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Song Parodies -> "I Dance Alone"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"I Dance Alone"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm wearing nice cologne
and looking sharper than Mr Stalone
wearing slick black clothes
Lights have shone on me, I'll turn off my phone

I'll get up out my seat
In this poppin' club get on my feet
People look at me
as I began to groove as I dance alone

I dance alone
I dance alone

I'm all alone
Breaking down

Am I the only one who has heard this beat
Why do they laugh so hard they're barely breathing
Instinctively I know it can't be at me
But still I dance alone

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, aah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

I'll try some pick up lines
but I don't get answers most the time
Am I just too fine
Start to fret
'Cause now I sit alone

The same ev'ry night
Liquored up until I can't see right
Blinded by the light all these colors bite
As I drink alone

Drinking Alone
I'm feeling stoned

I drink alone
I'm falling

I think someone is coming up behind me
Taps my shoulder says it's time to be leaving
So once again I'm heading home to get sleep
I guess I'm still alone

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, aah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah

I sleep alone
I'm sleeping

Go out six times a week
Been to ev'ry bar, club and Denny's
Shaking my booty
But I'm the only one and I dance a. . .

My friends never want to come out here with me
They say I'm fun but they are always busy
Guess I'm too cool so I'll always be lonely
but I'll still dance alone!!!!
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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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Matthias - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
I was expecting some kind of strange twist at the end like the fact that you haven't showered all week and that's why nobody wants to dance with you or something. Not bad though, not bad.
LadyStetsOn - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir, put on a Stetson (Boss o the Plains) & ask the DJ to play the slowww one: ~ DON'T ~ by The King . . . . watch what happens, SirDave !

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