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Song Parodies -> "Red Ant Surprise"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ace of Base

Parody Song Title:

"Red Ant Surprise"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

This one was inspired by two people. One fairly obvious, and the other not so much, to read about it, head over to the free recording and read the inspiration, Hear Red Ant Surprise Free!.
You can pack what you want on picnic day
What you put on the napkin will be gone away
Don't you ever consider fighting back
You will find--oooh

Park is full of red ants ooohh
They are stronger than heck ooohh
Eat you up in a glance ooohh
They just wanna eat here beside you

Don't spray until they are gone

They will group in your car when you run out
There's so many ants there
They gonnna chew you up
Ants ate your beef n stew
A tribal tune
Sugar's sweet ooohhh

Ants will put up a fight ooohh
and their stings really bite ooohh
They chomp down with their might ooohh
and they do not care if it hurts you

Oh yeah!!
Ants Bite!!

They just wanna eat here beside you

They'll bite until your food is gone

Your looking for a bench that's alone
No red ants near your lawn
but now ants are flying towards your plate
You cannot escape them

They are flying to bite Ooohh
because you brought fried rice Ooohh
They just want some cream pie Ooohh
They just want to feed all their family

They don't like it when you spray
(Red ants just want some rice)

I'm gonna run now to a different park I've never been before
(Then they started to bite)

Don't try to spray them 'cause they'll only come out stronger than before
(Oh yeah, Pork Grinds)
(It's the Red Ant Surprise)
(Yeah, canned Sprite)
(The Red Ant eats tonight)

Yes the ant wins tonight
I can see a red tide

Red Ants fight with a bite
Red Ants fly in the sky

They can fend on their own
Make you run to your home

They aren't scared of your kind
The Red Ant eats tonight

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 20

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Matthias - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Ooooooooo!!! Now do one called, "Matthias Guy" to "I Saw The Sign", Tee-hee
Below Average Dave - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I really enjoyed doing this one, thank you Matthias, I have to come back later and read everyone elses after work (sadly just woke up). . .It was fun writing one like this, I think I'll have to make ones that cleverly use each name in the Ages Comp, this was way more fun for me than anything else I've done this year.
Yoidy - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Would rather deal with the antman than the taxman! 555
Red Ant (Surprised!) - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow, Dave, that was a great recording - perhaps your best so far. I can't vouch for other Red Ants, but yeah, I'd probably gank the beef stew and ice cream (if it were coffee). Alas, I can't fly, but I can five!
Ann Hammond - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Looks like you surprised Red Ant, B.A.D. I can’t wait to see who your next victim is.
Fitu Petaia - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
What about a Fitu Surpise?
Below Average Dave - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL Fitu. . .I will keep you in mind, for this parody the theme Red Ant worked best though:)
Mr. Critic - February 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Fitu! Where you been buddy? Just kidding, lol.

BTW ...to Matthias: the song you're referring to is simply titled "The Sign".

To Dave: I think this is funny. 5's
tomario - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
b.a.d. you got me itching gonna give you 5s and a pair of big boots ! great job.
Matthias - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm still waiting to read, and hear, "Matthias Guy", lol, Just kidding
Agrimorfee - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) I don't like Ace of Base, but I liked this parody! The up-tempo rhythm makes one picture the little ants scurrying around, teehee.
Agrimorfee - February 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) likewise I'm sure.
Jeff Reuben - February 16, 2007 - Report this comment
A wonderful tribute to one of our veteran parody writers--what? Oh, this is really about ants! Funny song, loved the recording, can't wait for the video =)
Matthias - February 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Even more waiting for "Matthias Guy", lol, Still just kidding
Matthias - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
No longer waiting for "Matthias Guy"
Max Power - February 23, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC-Good
Red Ant - February 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) See above! (btw, it's "Pork Rinds", which rule when freshly cooked)
bobpiecheese - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Ha! Listened to your recording, and it RULED! Loved it!
Ethan Mawyer - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with bobpiecheese, the recording was great. Lyrics weren't bad either.
Michael McVey - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I can't wait to see what he has in store for me (lol). But this one was great -- what a way to poke fun at a common problem for picnickers.---MM
Cat - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) What a clever concept! Granted, I've never been on many picnics, but the whole concept of being attacked by flying ants...eeek!
Stuart McArthur - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) great stuff, BADave - great recording too! - if red ants want to feed their families why don't they go on their own picnics, huh? huh? - grumble - 555
Rick C - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good parody and recording. 555 for each.
The Charnstar - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- That's awesome. I salute you sir. Great recording as well! 5-5-5
Jack Wilson - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES_ Read it, voted on it when it was submittedj ust never commented 5s
Johnny D - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) DUDE....what a FORMIC ACID trip.
Michael McVey - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(R's) same as previous comment.---MM
Below Average Dave - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
You know MM, I may just have to take you up on that someday. . .but I never announce them, just ask Matthias:)
Mikey Squirrel - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Sounds like a painful experience. Guess not all parodies can be a picnic. Good job, Dave.
Rex - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Let me add to the swarm of 5's for this one.
Max Power - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment
See above. Fitu, if you'tr reading this, I mentioned you in my parody.
Agrimorfee - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) scurrying back in again...
bobpiecheese - May 23, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above! Still awesome!
Ethan Mawyer - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) - see above and below Security code is DHL...one could say that you delivered here. The only problem I had is you missed a rhyme in the first chorus. Also, I disagree with your pacing comment on mine because the ohhh in this song is not one continuous sound but four short ones.
Syncronos - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Ever step in these sons a bi-a-tches while you're mowing the lawn? These SUCK! But 5-5-5 on your parody, man!
Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Although I hate ants this song is cool.
Below Average Dave - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone for your comments guys--I really appreciate it:)

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