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Song Parodies -> "Death Bound Spider Feed"

Original Song Title:

"Unchained Melody"

Original Performer:

The Righteous Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Death Bound Spider Feed"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at
wooaOh you bug
you spider
I'm laying in your web
You've poisoned my mind

Those fangs sink in so deeply
Venom it hurts so much
Keep your enzymes
I fear your legs
I fear your legs
Raid spray please for me

I am tripping out, cannot flee, cannot flee
Life-size spiders coming for me noooo
Has so many eyes, let me be, let me be
I don't wanna die, don't eat me

WoooaOh big bug
with eight legs
You've swallowed--swallowed guys for lunch
Hallowed out inside

My life flashed by so quickly
Good thing you cannot munch
Hope helps in time
Don't digest me
Oh, Please let me be
It's coming now for me
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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

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John Barry - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Pretty fly, amiright guy.
littleCupCakes - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir B+A+D, . . . I adore this ~OS~ and the movie, GHOST, that come after . . .
Ann Hammond - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I like
Matthias - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I can see the Righteous Brothers playing "The Fly" in the movie, because they have a very high and annoying voice. This one is going to be brutal for you to record.
Christie Marie M - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment's like Ghost meets Arachnophobia. I hate spiders of every kind. One time I got bitten by a black widow spider and got rushed to the emergency room. The only spider I adore is Charlotte from Charlotte's Web. She's a spider with a heart. Anyways, great parody you wrote and love the OS lots. 555!
Below Average Dave - January 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone, I actually quite enjoyed writing this small but fun piece, glad you guys all liked it:)
Agrimorfee - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Weird how there's been these strangely dark parodies coming from some of the veterans...Spaff's recent one, and Dave's here come to mind. Odd, but I liked it. 555
marthadtox - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
terrifically clever wordplay!
Below Average Dave - January 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you Agri and Martha, greatly appreciated:)
Gari J - February 01, 2009 - Report this comment
VERY GOOD made me laugh, I started writing some pardodies but they havent uploaded yet. 5/5

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