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Song Parodies -> "Watch out for Amy"

Original Song Title:

"If U Seek Amy"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Watch out for Amy"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

La la la la la la la. . .

I've gotta watch my back for that Amy tonight
Hope she doesn't find me or that she don't want to fight. Oh
Her bicep muscle dwarfs this little head of mine
Didn't mean to make her angry when I stepped on her feet twice. Oh

Oh oh, Gotta watch out for her cause I'm so scared
Hope that she don't bash in my brains
Think that I'd best go all the way to the North Pole
Think I see her at the do'
Oh my, lordy, Save me bro

Mommy save me, God do you hear all my pleas
Think she sees me, she is still angry and now I am scared of that Amy
Beat Me, hurt me, but please do not come kill me
Goosebumps are here, my skin has turned fair, I'm begging do not hurt me Amy
(Save Me SAVE ME)
La la la. . .

Amy told me that she's gonna beat me up
and someone else has told me that she went and bought a club, oh
I tried to play her nice but she wants to punch my face
Hope I can still see when all her vengeance comes pounding my way, oh

Oh oh, now she's throwing some chairs, cause shes so pissed
Afraid that she has gone insane
Think that I'd best go before she breaks all my bones
Get the medics on the phone
Huffing, puffing, Please Oh no

Help me, Save me, She is coming after me
and all of her friends and all of the foes are warning to watch out for Amy
Hit Me, Punch Me, She kicks me where sun don't see
My rib cage hurts, ain't she a jerk I'm begging stop kicking me Amy
(Stop Please, STOP PLEASE)

Oh, I scream that I am sorry
Oh, but she don't seem to hear me (Help me, Police)
Oh, I am feeling her fury

She hit me with a bar chair (Couldn't tell what she was wearing, she knocked out my lights)
I think that my legs have been severed (All I know is I was bleeding most the night)
Oh baby baby I'm sorry Amy alright? oooh
Oh baby baby whatcha doing with that mic?
Oh stop it Amy Amy
Oh Please not up there Amy

La la la la. . .

Stop Please, Amy, She fin'lly heard I'm sorry
But think it's to late, can't feel my face, so never piss off that butch Amy
Wussy, Pussy, now ev'ryone laughs at me
But there's one joy, won't here from boys, or they will be hurt by that Amy

Punched me, kicked me, Got bruises all over me, (ouch)
Twist me, bent me, She even made my feet bleed
To all the boys and to all the girls: Don't step on the feet of that Amy
(Bleeding, Bleeding)

Oh, So now I'm friends with Amy
Oh, She will no longer hurt me
(punched me, kicked me)
Oh, although she nearly killed me
All of the guys all over the world, you'd better watch out for that Amy
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DivaLasVegas - July 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Witch A D V I S O R Y: you might add MadDonna, LaVida Lohan, UngentLina, & GaGag Me to your list, Sir !

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