-> "The Sentence"
Original Song Title:
"The Distance" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
My brain it gets crunched- at the finish line
essay writing I'm fighting the time
The clock keeps ticking, my eyes close up
chugging, and slugging, Red Bull in my cup
My mind is man-u-er, my mind just went blank
Write a full report and the topics banks?
Manage-ment styles, Its what I must learn
the styles are diff'rent, the pages turn
Now I'm dang near the finish, the sun went down
It came back up, its caffeine I drown
My word bank is empty- I filled my trash can
Eyes bleeding, I'm reading, it wasn't the plan
The paper stares down and its horns just went up
Some time ago I realized that I'd been dupped
but still trying while driving and heading to work
and thinking of something though I write in jerks
Can't finish the sentence
Which word do I need?
This quote kinda moans
stands alone A.P.A. it needs
Because I'm thinking, and blinking, but passing this course
I'm writing, and styling, and typing, no remorse
Must finish the setence
No ref'rence, no abstract, no footnotes, no bind,
They're needed, required, hope my teacher's kind
The past makes my head shake Was Deming a force?
Read on him, learn from him Can I pass this course?
Learn the terms that I'm writing, Hope to get an A
Really hoping just to get it in the tray
Write 'bout planning and manning and ethical chores
I'm sighing and crying and my hands have gone coarse
Bring the COGS* down and TQM* Up
Got to fit in Control, Cycles? Yup!
but I'm nearing a clearing this paper's almost turnt
and typing with such speed that my fin-ger's burnt
I must finish the sentence
The last page, I can see
Can't use the phone
Nope-no phone; no life lines for me
Because that's cheating, completing no repeating this course
I'm typing and writing and styling with full force
Keys heating, from beating, I think that word sounds worse
Its ending, I'm sending, and citing every source
I finished the setence
I did so indeed
I finished the sentence
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