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Song Parodies -> "Give My Stuff Back"

Original Song Title:

"Hit the Road Jack"

Original Performer:

Ray Charles

Parody Song Title:

"Give My Stuff Back"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

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a good version of the original is available on YouTube
(Give my stuff back and you can not ask for more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Want my stuff back and you can't borrow no more.)
Well O-kay!
(You're a sad Sack, All that you own's jacked for chores, decor, for fun, oh sure.)
(Took my big mac, you never give back -that's sure)

Woah Buddy, oh buddy, I'm keeping it clean
Your X-box wasn't used, nor your T.V. Screen
So I came in your door
but I'll bring it back for sure (RIGHT NOW!)

(Give my stuff back and don't you come in my door, no more, do not explore.)
(Give my stuff back and don't you take it no more.)
Be that way. . .
(Honor you lack, excuses are whack, I swore, no more, now it's for sure.)
(Give my stuff back, you've destroyed your rapport.)

Now neighbor, listen neighbor, can't you treat it this-a way
When you're at work your stuff needs some play
(You sound like a fool 'n I ain't in the mood)
(and you ain't my buddy you, friends aren't so rude.)
Well, please don't tase me bro (what?!?)
Cause I won't take yo' stuff no mo'. (Yeah right!)

(Give it all back and don't give me slack no more, no more, no more, no more.)
(Want my stuff back or I'll call the cops for sure.)
You don't play. . .
(Morals you lack, my stuff's been hijacked by you, no clue why this you do.)
(but give it back and don't you take it no more.)

Tomorrow morning?
(I want my broom back for chores.)
Why you looking over at me
(My Christmas wreath's on your door.)
I'll give it back this summer
(you borrowed my tools-what for.)
I had a bunch of stuff in need of fixing
(You took my trojans-you whore.)
Oh, buddy, you don't want those back
(You took all my home decor)
and don't it make my house look fly
(Welcome mat's on your floor.)
Oh, is it? Jeese
(Want my clock back-ain't yours.)
It doesn't work
(all of my kitchen drawers.)
It's not like you need them no more
(my canoe and it's oars.)
oh-my bad
(I want my stuff restored.)

(don't you take it no more.)

Oooh-Kaay

What about the Trojans?
This has been a Below Average Dave Production, All Rights Reserved.

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Yeah, this OS is addictive, I'm not doing this idea--so if anyone wants it they can have it, just kinda fun

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Harry - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
that was B.A.D.! coverin' brother ray with a little bit o' borrowin' neighbor bashin' . Great tune to parodize, and a fine job. Just doin' the "mess around" 555 ways.
Matthias - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Fun Ray Charles song to hit, I was going to do this one was well until my idea hit me like a sack of bricks.
Jack Wilson - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Great OS,great parody 5s!
Fiddlegirl - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
555 items on the inventory sheet! :D
Below Average Dave - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody!
Old Man Ribber - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
5-5-5...and you can keep them. ;)
rob - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
great job, but this may offend liberals as they always wanna take from those who have
2Eagle - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
You borrowed all my Christmas decorations and won the prize!
LilRayette - December 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir Dave, glad to see you lookin' Hot, and teaming up with RayC, the King oPop/Country/Jazz.
Ann Hammond - December 13, 2009 - Report this comment
he he
Agrimorfee - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry)Here's 555 back for you. You took a funny idea, took it to it's extremes, and kept the anger from the female voices and made something of a storyline come through with it. Good job.
Max Power - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
It ain't stealing, I'm borrowing without asking.
Rex - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Love the way you vary the repetitive lines, fun idea! (But you're not getting the Trojans back.)
bobpiecheese - December 24, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This quite possible the most creative use of backup singers I've seen in a parody. Lots of great lines, 555 for you (seeing as you've apparently nicked everything else, that's all I have to give)!

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