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Song Parodies -> "Everybody's Rude"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody's Fool"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Everybody's Rude"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Again, not sure what to submit for Evanescence--songs are so deep that in my style they are still deep, here's yet another I'm considering. Yes this is sort of a tribute to someone. . .
Surfing in danger
Screen names show self importance

They try to hurt me
more lies they like to hurl

like "You're Stupid" or "Friggin' Noobie"
They say I'm lame and they hate me
Seems now days that everybody's rude

More insults pound out
All out of little cowards
Lord of the fake dudes
No problem random shredding

But know I know you
go by ten names on one I.P.
one is kind and nine are angry
and here I thought that
Everyone was cruel

You say "Just Die"

Some may have cried

You hate yourself

Pitty your kind

So who's the fool now
I'm not the f**k tard
and no one hates me anymore

You said "eat lead" and "d**n you're crazy"
In your mind you are Slim Shady
but to us you look like a ruthless fool

Not a 'cause to make you angry
You must hate yourself-unhappy
Somehow now we are all rude to you
This was actually a tribute to a person who launched a massive assault recently against a friend and fellow parodist on this site who will remain nameless, the person who did it had no reason to go after the parodist that he/she did because that parodist has never been anything but nice to any of us.. . is my recording center

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 18

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Matthias - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I know from personal experiance how this can be, since I'm the guy this song it about. There's no use hiding it, because people can be f*cking a-holes, and there's nothing you can really do about it, and the sad thing is that I actually know who did it to me. I just befriended the wrong people, anyways thank you Dave, and Red Ant, and everybody else for having my back.
2Eagle - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Simple and direct.
AFW - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Good and proper bashing
Red Ant - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Not everybody is rude, just one person, one incredibly pathetic person who used about 90 different pseudonyms to slam the one person who always comments under his real name. Ironic... 545.
Below Average Dave - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Whoever it was just uni-bombed my whole collection--like that means anything--just confirms what this parody says. . .Sad that someone would resort that. . .
Matthias - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't think it's the same person who voted on all of my work, because they didn't one anything. They were just complete f*cksticks
Below Average Dave - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
It wasn't, I already figured out who it was, I'll talk to you about it later. . .but thank you.
Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Hard song to parody. No comment on the topic at hand.
Agrimorfee - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Didn't comment on this earlier...I'll leave the topic alone. Nicely paced, if not terribly amusing, especially if one might not be familiar with 'net issues.
Matthias - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
An Internet prank is all that it was, nothing to worry about Davey.
bobpiecheese - October 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) You think parodists are rude? Try going into a TF forum on a bad day...or don't. Okay, I exaggerate, but all in all, Dave writes awesome-sauce parodies, this one being one of the best-paced ones.
stuart mcarthur - October 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) wow, personal stuff, Dave - and this is a fair (indeed healthy) arena to vent your spleen - don't know what this is all about, but I've expressed my opinion of vitriolic anonymouses (anonymice) more than enough - 555 for the quality of the write
Mikey Squirrel - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- Much anger in you. Venting you did. And did it well. I don't know all about the subject matter either, but this was well done. Good job, Dave.

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