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Song Parodies -> "A Girl in Chesapeake"

Original Song Title:

"House of the Rising Sun"

Original Performer:

The Animals

Parody Song Title:

"A Girl in Chesapeake"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

There is a girl in Chesapeake
When birds see they all run
Cause in a park down in old Portsmouth
At ducks she poked much fun

Most people use bread to feed
The birds and wild geese
but Hailey had a different plan
As soon you all will see

Now she used the bread to be a tease
Those birds were out of luck
Cause when they came to get some bread
Its then she kicked that duck

(Instrumental Interlude)

Her cousin was the nice girl
She threw feed in the sun
But her day would end in misery
When she was bit by this one

Well Ms Ashley laughed at the whole thing
While the cousin wept from pain
The park keepers could not stop laughing
at the way those ducks were played

Well, there is a girl in Chesapeake
She kicks those ducks for fun
And it was the ruin of her poor cousin
When she had kicked that one
This has been a Below Average Dave Production

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Matthias - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Very weird song Dave... Were you challenged by a co-worker do to a song about kicking ducks or something?
Old Man Ribber - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
(Sorry...somebody has to say it) What The Duck! This completely quacked me up. ;D
Patrick - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Just don't try to goose a goose. Those suckers can get mean. You can sing this song to "Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer" or "Tom Dooley", but maybe you shouldn't.
Below Average Dave - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you Matthias, OMR and Patrick

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