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Song Parodies -> "Squeal Good AHHHHHH"

Original Song Title:

"Feel Good Inc"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Squeal Good AHHHHHH"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at . .this one is inspired by a friend who shall remain nameless. No his driving is not THIS bad, but it was a few individual things that really sparked this idea.

shot gun, shot gun, shot gun, shot gun
Squeal Good
(through intro)

Cruising through the streets, I'm picking up flack
My friends are so rude, they say I drive whack
So what if I can't keep my eyes on the street
You're getting way too antsy, Shut up now back seat!
Swerving down the highway, seat belts are worthwhile
I'm Making lefts and rights playing with a dial
We're all still alive, so don't make a peep
My butt, ya'll can kiss, 'cause I won't hit that Jeep, no

Where now, Where now G.P.S.?
Hurry, I don't want to crash
It's in you that I confide
Now and then it let's me down
Passengers they get so weak
Riding around the town with me
Where now, Where now G.P.S.
Patience getting thin

Gotta pass these last cats, blast past,
Getting round this whole rat pack,
When you're riding no wise cracks
or I will look back to smack.
Ha, I hear you screaming into my ear
Tears, Fear breathing heavy as I switch gears
You got it, you chose your fate
Ha ha ha ha ha haa.

Hey, better wipe yo frown,
Got so down
Shout mo nouns
That sound irate
You could just ride the bus
You cried and cussed
"We're Death bound"
We ain't dead, Calming, calming
Stop Spinning your head
So what if I can't drive too straight
Ha ha ha ha haa

shot gun, shot gun, shot gun, shot gun
Squeal Good
(until next stanza)

When I'm driving, take command
Safe driving is bland, so bland
Me and other cars collide
But I can still get around
Running red lights, scaring thee
I need to change the damn C.D.
Wait a second, whats this sand
Oops, I'm on the beach. . .

(shot gun, shot gun, shot gun, shot gun Squeal Good in background)

(BAD from back seat)
Look Up, watch it, watch it
Don't want to die up in this
Oh crap
You have scared me straight
Aha ha ha ha haa.
Left turn, blinking, blinking
My chance of living's sinking
No, I meant your other left
Aha ha ha ha haa.
(End BAD)

Squeal good, Ahhha ha ha ha ha
Squeal good,
Squeal good, Ahhha ha ha ha ha
Squeal good
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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NorCAL driver - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, B.A.D, remember July 1st . . . . it's HANDs FREE talking ~only~ here in California! ! It's the LAW .
Matthias - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I told you that you were going to write a parody about my bad driving habits, and the sad thing is that this is only a little bit exagerated (Because I never drove on the beach), but the rest of this is pretty dead on.
Below Average Dave - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks you two. . .and yes Matty, I tried in the beginning to leave the inspiration nameless, but since you are ok with it, yeah, those few days in the car with you gave me some killer ideas for a parody. . .it's always good to be able to laugh at ourselves.
LilJeepCakes - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir B+A+D, this is really great! The best song about 'Rap' driving & their burly drivers ! And you had the courage use the word "thee" in this piece of Rap . . . . so verrry ' D' esque, Sir ! ~CABO-WABO~ for sure!
Red Ant - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
"You have scared me straight" LMAO "No, I meant your other left" was great as well. Tough song and you came through unscathed, like the passengers of the driver in this parody (though at times I had doubts about the latter =)). 555
Dr Music - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Well i'll be a bacon sandwich. (turns into a bacon sandwich) Oh man. I hate it when that happens.
Below Average Dave - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you Jeep, Red Ant, and Dr. Music:)
Jason - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Squealing 5s!
Agrimorfee - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This has been a great month for creative ideas, and this one adds to the list. Spot on pacing, esp. in the raps.
Peter Andersson - July 20, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM = Survivor Of The Month? Well, I can't drive 55 but I can vote 555.
Max Power - July 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounded like a sequel for "Drive My Car"
Jeff Reuben - July 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Gee, who could this be about? :) Fun song, I have to check to see if you recorded it, I think it would work very well as a recording. Especially with some random tire screeching/car crashing sounds thrown in! Security code MPH
McKludge - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - Sounds like I left the convention just in time :-)
I found it hard to track the pacing in the rap sections so I'm assuming it's right. And I thought that "shout mo nouns" was a bit out of place until I remembered that gerunds are nouns, and "F**king idiot!" would be a typical noun. 555
bobpiecheese - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nailed the pacing, absolutely hilarious ('No, I meant your other left' cracks me up no matter how many times that gag is used) and a parody of one of my favourite songs? Sold! 555!
Matthias - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm glad that I'm a great source of inspiration for you Dave, and that my bad driving can create parodies such as these.
Phil Alexander - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Reminds me of watching my son play "Driv3r" (or similarly sillily-named driving game). But if you think my driving's bad, you ought to see me putt... ;-)
Guy - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Jun-08) Yikes! I've seen better drivers on "World Wildest Police Chases" when they are after a drunk who blows a .352 on breathalizer after a crash and burn with PIT assistance.. Must have been scary in that back seat. When I go I want to go very quietly like my dear grandfather in his sleep, unlike his four screaming passengers.

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