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Song Parodies -> "Poor Insensitive Trolls"

Original Song Title:

"Poor Unfortunate Souls"

Original Performer:

Little Mermaid

Parody Song Title:

"Poor Insensitive Trolls"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

This is my first 'real' Disney Parody. . .why do I call it that? Because the others I've done have been Disney based songs, like Reflections from Mulan, but this is the first one that was fully featured in an animated feature. . .and besides doesn't Ursula deserve a parody spotlight too? Oh, yeah, you can listen to it Here. still at Soundclick, and still looking to get better instrumentals for you, but until then this is all fun for free anyway. (NOTE: Spoken Parts aren't in the recording, but they are including in the lyrics)
(SPOKEN)
[MOD David] Oh, Come now that's old, it's cruel, is that what you're here for.
We ban insensitive Troll-jokes like yourself. . .
Dumb Trolls with no new lines to roll through.
(END SPOKEN)

I suffice now as my name is goody two-shoe
Gals aren't laughing when they tagged me, well, too lame
But we'll find that Summer Days
I've smothered all my names
Corrected, gotten pissed and been a snitch
Bad? Yes

And I sarcastically know how to pull antics
All in balance I have always played a pest
but now lamely, it's no craft
I realize it's whack
and despicable, it's phoney and detest (simplistic)

Poor Insensitive Trolls
So lame, Indeed
First he talks about his bonner
Then he makes you want to hurl
And it's a problem?
Yes, agreed

Those Poor Insensitive Trolls
They're Bad
and Blue
They'll be flaming like some morons
Chanting, "Hell, Curses and Pleas!"
Do I ban them?
I'm no fool

While I've opted to be nice
Somehow members are enticed
And It's ashame I had to ban them with the Trolls
Yes, we've lost a few in vain
But all and all they've shown constraint
Darn you Poor Insensitive Trolls

(SPOKEN)
[MOD David] Now, be for real. . .
You haven't said anything kind to anyone in 9 weeks. . .
what's that. . .9 weeks.
Don't listen, Rules are important.
before I ban you from coming this way. . .
You need to learn how to read the rules.
That is, stop being so rude.
Don't call me a witch
I think you need love
If you stop spamming before the showing of your next post.
You'll become a member, permanently
But if you haven't
You'll be banned from the site forever
and then delete you'll be.
Will you stop for real?

[Troll] If I just stop spamming, they won't pay me twenty cents ever again

[Mod David] That's Right, but you'll have respect,
Web's full of tough Terms, ain't it. . .
Oh and there are two last rules
We haven't touched on your use of the curse words
You can't start using foul language you know.

[Troll] But I don't know any

[Mod David] I'm not saying much, just use asterisks, or like words, no pickle.
You can't always say "S*** B**CH"
What you need to do is
Be Nice

[Troll] Be Nice?

[Mod David] That's about it, cruel boy. . .
No more bashing, trashing, zip

[Troll] But If I'm too nice, they'll all say.



(END SPOKEN)

Don't be a dolt! You've got a brain! and we try to advocate
use of constructive criticism! Blah!

The boards in here don't like all of that slander
They know a girl who spams us is a whore
Yes, in here we all hate slurs
and we've banned all the cuss words
and in the end, dude, what are age restrictions for?
Come on, nobody is enticed by confrontation
The regulars side-step it 'cause it's bland
But they quote and croon for Shaun
He's a guy who has some braun
It's he who has a brain who wins the fans
Come on, you Poor Insensitive Troll

Don't be sad!
Use your voice!

I'm a somewhat angry mod dude
And you know what you should say
It don't take much
To be poised!

You Poor Insensitive Troll
You're Bad
You're Blue
If you want to use my site, don't blink
You need to slow your roll
Use some thought and stop the meth
Oh come on and stop this roll!
David, lordy, we can stop this noise
The mod thinks it is old
You Poor Insensitive Troll.

"Intruder....Meshuga....Unban of the Offensive Being!"
"Now rings us desmitis if he has lied to us entrusted to me!"
" Now Chat..."

Alright, THAT was a tremendous effort, a lot of work for one song. . .and it like my others are at My Soundclick Page and will be at badave.com as it is completed.

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Ann Hammond - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I really love this B.A.D. Villains need more credit.
Matthias - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome song! I agree witrh Ann's statement as well, the villians do need more credit, oh and good job by doing a song that hasn't been done before. I give you extra props for that.
Below Average Dave - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Ann and Matthias, I didn't realize no one else at all had done Poor Unfortunate Souls. . .but looking through all the many Disney and Little Mermaid listings. . .it really hadn't been done. . .wow.
TJC - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Trolling for compliments? Thats OK (just read paragraph five, section five of part five of your T.O.S. agreement)
stuart mcarthur - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
huge effort BADave, but Idon't know the OS or the subject matter - so 555 on effort, mate
Below Average Dave - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu:) and I've heard that quite a bit. . .so I guess I'll talk about Trolls here for a second. I use the term Troll as a description for those on the interenet who use messageboards and chat rooms solely for the purpose of being mean. ..those who never really have anything to say, but when they do they are rude, cruel, mean, spiteful, spam or in some other way intentionally annoying. Trolls, which does not describe any of those who have commented on this song:), are just very lonely people who do their best to "Flame" (or insite) arguments on the internet, that is the best way to describe a troll. . .Annoying, Mean and often Spam.
Red Ant - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Very solid recording Dave, even with leaving out the spoken parts and the backing track you had. Your voice really shined on the "And It's ashame I had to ban them with the Trolls" line. I DKTOS, but I could tell you get some great rhymes in here, and your words flowed well. I know about trolls and spammers all too well; at least now I have the ability to do something about them, heh heh. 5s
Agrimorfee - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Not to say that you're writing and performance aren't top-notch, as they always are, Dave. But this parody just didn't click for me. I understand the nature of "trolls" and MBs in the 'net world alright, but...this was just *too* Net-centric.
tomario - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
"for whomb the fives troll, they troll all three!" great job, never heard of the song before. your parody bounces along very nicely.
Phil Alexander - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Brilliant, Dave - I love the OS (IMO the second best Disney villain song, behind "Be Prepared" from the Lion King)... I've downloaded but haven't listened to the recording yet - I have the feeling that you won't quite have the diva-ish voice I can hear in my head singing this ;-)
(ROFL - the first time I've had a rude security code to type in :-D )
Rex - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Good job with a tricky OS, and extra credit for including the spoken parts.
Below Average Dave - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry to hear that Agimorfee, I understand, you have liked many others by me, so I really appreciate your honesty. . .and Rex thank you for taking notice of that, it's tough to parody spoken parts. . .Phil, mine to. . .and I love Be Prepared, I may parody it too when Ages and Artistry have light rounds and badave is done, I've always wanted to do that one. No, I don't think I have enough Diva in me, but I too imagined it sang in a diva voice when I wrote it. . . .Thank you everyone, and Red Ant, that is probably the best I've had to sing to cover a bad backing track, I'm hopping that if all things continue to work out like they have been to actually start buying good backing tracks and paying the little extra for a professional mic and recording program, but thank you, makes me wanna record more songs. . .including yours -wink wink-
Jonathan S. - May 12, 2007 - Report this comment
How about "Poor Old Flatulent Souls?" Tee hee!
Below Average Dave - May 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Hmmmm. . .I could be wrong. . .but that last comment doesn't sounds like something Jonathan S. would say. . .
Ethan Mawyer - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
This was...epic. It got a little hard to follow due to the length, but it could make a great theme song for moderators with non-mainstream musical tastes and lots of time on their hands. Small niches is sometimes the way to go....sometimes.
Mikey Squirrel - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Kudos for using a more obscure Disney tune. You captured the subject matter very well and very funny. Good job, BADave!
poomaster - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Troll droppings taste good
bobpiecheese - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Trolls are bad news. This is a worthy tribute to them. Plus the OS is a cool villian song.
Below Average Dave - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Thank you everybody. . .I put a lot of work into this one, so I'm very happy that you all enjoyed it. . .I think the Artistry contest is going to be a fun-long competition
Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Great work I love it.
DJ Blaze - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I've been trolled once, but that's enough to know what it's like! Great parody.

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