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Song Parodies -> "Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See"

Original Song Title:

"Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See"

Original Performer:

Busta Rhymes

Parody Song Title:

"Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Hey you,
Brown Car
Pull Over,
Step out your vehicle
Right now,
Thisa Bust
You're busted
Broke the law
Right now
Just step out

Boy we are not playin You will be paying yo
Silly you rolling phillys like hill billies bro
Now you know your busted so get on your belly-o
Buyin' up them drugs now you'll style-in the prison-o
You don't want to go to jail but you're acting silly-o
Rode down the street blasting Coolio you foolio
You shoulda stayed quiet, stayed on the down-i-low
Law breaker out of breath act clowny-o
You sped making noise got my notice goofy-though
The way you did it make me laugh and told how you sell the roofies-'doh
Bad business and caught up in this for cash flow
Better shut up fast 'fore we know your whole past bro
Tellin' us crime bits like that will make us let you go
Dumb s**t get all your friends caught by po-pos
Duck into my back door--this is how the story goes
and now you know when dealin' with the law keep mouths closed (like that)

Don't be silly when you're on the street
freedom's bleak if you do that 'round me
Now put your hands where my eyes can see
Broke the law and we are the police

If you do not wanna go with me
Do not be like dummies on TV
Now put your hands where my eyes can see
Out that car and get down on your knees
Lock you up and take you back with me

In cons you trust?
You'll bite the dust and you wanna cuss say you're scared of us
Those cat houses we'll be thunderin we take care of busts
The reason law breakers test us is so mysterious
Serious all of my co-workers are very just
The good guys be driving around cheerin us
Don't be stupid if you don't want to be fearin' us
To you littering may not seem that hein-i-ous
but the Mother Earth will some day be thanking us
Take note of everything we'll arrest your alias
Yo-you notice how all the news vans be always trailing us
So you better think real fast with knowledge we're very flush
Gotcha car is hot and car theft is serious
Larry's bust dummy made Larry furious
Yo if you see a hooker THINK don't act on your lust
May seem like a honey but she really works for us
One more bust this time don't put up a fuss
Mom taught you better then to go hook up with us
Oops you cussed cause we be doin our job and such
Piss some people off part of life doesn't thank us much
Click it we'll be quick and serious
It is our business if you are acting felinous
Now you squealing hopeful that I'll be feelin less curious
Yousea snitch add to my list for that I'm less serious

If you get the attention you seek
and I happen to go and catch a peek
I'll say put your hands where I can see
Now you whining, but you'll come with me

If you don't want to be scared of me
Learn the law and pay for what you reek
Or Put your hands where my eyes can see
It's your choice it doesn't matter to me
Broke the law, you better take a plea
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UnKnownInNorCAL - May 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Po . . . leeeez sirDave ! !
2Eagle - May 25, 2010 - Report this comment
A day in the life of Burbank's Finest.
Lee - May 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job on what I would think would be a tough genre to parody (rap). 5's.
Matthias - May 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Not a favorite of from your huge collection Dave, but I mean I understand and respect the amount of work that went into this and I congratulate you for accomplishing this one. Cheers mate!

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