Song Parodies -> It's Too Revealing
| Original Song Title: | "I Gotta Feeling" |
| Original Performer: | Black Eyed Peas |
| Parody Song Title: | "It's Too Revealing" |
| Parody Written by: | Below Average Dave |
I'm at badave.com and soundclick
That's too revealing
Yes those pants you've got on are too tight
And it looks like someone took a big bite
on your neck and the hue is not ve-ry light
It's so revealing cause your shirt is all wet and bright white
How I wish you had not spilled your Sprite
On your crotch 'cause now we can all see it rise
It's so revealing, eww-heww, I am trying to say it polite
You thought you were all dressed, but not quite
As you shook it was not a pret-ty sight
funny feeling, gals-dudes, that your leather will rip--it's uptight
And we see even more in black light
and I'm telling you this is not alright
You'll start a fight, your shirt comes off
Not real honey, put it back on
I can not stand it You ain't no God
Don't get no closer, Put it, it on
I hope you don't have a fall
I see your 'meow' hanging out and your wonder BRA
You're popping eyes out, I wanna scream "No Ho"
Where are you clothes? Who Knows? They're falling on the floor
(yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck)
Hey man what's up?, Hide your junk
You aren't Zac Effron, just zip it -- up
The back sides brown, looking like clowns
The gals say woof, and that is nicely my friend
Just wear it, don't share it, or show it, or hold it
And hide it, please zip it, Let's dress you up!
And size it don't show it you'll blow it, wear it, wear it
Please wear it, Just wear it, JUST WEAR IT
'Cause it's too revealing, eww-hewww, cause her panties are showing a thin line
Her bust is too easy to define
I'm afraid that it's not at all divine
Hit the ceiling, eww-heww, 'Cause I think that this chick has a vine
and I think that it may measure nine
I can tell that her brand is Calvin Klein
Do not dress tight
(Hey!)
Please dress it up
(Please dress it up)
It isn't funny
(I say)
I see your pups
(Cover them up)
Don't want to see it
(see it)
Your little bob
(Man what a slob)
Butt is all over
(Come on!)
Put it, it on
I've had enough
(Think)
Of your stuff
(oh my)
Please stop your dancing
(stop it, stop it)
Hey do you -- stuff?
What's with that gown
(With that gown)
Outs pops your mounds
(Nasty mounds)
Pictures for proof
but you'll still do it again
Oh screw it, you blew it, You show it, and hold it
Don't do it don't wear it, I'll dress you up
We've seen it please hide it I'm beggin', beggin' beggin'
Just hide it, Just hide it, Just hide it, hide it, dress it, close it
Here you come, Too much show, Your country crock
(crock crock crock crock crock)
Watch it bro, Please no mo, Put on your top
(Top top top top top)
Friends are shocked, Showing spock, spock in, please stop
(Stop stop stop stop stop)
Round the ground, should be pound, around the block
(bock bock bock bock bock)
Don't play, Don't wait, Too late for you mate
(close it!)
All day, Ev'ry place, Ev'ry place show your face
(Close it!)
Go, go, go, go, go get dressed, You know what I say, say
Cover your whole waist, c-c-c-cover your whole waist
And I'm feelin', eww-heww, that tonight's gonna be a bad night
'Cause my head is feeling so damn light
'Cause your bound and determined to not dress right
It's Too revealing, eww-heww, your girlfriend is showing her headlights
Unless you are me it's not alright
'Cause I'd never wear clothes that are that tight
eww-heww
Yes those pants you've got on are too tight
And it looks like someone took a big bite
on your neck and the hue is not ve-ry light
It's so revealing cause your shirt is all wet and bright white
How I wish you had not spilled your Sprite
On your crotch 'cause now we can all see it rise
It's so revealing, eww-heww, I am trying to say it polite
You thought you were all dressed, but not quite
As you shook it was not a pret-ty sight
funny feeling, gals-dudes, that your leather will rip--it's uptight
And we see even more in black light
and I'm telling you this is not alright
You'll start a fight, your shirt comes off
Not real honey, put it back on
I can not stand it You ain't no God
Don't get no closer, Put it, it on
I hope you don't have a fall
I see your 'meow' hanging out and your wonder BRA
You're popping eyes out, I wanna scream "No Ho"
Where are you clothes? Who Knows? They're falling on the floor
(yuck-yuck-yuck-yuck)
Hey man what's up?, Hide your junk
You aren't Zac Effron, just zip it -- up
The back sides brown, looking like clowns
The gals say woof, and that is nicely my friend
Just wear it, don't share it, or show it, or hold it
And hide it, please zip it, Let's dress you up!
And size it don't show it you'll blow it, wear it, wear it
Please wear it, Just wear it, JUST WEAR IT
'Cause it's too revealing, eww-hewww, cause her panties are showing a thin line
Her bust is too easy to define
I'm afraid that it's not at all divine
Hit the ceiling, eww-heww, 'Cause I think that this chick has a vine
and I think that it may measure nine
I can tell that her brand is Calvin Klein
Do not dress tight
(Hey!)
Please dress it up
(Please dress it up)
It isn't funny
(I say)
I see your pups
(Cover them up)
Don't want to see it
(see it)
Your little bob
(Man what a slob)
Butt is all over
(Come on!)
Put it, it on
I've had enough
(Think)
Of your stuff
(oh my)
Please stop your dancing
(stop it, stop it)
Hey do you -- stuff?
What's with that gown
(With that gown)
Outs pops your mounds
(Nasty mounds)
Pictures for proof
but you'll still do it again
Oh screw it, you blew it, You show it, and hold it
Don't do it don't wear it, I'll dress you up
We've seen it please hide it I'm beggin', beggin' beggin'
Just hide it, Just hide it, Just hide it, hide it, dress it, close it
Here you come, Too much show, Your country crock
(crock crock crock crock crock)
Watch it bro, Please no mo, Put on your top
(Top top top top top)
Friends are shocked, Showing spock, spock in, please stop
(Stop stop stop stop stop)
Round the ground, should be pound, around the block
(bock bock bock bock bock)
Don't play, Don't wait, Too late for you mate
(close it!)
All day, Ev'ry place, Ev'ry place show your face
(Close it!)
Go, go, go, go, go get dressed, You know what I say, say
Cover your whole waist, c-c-c-cover your whole waist
And I'm feelin', eww-heww, that tonight's gonna be a bad night
'Cause my head is feeling so damn light
'Cause your bound and determined to not dress right
It's Too revealing, eww-heww, your girlfriend is showing her headlights
Unless you are me it's not alright
'Cause I'd never wear clothes that are that tight
eww-heww
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Great job on a tough OS, lotsa funny lines. Mazel Tov!
Still don't know why they call it a Spock, because it looks nothing like a Vulcan or has pointy ears, but other than this it was fabulous!
Great job, BA Dave!!! It does get disturbing when people are showing too much of skin. And what's with other people who walk around in public with their pants pulled down? And when you see plumbers with their pants half down, you just want to tell them "Pull your pants up! This is an old house and there's enough cracks as it is". This song has me "cracking" up! 555.
Thank you very much MasonR, Matthias and Christie Marie M, I feel like I'm getting my groove back again, I think I'm up to 8 so far this year. . .which is a lot for me, but the ideas are flowing, and I'm happy, so I'm glad you guys are enjoying it:)
Great job... truly a tough OS with muchos allusiones to DDink about!
Thank you TJC
SOTM You are 'revealing" GREAT creativity skills with this one!
SOTM: Very nice, you really "revealed" what a great song writer you are...*looks around*...alright, 555 sizes too small.
(SOTM) Some of the terminology confused me (do I really want to know what a 'vine' is in this context?), but otherwise a solid parody of a very catchy OS. 555 for sure!
TOS is like two minutes too long for its own darn good but you revealed a talent for covering parts of that up with varied choruses...
SOTM...kudos for finding so many words for various "should be covered up" body parts, but on one thing we differ: i think Zac Efron should cover up just as much...if not more...than most folks. That guy kind of creeps me out...; )
HILARIOUS! And to a spectacularly tough OS. 555
This is a song I wouldn't even dream of parodying at this point. I always admire that about you Dave, going after the tough stuff. Great job. I'm going to go put my pants on now.
This original looks surprisingly tough to parody, but you did a Hell of a job with it. It's on my "To-Do" list so I'll get around to parodying this song sooner or later, the way I've been writing lately it's more than likely going to be later. Much later... Good job once again my friend and put your clothes back on!
ABC "Exposed" even more of your talents here on this second read...
ABC: See above, even though Mark beat me to the pun I was going to use, still great work.
The music geek in me at first thought this was going to be a Beatles parody (I wonder how you would fare with more of their work). You pulled a lot of mileage out of a relatively simple idea, and although this came with a couple head-scratching moments ("vine"? "Spock"?), the energy and sheer silliness cannot be denied here.
(ABC I & J) Well-done, as a B.A. Dave work ought to be, funny, and quite a daunting OS to pull off. You're guilty of indecent exposure, pay a fine of $555 to the Fells-Wargo checking account of Andria Kilgore. ;-)
(ABC I/J) In the words of Harry on 'Dumb and Dumber', "Holy Jesus, look at the butt on that." Also hope greedy people won't do a treasure hunt for the family jewels! They're destined to be hidden and to stay that way!
(ABC-IJ) See above!
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