Song Parodies -> Casino Queen
| Original Song Title: | "Billie Jean" |
| Original Performer: | Michael Jackson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Casino Queen" |
| Parody Written by: | Below Average Dave |
This song complete P2, and opens the door for P3 which will contain the majority of my AmIRight Ages Parodies. . .Hear Casino Queen Free!
It was maybe 15 degrees on a New Years Eve
I pulled the lever and saw cherries, and that's how I won
as I dance, on the floor, screamed out loud
Yes, that's right I won
and I screamed, got the crowd to surround
The next day at Casino Queen
near the same scene
I placed a bet on Roulette Red 21
Stood up straight, grabbed my shirt, and prayed away
As the wheel began to slow down
I couldn't seem to move
the ball had stopped my heart
The guy who spun the wheel yeah
I couldn't help but hug
I hit that number too
I won a million boo Hey
Casino Queen became my lover
It's a great place after you turn 21
but Take care of what you've won
It's a great place for fun
but Take care of what you've won
For 80 days and for 80 nights
I tried to lie
but Who can stand giving up a chance to roll the dice
So I played, Every day, and Every night
So take my strong advice,
Just remember to not roll them twice (Don't Roll Twice)
I first dropped twenty, then fifty three
and said Hit Me
Then lost all my cash very quickly
I can't pay my fines
Cause I lost, all my cash, at Black Jack Baby
The owner came to tell me
Don't be acting like a fool
Betting all I've worked so Hard for
but He didn't try to stop me
As I traded in my shirt
I bet it on the works
I'm near naked and it hurts hey
Casino Queen is not my lover
It's just a place that got every dime that I own
Yes, I even lost my phone
Casino Queen deceived me further
It's just a place that I used to call my home
but, I lost all that I own
Then my shirt came undone
Next, I noticed my watch was gone
He He He. . .
Was why I'm so damn dumb
Where's my mortgage, lost my home
No No No
Casino Queen why do I bother
It's just a place where dreams are lost and reborn
but, I can't go there no more
I said I lost my home
but at least my pants are on
I said I lost my home
and My cellular phone
I hope this save someone
Casino Queen is not my brother
Casino Queen is not my mother
definitely is not my lover
Casino Queen Is Not My Lover
I pulled the lever and saw cherries, and that's how I won
as I dance, on the floor, screamed out loud
Yes, that's right I won
and I screamed, got the crowd to surround
The next day at Casino Queen
near the same scene
I placed a bet on Roulette Red 21
Stood up straight, grabbed my shirt, and prayed away
As the wheel began to slow down
I couldn't seem to move
the ball had stopped my heart
The guy who spun the wheel yeah
I couldn't help but hug
I hit that number too
I won a million boo Hey
Casino Queen became my lover
It's a great place after you turn 21
but Take care of what you've won
It's a great place for fun
but Take care of what you've won
For 80 days and for 80 nights
I tried to lie
but Who can stand giving up a chance to roll the dice
So I played, Every day, and Every night
So take my strong advice,
Just remember to not roll them twice (Don't Roll Twice)
I first dropped twenty, then fifty three
and said Hit Me
Then lost all my cash very quickly
I can't pay my fines
Cause I lost, all my cash, at Black Jack Baby
The owner came to tell me
Don't be acting like a fool
Betting all I've worked so Hard for
but He didn't try to stop me
As I traded in my shirt
I bet it on the works
I'm near naked and it hurts hey
Casino Queen is not my lover
It's just a place that got every dime that I own
Yes, I even lost my phone
Casino Queen deceived me further
It's just a place that I used to call my home
but, I lost all that I own
Then my shirt came undone
Next, I noticed my watch was gone
He He He. . .
Was why I'm so damn dumb
Where's my mortgage, lost my home
No No No
Casino Queen why do I bother
It's just a place where dreams are lost and reborn
but, I can't go there no more
I said I lost my home
but at least my pants are on
I said I lost my home
and My cellular phone
I hope this save someone
Casino Queen is not my brother
Casino Queen is not my mother
definitely is not my lover
Casino Queen Is Not My Lover
This song, like my others, is on my Soundclick.com Page and The Below Average Dave 24/7 Radio Station. Now be carefull out in those Casinos
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Thank you for the votes both people who voted. . .to the one who gave me a 454-that goes for you to. . .I appreciate it and invite you to let me know your thoughts. . .that means you thought it was good but has room for improvement, I'm always looking for both opinions:) Thanks all!
Good job, Dave. I gotta agree. A below 5 vote isn't the end of the world to me either. Ya gotta write for the love of it. I'll bump your average up, though. 555
Good work. I have never been to a casino.
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