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Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi

Haven't gotten this year's tags yet
For my car or S.U.V.
Not like they'll let me forget
Because they need my green
B**ching to the left of me
Moaning to the right
I saw the sun
Now I'll hold tight
Line is out of sight!

At the
The wait's a fright
And they close at five!
Irritation flows
Hard to control!!!

My patience, keen but this is obscene
Ruined all my plans
All this wait to pay a ton
To the man???
So set your clocks early
Sleep through the night
Be at their front door
Avoid the fight
If not, you will soon frown
'til your number sounds

At the
Time isn't tight
man it don't seem right
It's a total load
Sitting like a toad

(Guitar Solo while I'm anxiously losing my mind in the waiting room)

D.M.V. oi oi oi
D.M.V. oi oi oi
D.M.V. oi oi oi
D.M.V. oi oi oi

Don't come at night (oi oi oi)
Be ready to fight (oi oi oi)
They'll move real slow (oi oi oi)
'Til it's time to go
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Matthias - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice little tribute to the DMV... I've been there a few times and this song was pretty accurate.
DivaDMV - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
SirDave, love this about NorCAL's most devastating BeauroCrazy: D M V . What they created with the AutoAirControl laws was criminal !
Old Man Ribber - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Good job! While I DKTOS (note the slick usage of amiright shorthand), I salute this portrait of hell recognizable by all who have been there. As I've said before, you are VERY inaccurately-named, Dave!
Below Average Dave - July 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Matty, DivaDMV:), and OMR!
Ann Hammond - August 04, 2010 - Report this comment
all right

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