-> "I'm Tasteless"
Original Song Title:
"Outrageous"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Tasteless"
The Lyrics
I'm Tasteless when I'm feeling naughty
I'm Tasteless and I'm dressing sloppy
I'm Tasteless wearing skin tight jeans
I'm Tasteless and some think I'm mean
I'm Tasteless My Geo
I'm Tasteless Car nuts on thee
I'm Tasteless Soon you will be floored
I'm Tasteless I'll make you hurl
I'm Tasteless
Tacky colors adore me
Don't wear underwear--you'll see
I can burp to Pink Floyd's beats
and I brag 'bout smelly feet
Use my boogers as a treat
Wear Pac-Man shirts and I think feathers are neat
My crack's showing, I'll take a seat
You say I'm crazy, I hear
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Don't stand over here
Feel a push near my derrière
Oops I think I fouled the air
Sorry that I let go, oh dear
I'm tasteless I like to dress slutty
I'm tasteless and I act all nutty
I'm tasteless picking my ears clean
I'm tasteless wearing crotch-less jeans
I'm tasteless Do you mind
I'm tasteless Do you bathe clean
I'm tasteless I'll open my jaw
I'm tasteless and speak it raw
I'm tasteless
Is that yellow on your teeth
Bring it up for all to see
Ask if you forgot your bra
As I'm chewing on coleslaw
I'm a punk so I've been told
Just told the truth so that you know
Don't say you're hot or I will call you a ho
and if you don't want to hear I'll
say that you can suck on my
Finger into my ear
Yawning, could you shut up dear
hey, you want to see my underwear
You know that you want more 'cause
I'm tasteless--My hair is all flaky
I'm tasteless--here, do you want a tasty
I'm tasteless in size eighteen jeans
I'm tasteless though I'm a size eighty
I'm tasteless Lined my eyes
I'm tasteless with neon green
I'm tasteless I'm popping my pores
I'm tasteless all on your floor
I'm tasteless
I said "Your dress looks crappy"
You don't like my honesty?
Tryinta help you dear. . .
You're stinky, oooh
and when I'm spitting my game
I'm feeling so much ruth, yea
Last night on X-Tube I saw your mother
I'm tasteless when I think I'm funny
I'm tasteless might say my mouth is runny
I'm tasteless 'cause I ate some beans
I'm tasteless and I'm too obscene
I'm tasteless your pot pies
I'm tasteless goes to your thighs
I'm tasteless your party's a snore
I'm tasteless it's such a bore
I'm tasteless Like to show my body
I'm tasteless and my zipper is shoddy
I'm tasteless put porn on the screen
I'm tasteless Just to make you scream
I'm tasteless I'll nose dive
I'm tasteless to splash your peeps
I'm tasteless You have been forewarned
I'm tasteless Give it a whirl!
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