strong suit. 555.
DivaLaFootin' - January 19, 2011 - Report this comment
. . . You're bare footin' . . . yeah, yeah . . . You're bare footin . . . come back & get it some other day . . . You're bare footin' !
Abbott Skelding - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice work...from what I could follow along with. Not your fault, the lyrics are really good, but it's kinda fast to follow with the OS.
Matthias - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Not bad. Not bad. I'm reminded of your "Ch-Check It Out" parody even though they are two totally different topics one is about sucking at rapping and this one is about getting your tongue tied.
bobpiecheese - January 28, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) Great parody here, a couple of pacing stumbles, but I'll let it slide because of the topic and the genre. According to my version of the OS you missed a verse, but that's not worth docking points, now is it? 555, my tongue-tied friend!
EthanM - January 30, 2011 - Report this comment
This would be a bit confusing as a recorded parody since according to the content the narrator would never be able to get the words out, but otherwise this was quite good.

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