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Song Parodies -> "S.P.F."

Original Song Title:

"S.O.S."

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"S.P.F."

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com
Hahaha hahaha ha ha haha hot
You know, I've never been this burnt before
Hahaha hahaha ha ha haha hot
The pain is so unreal

I'm sensitive All day when the sun's gone up
and it's depressive when just one ray can make me jump
The skin is bursting, intensively thirsting, burnt tissues
and every minute out you know I miss cool
What's the lesson that sun block helps stop cancer
But not the weak stuff for me that ain't the answer
It leaves skin cracking up, sun keeps attacking
I feel it all o'er myself, I need something strong to help

S.P.F. please perhaps fifty
Skin blisters eek yes I can feel this
O.M.G. harsh need a cold wash
I can't take it, all this damn sun light
S.P.F. please, stronger for me
It's not healthy for sun to burn me
X.O.X. clouds Helps me somehow
It stops the burning and hurting, helps me heal all right

This pain please someone rub some cream on me
My back's maligned and I can't heal it
Red skin, I think I need an Umbrella-oh please
To protect my weave but knees still feeling it
Next time I'll rub lotion from head to feet
Cause I'm all fried, must cover all of it
It's hot, I think these blisters are about to bleed
Think I'm gonna heave, oh yes I'm falling quick

Bright light's present and my head is feeling the U.V.
Won't learn my lesson, brighten hair and reddened both my cheeks
My eye lids feeling hot so I'll close them and blink a lot
I feel it hitting every pore, Damn I forgot my sunblock
Got the heat (uh huh) The sun seems to chase me alright
All day long My job keeps me out in the sun light
Down at the pool, man this burn is unreal
Man it keeps on dragging on I know that it is gonna peel

S.P.F. please something heavy
All ov'r me I cannot stop this
S-U-N rays so strong today
I'll be tossing and turnin-ain't no peace tonight

Some rain please, Man Down from the burning heat
Cheers that's what I want, a break from sunny hell (It's burning my mind)
What's my name, I'm so hot can't remember me
Steam emits from me, Rude Boy is poking it
I'm almost home, maybe then I can breathe (It's so hard to breathe)
Disturbia-all night, I need to sleep a bit
Need sleep, but my California King Bed creeks
Feeling sick and weak, so now I'm snoozing it

Oy, No S&M-cause my skin's to weak for rough hands
And oy, the Only Girl in my world will demand
I said Oy I'm sorry girl, I can't this weekend
Not trynta be a prude - Te Amo - true
I'm red hot for you
but I need

S.P.F. please Pons de sunscreen.
Feel so itchy but I can't scratch this
This is so hard cannot take charge (I can't Take a Bow without screaming),
I just keep hurting and cursing and cannot sit right

Well at least I'm not pale like I was last week (White as sheep)
It's loving that you want-I ain't having it
You scream, that I must be Unfaithful to thee
Can't you see me seethe hon I can't move an inch
Feels like I lost Russian Roulette you see
I feel like I might die, you get the jist of it (Burning all night)
Shut Up and Drive down to the Walgreens
Get some cream for me (Rehab all my skin for me), then Rehab it

Hahaha hahaha ha ha haha hot
Hot Hot hahaha hahaha haha ha ha hot
hot hot
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Matthias - September 06, 2011 - Report this comment
I loved all of the Rihanna references in this song! Well done!

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