-> "Cramps!"
Original Song Title:
"Tramp"
Parody Song Title:
"Cramps!"
The Lyrics
Cramps
Cramps
Oh no,
my health has just decayed
I Can't get up,
and so I lay
One day I'm jogging in my prime
but these cars zoom by like they're out of time
Now,
I crossed the street,
as a Dodge flew by
It had hit me,
and he went buh-bye
License tag, caught with a glance
and it Turned out that he was under financed
Stolen truck fella?
What a tool
It turned out his license was removed
Went from bar to bar,
Was slammed by a Ram
And ten years later still,
yes I've got cramps
Cramps (What you got D?)
Cramps
There's this time I felt screwed
after I ate food
After I swallowed down
my gut went "Moo"
Next thing
came out a big hurl
Then I got dizzy,
stomach twirled
Pain on my mind,
insides were all entwined
And then I fell
on my behind
Made a grunt,
Don't mean to be blunt
I ate my whole meal,
My head hurt a bunch
It's free
(why?)
Said oh don't sue please
Bad Tea
(what?)
destroyed my body (oy)
Oh my lunch,
The greens were Ceaser
You know the real trip?,
The crap gave me . . .Cramps!
Cramps (What you got D?)
Cramps
So I lift weights,
it turned out really crummy
'Cause one fell off
and cut across both knees
It got worse,
I fell into the back wall
I broke my nose,
took a big fall
Tried to get up,
but then got decked
Out of nowhere got hit by a Bo-Flex
So I cursed gyms,
I said "Mother Trucker"
Watched my mouth as those words were uttered
I bled as I laid,
but that was a fluke
Next thing that hit me
felt just like a nuke
My jewels they paid,
got hit by a dumbbell
It's like tradition, kid,
yo I've got . . .Cramps!
Cramps (What you got D?)
Cramps
Hate these Cramps. . .
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