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Song Parodies -> "Shunned, by Everyone"

Original Song Title:

"21 Guns"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Shunned, by Everyone"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Not allowed near my best friend's front door
Lost my lover and that is for sure
Even priests say to go away
'Cause they say I have horrible tastes

I say something in me died
Makes those around me want to cry
People say I must have no pride
Mouth in ruins

Shunned, by everyone
Don't have much charm, Mouth won't shut tight
Shunned, even by nuns
Don't be alarmed, I'm just a guy, I'm not high

I say your dress looks mighty old
You say I am out of control
I'm not trying to be a troll
but Damn girl that two piece shows all your rolls

I joke about people's @$$
but I'm the only one who laughs
Now ev'ryones leaving fast
I'm a heathen

Shunned, by everyone
Don't be alarmed, Don't scream in fright
Shunned, but I'm not done
Throw up your lunch I see some fries, apple pies

To bad taste I am over prone
When I speak I hear lots of moans
I think that dude's belly's a tire
Should retire from eating Digiorno's at his home

Don't say nothing if it's not nice
That's no fun, won't give that a try
Something inside my head's not right
I'm in ruins

Shunned, by everyone
Even at farms, they want to fight
Shunned, its kinda fun
Getting kicked out late in the night

Shunned, by everyone
Make fun of you, at ev'ry sight
Shunned, by everyone
Throw up my arms into the sky, I won't cry
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Matthias - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Good Emo tale to the most emo of Green Day's songs.
Matthias - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
But you didn't sing 21 Guns... Green Day did.
Andria - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Good one. Listening to the OS makes me want to dye my hair black and let it grow long enough in front to cover my eyes, cut my wrists and be sullen all day, everyday, but this parody makes me laugh. Forget 21 guns, firing 555 guns in honor of Below Average Dave.
Below Average Dave - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you both:) Matty--I have sang it at Karaoke--but I caught that this morning, the artist name is corrected but it will always have my name in the URL because the initial URL and artist name don't necessarily have to match. Andria, It's a cool look (Evanescence) I don't know, I think it'd be cool:) Just don't cut your wrists--you are too cool for that, thanks:)
Andria @ B.A. Dave - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
It might, but dyed black hair wouldn't look too good with nearly white skin and bright blue eyes IMHO. Might be worth a try with Photoshop, though. Thanks for the compliment, no way in h*** would I cut my wrists. Already did it once by accident with a box cutter, never want to again.

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