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Song Parodies -> "Joker's Rage"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Joker's Rage"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha

He has no interest in things like gold or money (hey)
Blow up, causing chaos, cause death end all harmony (he loves it)
Evil intuition wants to tear Gotham apart
And if you get his look you'd better run before he starts

Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
He laughs a lot, full of evil plots
Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
Brain tied in knots, from scars that he's got

Must run from, must run from
You must escape from the Joker's chase
(He's killing ev'rybody)
Duck and hide, duck and hide
You cannot live through that Joker's rage
(He won't spare anybody)

J-J-J Joker's Rage, J-J-Joker's rage
Ha ha ha ha
J-J-J Joker's Rage, J-J-Joker's Rage
Ha ha ha ha

Don't wanna mess with him he's crazy as can be (hey)
He loves clowing around in front of the police (They hate him) (hey)
It's not the same to be a mobster with no gun
And when he don't have Batman on his tail he has no fun (fun)

Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
He's in the lot, planning his next plot
Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I heard a shot, That's not all he got

Gotta jolt, gotta jolt
You had best bolt from the Joker's face
(He wants to harm somebody)
Has no heart, Has no soul
We feel the toll of that Joker's Rage
(He's gotten really naughty)

J-J-J Joker's Rage, J-J-Joker's rage
Ha ha ha ha
J-J-J Joker's Rage, J-J-Joker's Rage
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha

He won't rob you He'll just kill you, playing with you
Not much looting prefers shooting
Kinda charming, but he's cunning keeps the city running (ha)
Took the mob out just for giggles, Take a lot to make him wiggle and
He'll never quit, never quit
Watch for the next crime he'll commit

He has fun, slinging guns
So you'd best run from the Joker's Rage
(He won't spare anybody)

Won't spare nuns, won't spare sons
One it's begun can't stop Joker's Rage
(He's one bad super-villain)

Better run, Better run
He's on the hunt, it's the Joker's Chase
(He' killing it's so chilling)

He's not done, shooting tons
Being bad number one: Joker's Face
(He laughs at being naughty)


J-J-J Joker's Rage, J-J-Joker's rage
Ha ha ha ha
J-J-J Joker's Rage, J-J-Joker's rage
Ha ha ha ha
J-J-J Joker's Rage, J-J-Joker's rage
Ha ha ha ha
J-J-J Joker's Rage, J-J-Joker's rage
Ha ha ha ha
This has been a Below Average Dave

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Matthias - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
The Joker is probably my favorite of the Batman villains especially the Joker from the Batman animated series. This was a great tribute!
Michael Pacholek - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
If the Joker met Lady Gaga, I would root for the Joker. His makeup and clothes are better. Did I ever mention that I hate this freaking song?
Old Man Ribber - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Cesar Romero, Jack Nicholson, Heath Ledger...the best "joker" I've ever seen is Below Average Dave! ;D
UnKnownVotrix - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . Ohhh, . . . MissouriRumRunner meets LadyTata . . . .
Michael Pacholek - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Let me clarify my earlier remark: I like the parody, I hate the original version of the song. As I've said before, I'd like to poke HER face!
Below Average Dave - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you all, and to Michael Pacholek--that's how I took your comment;) This one will definitely eventually hit the recording block
Christie Marie M - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Great tribute to one of Batman's greatest villains! Here's 555...it sure is no joke! :)
Mark Scotti - October 15, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM - No "joking", this was great! We're both Gaga'ing it this month!
Peter Andersson - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
I can easily imagine Lady Ga-Ga as The Joker's girlfriend or a villain in her own right/costumes in the 60s Batman Show. I can also imagine her wrestling Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman - Meow!

*fifteen minutes of stunned but vivid imagination passes*

Where was I? Oh, right... brilliant idea putting these two action figures together! 555.
SamuraiMaster - October 22, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM - Perfect. 'Nough said.
Christie Marie M - October 23, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM - Nice to read this again! So Gaga for the Joker! Still laughing it up!
Claude Prez - October 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, this is WAY better than the plethora of Joker-themed "Poker Face" parodies on YouTube; my favorite part was the "won't spare nuns" line. Good stuff.
bobpiecheese - October 30, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The Joker is awesome, no denying it. And what better way to tribute his madness than to parody a song by an artist who is probably mad herself? Okay, there's probably lots of better ways, but this'll do for me. Great parody Dave, but one question remains...why so hilarious? Couldn't help myself, sorry. 555!
Peter Andersson - November 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Congrats on the SOTM win! (I kinda regret my own comment now though, having learnt that she might be a man in drag, because of that I might have to seek counselling to work away the remains of those images).

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