-> "Pps Dpndncy (Pepsi Dependency)"
Original Song Title:
"Thnks Fr Th Mmrs"
Parody Song Title:
"Pps Dpndncy (Pepsi Dependency)"
The Lyrics
I think that I will stay up late
(A second wind that cola brings)
Take a gulp and watch my kidneys roll
My heart's about to blow
(Heart's about to blow)
(Heart's about to blow)
and I cannot sleep at all tonight
I better drink some more before the day light
Just look at the car'mel fizz
My brain gets tied in knots Covered in sweat from my head to my knees
Tastes great and cleans off grime
Pepsi Dependency
Stayin' up for ten days straight
No Twenty ounce, need 2 liters
I'm buzzed, yeah, all the time
Caffeine inside of me
Chalked full of energy
Green Tea? Not for me, I need sweeter
oooooooooooh
Dentist warned me I'm in danger
Gums receding, My tooth ache's back
His words I don't recall
I didn't get out of the front door (front door)
'fore my thirst came rumbling back (came rumbling back)
Got One Can (Got one Can OH)
One can, one more at nine
Pepsi Dependency
Molars became paper weights
I need tooth paste, and some fillers
One Glass, yeah, I'll be fine
Don't you be cheap with me
Fill up the cup fully
I need my fix, or I will die here
Oooooooooooooh
I took just one drink after Britney poured some on her
Spice Girls danced with those bright blue-tastic colors
I was doing just fine
Till it came through my nose
Still do it today
I no longer eat my food
Ooooooooooh
Repeat, just five more times
Pepsi Dependency
Refill till I'm wide awake
I can't sit down, what a nightmare
No Crack, Speed, I'll be fine
Just give me that caffeine
It's really all I need
It works the same, but it is cheaper
(oooooooh)
I need all these chorus lines
(ten more lines) (killing time)
Dispel my energy
So I get to bed tonight
Can't fall asleep, so I'll sing here
(ooooooh)
I shake, and move all the time
(Always shake) (All the time)
Way too hyped up you see
Blood is racing through my veins
It, tastes, just like Coke, but it's sweeter!
(ooooooh)
I swear, we will end these rhymes
(The last time) (No more rhymes)
Pepsi Dependency
Feels just like ecstasy
Done, Damn, I can sleep maybe next year
(oooooooh)
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