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Song Parodies -> "Lumps"

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Original Performer:

Linkin Park

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Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I got these aches over my whole body
Some say that I'm careless
I trip on each surface
Ev'ry other day I run into a tree
I'm my doctor's treasure
though he thinks I'm a fool
(Hurt on the toilet bowl, I tripped on the toilet bowl)
Every move that I make
is a bone that break it's true
(Fell in a giant hole, just fell in a giant hole)

I keep getting lumps,
feel them in my hair
don't like barbed wire,
'cause it hurts down there
And no pipes I miss,
My whole body's bruised
Can you help me please,
I hate door knobs too

Can it be I like pain secretly
No-that's not likely
Though my friends all thank so
It's not my fault that things jump out at me
Bookshelves fall apart,
it hurts me- I'm doomed
(Stuck in vi'lent world I'm caught in a vi'lent world)
Every day that I wake
Is a day I forsake it's true
(Gross-flying bird poo, hit by flying bird you)
With every sound my back makes
a smile is hard to fake

I keep getting lumps
on my derriere
Becoming tired
of long flights of stairs
I may not survive
one more year or two
Every crack I see
helps add to my blues

And it blows
That I'm always falling too
Still I hope
This pain ends for me and someday I don't crash in my room

I am sick of lumps
from my leather chair
Even TV wires
trip me everywhere
If a comet hits
you can bet on who
It'll come for me
and you know it's true

I'm so sick of lumps,
count them when I'm bare
I'm tired of seeing them cov'ring my body

I've so sick of lumps,
Guess I'm not aware
I'm tired of being so overly clumsy
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 11

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Mark Scotti - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
NOT clumsily written...LOL! Good one, Dave.
Matthias - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Painfully funny... I love songs that inflict pain upon imaginary characters (which is why I wrote "Wanna be Fightin' Someone" and this one is friggen fantastic.
Peter Andersson - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
You should try ice hockey, I hear they pay millions to guys that can survive that many hits and still stand up. 555.
Old Man Ribber - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Up to usual Dave standards! Someday send me an e-mail (carefully) explaining how to submit actual recordings. Fear not - my singing voice is a cross between Peter Lorre and Jimmy Durante! ;D
Below Average Dave - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone, this O.S. is a powerful one, a pleasure to parody, and the topic surprisingly hadn't been done to this song, it seemed like a natural fit.
Blaydeman - November 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody, it's really funny. Hey, I have a question about the SOTM thing, for the past month or 2 I've tried to get an entry in, but I can't find the forum until the deadline is past. How can ensure I get in for the November contest?
Below Average Dave - May 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Wow an entire year and a half went by without me seeing your comment Blayde. . oops. . .kinda wish we could have notifications when comments are posted, but that'd be a nightmare for Chucky to try and implement at this point--especially retroactively. . .at any rate you've obviously found it out--I am sorry I never replied, I promise it was not at all intentional
Porfle Popnecker - May 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Fun parody.
Agrimorfee - May 19, 2012 - Report this comment
This is pretty much a trademark BAD parody, and for that, I can't give you any lumps on this.
bobpiecheese - May 26, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I think this one could've used a bit of polishing, as there are a few pacing errors and even some typos ("Though my friends all thank so" and "hit by flying bird you" in particular), but otherwise this was pretty solid. 555!
Rex - May 27, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A little bit of polishing and this becomes one of your best. I want to hear this recorded with sound effects.
Blaydeman - May 31, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) HA! That's pretty funny Dave. I forgot I posted that on this parody. What a coincidence. And I still love this one!

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