-> "D.D.R. (Dance Dance Revolution)"
Original Song Title:
"Holiday"
Parody Song Title:
"D.D.R. (Dance Dance Revolution)"
The Lyrics
Dance
Game
Hear the beat pounding, crowd's insane
Gather round as I take on my friend, Wayne
In pain, I'm sweating and my power's drained
Stepping up, fallin' to my knees
Was to drunk to keep up with Matsuri*
Indeed, I just lost fifty pounds today
I felt like dying after my first twenty tries
Steps aren't forgiving as I try to survive
in D.D.R.
Pick a song, it was rated nine**
Until midway I thought I'd be just fine
I tried, but slipped and fell on my behind
I get up and I try again
I'm still dazed as I dropped out *** near the end
I gaged, my lunch could not survive the pain
I set to prove that this game's ok for fat guys
Turns out I'm hooked now on this game for all time
It's DDR
Play!
Dance-More. . .
(Spoken)
The Regional Champion from Hiroshima has the floor
(Shouted)
Hail now to the lord of the dance man
Step away, 'cause your money's spent
Worn to bones from just eighteen hours
Give it up now 'cause your match is met
Dang! Dang! You are passing out man
You better stop or you'll break your knees
You look so tired, should retire
and leave this stepping game to me
(Returning to Normal)
Just 'Cause
Just 'Cause
Because I love this game
My legs are failing and I'm dying from each try
I will keep playing and hope that I survive
I'm breathing heavy and my legs just want to cry
I will keep playing every day and each night
This is my love for DDR
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