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Song Parodies -> "Full of Himself Rhapsody (2009 Edit)"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Full of Himself Rhapsody (2009 Edit)"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Original one of my "Seven Deadly Sins" parodies, like most of them, it was a tad rushed to make the deadline I set, however, a new year, and a new motive, to make even better parodies, so here is what this one would be with the time I needed to do proper editing. I may eventually record this version despite the popularity of the original, I really like these lyrics better myself. The original will not be deleted if I do record this edit. I'm at badave.com
Don't I look real nice
Your deepest fantasy
I am in your sight
I should charge you to look at me
Look at my thighs
I'm built like a gosh darn king

Ego I enjoy
I'm a nat'ral beauty
Just put some make up on
Head to toe
Make me fly
Like Sisqo

and I'm dressed in tight clothes
Why have you stopped staring at me
at me

Love It, Have lots of fans
Oh I know that I'm drop dead
Think that I look good in red

Showing, off my precious buns
Pose for lots of photos everyday

Beauty Oooooooooo

My self love hit the sky
and if you think I'm not hot, what do you know?
Just get gone, Just get gone
'Cause I don't need your chatter

My fame, I'm number one
I'm looking really fine
and my legs are so divine

Don't you love my body
My sweet cologne
I won't leave my pride behind, You know it's true

Mirror, Ooooooooooo

I had my hair dyed
I know my pictures cover up all your walls

I'm high on fashion, get clothes shipped in from Japan

**Fans**
Yes it's true, yes it's true
Looking good in that suit WOAH
**End Fans**

Give me better lighting
Stop looking at my emcee

Like Fabio
Like Fabio
Like Fabio
Like Fabio
Like Fabio broke his nose

Oh My God no!!

Oh Oh Oh No

I'm just a hot guy, Everyone wants me

**Fans**
He thinks he's God's gift to all of society
Swears on his life was no nose job last week
**End Fans**

Mr Pride: I'm lovely, this I know, Will you watch my show
Fans: No Thriller, NO we will not watch your show
Mr Pride: WATCH MY SHOW
Fans: No Thriller, we will not watch your show
Mr Pride: WATCH MY SHOW
Fans: No Thriller, we will not watch your show
Mr Pride: Watch my show
Fans: Will not watch your show
Mr Pride: Watch my show
Fans: Will not watch your show
Mr Pride: never never never never watch my show
Oh Oh Ooooh
You show stinks it really blows!

Mr Pride: I'm a hottie, I'm a hottie

Fans: Well O.K. if you say so

**Fans**
You're such a dolt
Please stop calling yourself pretty. . .
Pretty. . .
pretTYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
**End Fans**

So you think I'm a dweeb and say I've too much pride
So you think I can't sing and no records you'll buy

You're crazy
You must be going crazy

I'm way too damn hot
I'm just too hot for you dear

oooooooooooh yeah
oooooooooooh yeah

I am all that matters
Soon you all will see
I am all that matters
I am all that matters
To meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Look at how my hair blows. . .
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 14

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Matthias - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
1-bomed?! Somebody's jealous of you being drop dead, I guess he won't watch your show. Good work here Dave, not much different from your original work of this, but still good stuff either way.
Below Average Dave - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Matty--more fine tuning than anything, several lines that were eh or mediocre have been improved, figured I'd give it a face lift for your competition. Both my parodies got one bombed today--but as always, I really don't care--the ones are obviously not for the parody itself, so it means absolutely nothing to me--but thank you buddy.
Below Average Dave - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
The other thing I must say, is someone may have thought this was about Freddy Mercury--it's not, it's about celebrities in general--I am a fan of Queen
Ann Hammond - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I like and I like Queen.
Matthias - January 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Wait is this a Queen song or a Coldplay song I'm reading here. With the arrogant self-righteousness, and the piano it might as well be. Nice poke on whathisface anyways.
Agrimorfee - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages2) Tweaking is always a good thing. I'm not going to compare this with the other version, to be fair. My only quibble is how "Fabio" is accented. I like how you used words that didn't necessarily rhyme with the OS.
tomario - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
lmao! this could apply to so many people and is so well observed. great writing BAD
bobpiecheese - February 07, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages2) I'm kinda lost on why the fans all of a sudden turn on the singer - but who would be a fan of such a self-obsessed prat for really long anyway. 555 for you, sir!
Arwen - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
AGES...there are some words that win me over immediately...and "dolt" is one of them. I was enjoying this all the way though, Dave, but then that just sent me over the edge. Perfect-o!
Melanie Lee - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) Ooo-Ooo-Ooo...can I have your autograph?! Hilarious, witty, laugh-filled. Just a couple of lines with one syllable too many or too few. Excellent! Can the Grammy be far behind? 5-5-5! (Maybe that 1-bomber meant to give you all 5's and pressed the wrong row, like a 2000 Florida voter!)
Invisible Boy - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Fantastic work here Dave
I kinda thought the song was about you...having met you and all
This reminds me of a game I sometimes play with a friend of mine...find songs that have the word "you" in the title and replace with the "first person'
I Love Me Just The Way I Am
I Am My Sunshine
If Not For Me
you get the idea...
Mark Scotti - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Great, great song, DAVE! A difficult song to do, but you did Freddie proud!
Jeff Reuben - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) Great job, I was able to sing along well (the pacing is easy to fit into the OS the way you did it, I had no problem with that)
Mark Scotti - November 19, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) gotcha full of fives, the last time round from me. great one..
Matthias - November 19, 2010 - Report this comment
See above two times. This has quickly become a Below Average Dave classic since you did a hell of a job with this. Wasn't this like one of the only Bohemian Rhapsodys to actually podium in a SOTM contest. Or did this get the FUCA? Either way this was a great one.
Abbott Skelding - November 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Artistry: Great job, a lot of great lines that matched up well with the OS, 555 more pictures of yourself!
Guy - November 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Artistry Queen

BAD - I wish that I could write as well as the persona in your parody believes he can perform. Great rhyming, pace and clever use of sound alikes. Some funny stuff, but I see a great satire written on this ate up "Star". Satire in this parody is its strong feature. This is an extremely well written B-R, unlike a lot seen here that really need help. "Ya done good" with the Fabio mention. I too am a Queen fan. Your "Star" gets three plugged nickels. You, my friend get three five dollar gold pieces for the write.
bobpiecheese - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I can see this being sung by Gaston. Excellent parody, 555!
Rex - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Great, I followed your advice and looked at your thighs and now I'm BLIND! But anyway, it's fun to write a hubris parody, n'est-ce pas? Enjoyed this.

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