Song Parodies -> (You Make Me feel Like) Live Pigs on a Meat Block
| Original Song Title: | "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" |
| Original Performer: | Aretha Franklin |
| Parody Song Title: | "(You Make Me feel Like) Live Pigs on a Meat Block" |
| Parody Written by: | Below Average Dave |
I'm at badave.com
Watching out, I am scared of pain
Can't sleep at night although I'm tired
Oh on the tube Saw Jason's face and Freddy's blades
They've both survived scorching fires
The Poltergeist--it scares me too
Think I've lost my mind
Too many horrors I'm in a bind
cause Fred make me squeal
Ghosts make me squeal
Dark makes me squeal like live pigs on a meat block (meat block)
I watched The Ring, now I can't sleep sound
When I see wells, I shutter
That movie "It" had got the best of me
Now each clown makes my heart flutter
I saw that scary movie called Children of the Corn
So now it is scary each time one more is born
Now kids make me squeal
Clowns make me squeal
Wells make me squeal like a cat in a blender (blender)
Oooh zombies are coming for me (Living undead eek!)
Vampires are out all night (want to bite)
and it's all scaring me (scaring me)
Gremlins too! Good God where is the sun light
Gremlins make me squeal
Dead make me squeal
Capes make me squeal in unnatural octaves (octave)
Please help me heal
Why do I feel
Why do I feel like a crows going to eat me (yummy)
Don't like how I feel
Yes-they made me squeal
What is the deal why have I gone so crazy
Can't sleep at night although I'm tired
Oh on the tube Saw Jason's face and Freddy's blades
They've both survived scorching fires
The Poltergeist--it scares me too
Think I've lost my mind
Too many horrors I'm in a bind
cause Fred make me squeal
Ghosts make me squeal
Dark makes me squeal like live pigs on a meat block (meat block)
I watched The Ring, now I can't sleep sound
When I see wells, I shutter
That movie "It" had got the best of me
Now each clown makes my heart flutter
I saw that scary movie called Children of the Corn
So now it is scary each time one more is born
Now kids make me squeal
Clowns make me squeal
Wells make me squeal like a cat in a blender (blender)
Oooh zombies are coming for me (Living undead eek!)
Vampires are out all night (want to bite)
and it's all scaring me (scaring me)
Gremlins too! Good God where is the sun light
Gremlins make me squeal
Dead make me squeal
Capes make me squeal in unnatural octaves (octave)
Please help me heal
Why do I feel
Why do I feel like a crows going to eat me (yummy)
Don't like how I feel
Yes-they made me squeal
What is the deal why have I gone so crazy
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Good movie critique (When you first told me about this I thought it was going to be about bad singing).
I'm squeeling 5's!!!
I even forget what "It" was about, except it scared me to death. I only remembered the chorus, but you paced excellently with that, even. 5's
It's "shudder" not "shutter", I don't think you turn into a window....
Funny...you could write a sequel that just covers "Deliverance"... 555
Thank You Matty, Mark, Adagio, and Agri!
Adagio: It was that movie about the killer clown who was actually a spider-one of Stephen King's many odd books turned into horror movies, what a mind that guy has. . .
Matty: Yep, that's what I meant :)
Agri: More than likely!
Mark Scotti: Thanks
Adagio: It was that movie about the killer clown who was actually a spider-one of Stephen King's many odd books turned into horror movies, what a mind that guy has. . .
Matty: Yep, that's what I meant :)
Agri: More than likely!
Mark Scotti: Thanks
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