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Song Parodies -> "Pps Dpndncy (Pepsi Dependency)"

Original Song Title:

"Thnks Fr Th Mmrs"

Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Pps Dpndncy (Pepsi Dependency)"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

This one will be recorded over at badave.com
I think that I will stay up late
(A second wind that cola brings)
Take a gulp and watch my kidneys roll
My heart's about to blow
(Heart's about to blow)
(Heart's about to blow)

and I cannot sleep at all tonight
I better drink some more before the day light
Just look at the car'mel fizz
My brain gets tied in knots Covered in sweat from my head to my knees

Tastes great and cleans off grime
Pepsi Dependency
Stayin' up for ten days straight
No Twenty ounce, need 2 liters

I'm buzzed, yeah, all the time
Caffeine inside of me
Chalked full of energy
Green Tea? Not for me, I need sweeter

oooooooooooh

Dentist warned me I'm in danger
Gums receding, My tooth ache's back
His words I don't recall

I didn't get out of the front door (front door)
'fore my thirst came rumbling back (came rumbling back)
Got One Can (Got one Can OH)

One can, one more at nine
Pepsi Dependency
Molars became paper weights
I need tooth paste, and some fillers

One Glass, yeah, I'll be fine
Don't you be cheap with me
Fill up the cup fully
I need my fix, or I will die here

Oooooooooooooh

I took just one drink after Britney poured some on her
Spice Girls danced with those bright blue-tastic colors
I was doing just fine
Till it came through my nose
Still do it today
I no longer eat my food

Ooooooooooh

Repeat, just five more times
Pepsi Dependency
Refill till I'm wide awake
I can't sit down, what a nightmare

No Crack, Speed, I'll be fine
Just give me that caffeine
It's really all I need
It works the same, but it is cheaper

(oooooooh)

I need all these chorus lines
(ten more lines) (killing time)
Dispel my energy
So I get to bed tonight
Can't fall asleep, so I'll sing here

(ooooooh)

I shake, and move all the time
(Always shake) (All the time)
Way too hyped up you see
Blood is racing through my veins
It, tastes, just like Coke, but it's sweeter!

(ooooooh)

I swear, we will end these rhymes
(The last time) (No more rhymes)
Pepsi Dependency
Feels just like ecstasy
Done, Damn, I can sleep maybe next year

(oooooooh)
Like I said this will get recorded, just give me time to recover my vocals a bit from yesterday's countdown:) I of course parody to the actual song. Now, the version I have heard via broadcasts usually ends with 4 choruses, the one in the video and the one I'm familiar with ends with 5, I did the 5, that way both are covered. IF you want to use the 4 chorus version, eliminate the 2nd to last chorus. "Car'mel" indicates skipping the a in caramel as the vowel sound is awkward against the OS, Caramel is a key ingredient of Pepsi. Britney, The Spice Girls and many other celebrities have been known to commercially represent Pepsi, and that is where those lines came from. Though most people probably have seen those, I am not familiar with marketing in other countries, though I know Pepsi is everywhere. Before anyone asks, I have laughed hard when drinking Pepsi, it burns like heck out the nose (or any carbonated drink for that matter)

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Matthias - January 01, 2008 - Report this comment
You must have been on Coke in order to pull this song off in one night. I can't believe "Unwritten" has made your epic list before this song.
adagio - January 01, 2008 - Report this comment
This was a fun one. 5's
Andrew D. Lacroix - January 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Five's for Pepsi and Dave 1's for Coke.
Jeff Reuben - January 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Was this inspired by yesterday's marathon in any way? Way to bring in the new year with a Pop song :)
AFW - January 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Lottsa' pep in this...bubbly
Jack Wilson - January 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Great OS,the only emo band that doesnt make me want to turn them off,5s
bobpiecheese - January 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice work on parodying a song I KNOW...an actually LIKE (don't see what's the big deal with emo bands...same goes for the fight between Pepsi and Coke - they taste the same, people!). 555 cans of Pepsi for you!
A Dentist - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice crack on the molar became paper weights line!
Lauren (H) - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
I love the song but, honestly....your parody is better than the original. Pepsi PWNs coke any day. 555
LittleCokeCakes - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Dave, this brings back the memory of seering Coke !!! It really burned going down! I'd pay a lot just to try it again. Drinks these days lack the fizzle, or the fire or something is defintely gone from the original taste! But perhaps that is another intriguing mystery that the government has taken away from us?!? i remember that RC Cola could only be guzzled by a grown man, it burned so much!!
LadyOPepSi - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Grab your ~COKE~, don't forget your ~TAB~, but leave your ~RED BULL~, leave on your shoulder! ~SPRITE's~ so sweet, on the ~PepSi~ side of the street. Used to drink Lemonade, with Mtn DEW in shade, what a drag oh man, getting humped in the glade; let's strip, don't be afraid to ~ROCK STAR~ it over, with my buns in the clover . . . Cooooooo
Matthias - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
One of your best!!! Only problem with this is that I didn't like you mocking the length of the song, at least it's not as bad as when you mocked Hella Good for being long, because that was a short song and this is kinda long, but it's no American Pie, or Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Still this is one of your best recordings, and best parodies.
Max Power - May 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Great
Agrimorfee - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This was very good indeed! You took a risk near the end commenting on the choruses, but it worked out hilariously. (quibble: rhyming "nightmare" to "cheaper")
bobpiecheese - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above, one of your best!
Rex - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Love the title sub, fun lyrics had me smiling all the way through.
Invisible Boy - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I loved the title-sub and the basic idea. Also, it is enjoyable to actually hear a recording of the parody.
Referring to the length of the song works for me as it sounds like some guy flipping-out on caffine and still trying to think straight.
Below Average Dave - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for catching that IB, as it is what I was going for with that:) This one is one of my strongest performers as a recording, still a top 20 song and almost a half a year old now.
Rocky Mak - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I love Coke as much as you love Pepsi, but we are heading the same road aren't we? 5,5,5! I wrote "A Drunk Man" when the caffeine from Coke settled down (since I'm don't drink alcohol often), and I wrote "Weaklings" while having a 600ml bottle of 7-Up.
RoyalCrownLOLA - October 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Add a little Missouri Rum to your PEPSI, Sir BAD: it's Halloween !

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