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Song Parodies -> "Churnalicious"

Original Song Title:

"Fergalicious"

Original Performer:

Fergie

Parody Song Title:

"Churnalicious"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

This one has been recorded, Click here to hear it I have previously submitted this song--but I missed the intro (oops) badave.com. . .
(More Case Dude You Know!)

Quiet now dawg, I found this chic
The butter she's makin' is seditious

Churnalicious proposition make the Amish more dough
We're selling butter so don't you dare utter what you might know
First we churn it, then we lace it
We conceal it, and we sell it
Through the seasons we be pleasin'
Dealers buy it for some reason

Churnalicious (Taste delicious)
One day I got ambitious
And made it more nutritious
Perhaps it's more delicious
Don't be vicious (There's more)
This butter's full of rocks, rocks
And I'll be filling up the farm and they'll buy the whole lot
(More, Case, Dude, You Know)

So seditious (Filled with rocks)
So nutritious (This sure as hell ain't Country Crock)
It's great for fitness (The drug dealers will not get caught)
It's Churnalicious (b-b-b-b-b-butter, butter)

Churnalicious break
Churnalicious break
Churnalicious break break break break break
Churnalicious breaks tradition makes us lots of money
Those cops never suspect me
They look at me, think I'm funny (Look Honey)
First push in, than pull out, add and spike up the fee
Oh ain't no Amish lady churn it quite like me

It's Churnalicious (quite nutritious)
If you are ambitious
I'll be out in the field just doing lots of business
Will not confess (oooooh WEEEE)
I'll get you hooked on my stock
And you'll be eating toast and jam
If not you had best scram
(More, Case, Dude, You Know)

We'll get vicious (Won't get caught)
It's delicious (Our secrets will not be unlocked)
Not malicious (It's just our quilts don't make us squat)
It's Churnalicious (hold hold hold hold up, Churn It Out)

Amy, Amy, Baby
Please listen to my plea
I've grown so impatient
I just need to get sh*** faced
I'll be wasted, wasted
Just one taste I'm crazy
Now I'm wasted, wasted
and I feel lazy

L to the A to the C I forget how to spell it
H to the A to the P P how does it now to the
D to the E to the L I think I'm too high to the
D to the E to the, to the, to the--help me Amy

Every time I churn it out always selling pounds
They just eatin' it like Mounds getting really HIGH
They always be saying wow
You can buy it now
Mama and my papa aren't in on this lil' plan
and I know that I'm breaking all the tidbits in the bible
but I keep on delivering to the guys 'cause they need it
Won't touch hell
I can hear all them church bells
Now I know you're Suspicious (So Suspicious

But this stuff's not fictitious
and if it's not delicious
Return it and forgive us
God's my witness (Yes Lord)
I don't sell no fake rocks
and you'll be lovin' what I got
Just please do not get caught

(More, case, dude, You Know)

Yes made it more nutritious
Perhpas it's more delicious
Don't be vicious
This butter's full of rocks rocks
And I'll be filling up the farm and they'll buy the whole lot
(More Case Dude You Know)

So Nutritious
and delicious
Taste the goodness
It's Churnalicious

b-b-b-b-b-b- Butter Butter

So nutritious
and delicious
Taste the goodness
It's Churnalicious

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-
B to the U to the T T E R lined with rocks
then L to the A to the C E still can't spell for crap so
S to the C to the H O O L I need to go
It's D, to the E, to the, to the, to the. . . .
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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 19

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Jason - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good! Is there going to be a recording of this? 555
Jack Wilson - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Dave-alicious def
Below Average Dave - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks guys, you know, 6 votes and only two comments. . .oh well, I just love how someone 4d my pacing when the dang thing is recorded, shows how much they actually check on the parodies they rate . . .hasn't someone brought up allowing people to turn off voting? I'd rather just get the comments, because most people who vote the way the person who 2'd me on funny--won't leave a comment, and I could do without knowledge that he/she opened my page (since clearly they didn't read it)
Andrew D. Lacroix - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Dave, I will speak for all honesty, I generally am fair with my voting. I don't vote for anyone who's done a song that I don't know, cause it's not fair to them. Maybe that's why my comments aren't as popular as everyone else's, because my song knowledge sucks as compared to everyone else. I actually can side with Dave on this one, I'd prefer the comments as opposed to my votes... The first 13 parodies I wrote my ex-friends all gave me one's and totally screwed up my numbers, so I was pi$$ed off about that and didn't write one again for a month, telling them I quit because of them jerks... Sorry to keep blabbing away, that's my take. 1's for the people who vote and don't leave comments 5's for everyone else!
Below Average Dave - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you Andrew! I'll have to check out more of your work with songs that I know that you have done, thanks again, and blabbing, ha - - we are writers it's in our nature ;)
Jason - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) As above comment.
tomario - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Hi Dave agree with the voting thingy. Is it better to leave 3 5s or not to vote at all? i choose the later. Anyhow your Churnalicious parody, I don't know the os so only have your recording to go by. Well it certainly sounded amish and it bought a flavour of the community to the for, some good lines in there and mild humor. Not one of your best , but i could be biased cos i don't know the original song. I'll ferret around and see if i can find the os so i can get a better idea.
Peter Andersson - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
I quite enjoyed the recording, I think your voice works rather well for this song/parody and theme, so what that one can hear here and there in the flow that you're not a professional singer, it's coming along just fine and I'm willing to bet that a lot of artists started out with stuff they'd gladly see replaced with this should that be an option.
Agrimorfee - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) 1st time reading and listening, very very funny! I got confused as to what the singer was trying to spell, but I guess that was the point, right? :) Weird Al could have done this one.
Red Ant - April 26, 2008 - Report this comment
I commented on the recording... considering I deleted TOS off my hard drive forty seconds into the first listen and said "eff it, this song sucks", making something worth listening to again and again with this is a monumental feat. One of my favorites by you, Dave. Loved "(This sure as hell ain't Country Crock)" and the last "spelling lesson" chorus/verse. lol
Matthias - April 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Right after watching Tim Allen's "For Richer Or Poorer" (Which you may or may not have seen, dunno) this was put into perspective. This was a very good parody, I enjoyed it a lot, and reading this parody after watching that movie even made it more enjoyable for me.
Guy - April 27, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Mar08) This churned up old memories of me as a teenager working on the farm. A churning epic. Well done Dave and I worked on a farm that was within a few hours drive of Amish country.
Max Power - April 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Great
Phil Alexander - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Superb, Dave - can't stand the OS, but loved the whole "butter with rocks in" theme. If you could get some sultry-voiced female friend to do the vocals, it would be perfect :-)
Jack Wilson - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
See above
bobpiecheese - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice twist on a suck-alicious song (I gave up trying to figure out what the hell that guy was trying to spell). TMGLTM, lemme churn you some 5's!
Invisible Boy - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
You certainly aren't afraid to take-on long, annoying songs. This had lots of great stuff.
To the F to the I to the VES.
Mikey Squirrel - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM- Great work as usual, Dave. Recording is awesome. This would be a perfect companion to my "You Buttered Your Butt".
McKludge - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - I know it rhymes well, but "seditious?" The butter makes you want to overthrow your government? I guess I'm too old to get this one.
Below Average Dave - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone!

Mikey Squirrel: I can actually see that:)

McKludge: I don't remember referencing wanting to overthrow the government, I don't think your too old--I just think you missed that it was a 'drug' parody. coked out people do tend to get seditious, and they are hiding from the government (police etc) not trying to overthrow it, LOL McKludge--in a way, it's probably a good thing you didn't get it--means you know nothing about drugs (I don't do them, but living in Tampa--well you know how it is over here.

Invisible Boy: Nope, annoying songs are sometimes the most fun to skewer.

TCOP: Thank you, and the drug dealer has forgotten what he was trying to spell, of course in the original he never did spell tasty right:)

Agri: Most certainly, it was, doped out dealer couldn't spell

Max Power - September 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Great
Matthias - September 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Much, much, much better than my parody of this original song, but it was on my list and I had to get it done. Who was the douche-bag who put this friggen song on the list anyways? Oh yeah... It was me, sorry.
bobpiecheese - October 14, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above (and I am SO not looking forward to when the time comes for me to tackle this monster - blasted Epic 40)!
bobpiecheese - October 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh bollocks, that was meant to be (Artistry) not (SOTM). Son of a *stream of swearing mercifully cut short*
Rex - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You were on a butter high when you wrote this, weren't you? :-) What a concept, you can never go wrong with the Amish.

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