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Song Parodies -> "T.M.I."

Original Song Title:

"O.P.P."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Naughty by Nature

Parody Song Title:

"T.M.I."

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com
Please note there is a background female vocal that cuts in now and again with "C'mon, C'mon, C'mon let me show you what it's all about", my part there in the recording (assuming I ever get caught up with all of them:)) will be "C'mon, C'mon, C'mon that's stuff I don't wanna hear about". . .I also parodied the "ba ba ba baaow" in the early part of the song, that also wherever it is placed in the song will be the same.
Gross me the most you see

(you are grossing me out (repeated several times in the background))

Dude, shut your trap for me

(What?-- What?-- What?)

TMI
please can you just quit it
It's just the way you say it
To tell me stuff, don't wanna be hearin' it
T it stands for too, M is for much so far it's simple
It's the I stuff like how you popped your pimples--yuck
It's all that crap that really should never be gettin written
Your private life you should be ommittin' here
You get to complainin' about stuff your itchin' stop it,
that kinda crap can start some disdainin'

Shut It
You ever heard someone talkin' on a loud cell phone
You wish they would stop yappin' and get the heck back to their home?
They're talking loud 'bout who's cute on they're paper route
Then they say somethin' stupid like how it smells like dead trout
I must be blunt, B to the L to the U to the N to the T
I just don't wanna your loud mouth (Stuff like how you have fleas)
It's TMI, like how you spit up all them Chiclets
Don't care about your late night strip, or the crimes you commit
Next time you think about talking about that sickenin crap
Stuff like your thong where it's stickin' and your pickin' at
Please look around, It's TMI we don't wanna hear it
If you must, leave the establishment

Hey dude that's TMI (Sounds sick to me)
It'd be hard to deny (That's gross you see)
He talked about his fly (No way, Did he?)
I guess he wasn't shy (I Guess not Davey)

He blabbed about big thighs (Oh stop it please)
Mentioned his cat's eyes (Your kidding, geez)
I wish it was a lie (So it's no tease)
I prayed he'd say good bye (man what a sleaze)

This gal was gassy, TMI her junk was bloated
She's talking to her best friend about the Popsicle that she throated
It's the coldest, fruitiest, green
I was getting squeamish
But before I could say a word she was obscene and beamish
Talking about her ex, She was at his Bachelor thingy
You won't believe that she hmmm wore something stringy
Now that's none of my biz, please do not blush at me, I know you are nasty
I wasn't trying to hover or discover that this girl had lice
It's at that point I left, I didn't need to hear that twice
Went to the gym, she followed me, asked if I was ok
I came undone, and asked her, "Could you just stay away"
She understood I heard her, but she let out a tear
and then she talked about some more stuff that I don't wanna hear
I said "You finished", she asked if she could have a small loan
And I gave it to her hoping that she would leave me alone
What she said next left me a reck I guess she's never shy
Say TMI (TMI) and then she touched my thighs
I got out of there, drove and I hope that she don't follow
and now she thinks that I'm shallow

She gave way TMI (Oh no, did she)
She talked about her guy (Well, how is he?)
She Said that he gets high (Does he really?)
She mentioned her baked pie (Tryna disgust me)

She said she had pink eye (So did you flee?)
and then she touched my tie (Won't let you be)
I thought that I would die (Did you break free)
She said "OK" and sighed (wheew you're lucky)

If you hear the line TMI friends
You've said too much and you to shut your trap,
in fact you prob'bly blush from that
But some let out, get indecent, yeah they like torment
They'll talk right to you about stuff that makes you discontent, Run quick
It's not polite to be all rude and say how you feeling
So instead you sit there and try hard not to show you're squealing
They say, "I saw that cook out stealing dogs," while you're eating
You say, "Oh man, You know that's sick". . .Get out that meeting
I've had enough, Most can agree, when you can't take no mo
Don't wanna hear about the secret late nights with John Doe
Next time you're out, just give a thought, and then you can play it smart
and You won't hear the TMI over your body art
Oh no, Oh no, that information we can do without
Don't wanna hear about that hickey he's got on his snout
It's never fun when you hear about someone's pitched tent
It's that kinda stuff that defines if you're decent to present
Disgusting isn't it, when people spouting 'bout their mess
We have all heard when a person state some TMI I'll digress
You've read this far it's time that I admit it
When TMI's out, I'm listening to it

You're hearing TMI (From gals and guys)
Never in short supply (From passer-bys)
Some people think they're sly (But we know why)
They like to catch them eyes (They think they're fly)

It's never too polite (Could start a fight)
But sometimes late at night (They aren't too bright )
It makes you laugh alright (Hear people's plight)
You'll hear some TMI (this part is trite!)

Shut your mouth!
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Matthias - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Ahhhhh.... TMI Man! Too Much Friggen Information!!! This was pleasantly disgusting, unlike "Wind Beneath My Butt" or "Jock Itch" which are both just disgusting.
Agrimorfee - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Dave, this was a great one! I can tell you set out to make this one your own after my "SLC". Not only was it hella funny, but the "voice", if you will, was unlike any I've read from your previous works. I mean that I wouldn't have known this was a BAD production if I hadn't been told beforehand.
FYI, the "female" voice you refer to in your intro notes is Michael Jackson, sampled from The Jackson 5's "ABC".
Matthias - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Heh... Well, Nowadays he does look like a female. A very ugly female, but a female nonetheless.
Red Ant - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow, dude, this was kick ass. Great story line and flow, funny and with a lot of good subs (Blunt for Front spelt out was probably the best). "..Popsicle that she throated" LOL. Recording this is probably going to be harder than "Curbside Prophet" and "Bad Touch" combined, but I'd love to hear it. 555
Below Average Dave - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Matty: LOL on your comment "Pleasantly Disgusting" --That's like "Clean Mud" or "Kind Demon" :), thanks

Agri: Thank you very much, your song was in the back of my mind the entire time I wrote this actually, and I'm glad you caught what I was going for vocally. You know, I'm familiar with "ABC" and had never caught that until you said it, oops--well he does kinda sound like a female:)

Ant: Thank you, I thought you'd like that line :) I agree whole heartedly on the recording, but since it's going over the way I hoped it would as I write (this was certainly not a quick or rushed write) it will be worth the effort just as my other epic recordings have been

Thanks guys for the support!
No-Mo-VO - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, ahhh . . . the sound of peace & quiet . . . No Mo inFo !!
Tim Mayfield - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Very clever, very funny. They say there is a name for that brain disorder, but we say it's TMI and we don't want to hear it. Sometimes mysterious is better. Here's some 5's in your face. They're covered with... oh, nevermind. :0)
Below Average Dave - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Ne-Mo-Vo, and Tim (Thanks:))
Peter Andersson - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - I don't think it's TMI to share that I once briefly started to write a parody with that acronym spelled out as full words as the title to (hold on to your horses) "We're not gonna take it" by Twisted Sister. Now there's a difference in genres for ya! I never finished it, lost interest when I realised that there was almost nothing to work with in the OS, guessing you kinda had the opposite problem here! :-)
EmiLoca - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - The one thing that detracts from this parody ever so much might be an excess of spelling errors (but of course I don't downgrade for that). This is a tough song and I'm glad you ran so far with the idea - definitely works.
Below Average Dave - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Hmm, Spelling Errors? That's odd. . .I didn't catch any in spell check (I use Firefox to submit my parodies) but oh well. . .
EmiLoca - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't want to be a total bee-yotch and point out the things I caught, I'm a Firefox user myself and it often doesn't pick up spelling errors for me, either (i.e. "reck" instead of "wreck"). And what's up with "EmiLoca" being a typo?!
Max Power - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Whoa...
Guy - September 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Aug-08)

Oh yuck - "Saw the cook out stealing dogs while you're eating"... I think I ate there once. It was a little place called the "wicked Wok". It had a sign out front that said

WICKED WOK

NO!
WE NO SEE
CAT OF YOURS
NO MORE ASK PLEASE

I thought it was a joke but then I saw a cook book they were promoting entitled "How To Wok Your Dog" I may have actually ate man's best friend inadvertantly. I was on temporary duty to South Korea in 1987. I was at a place called "Ma Boogies" and I ordered a hamburger. I began to wonder when I realized that the burger had a little "bite" to it. Is this TMI? OK - I shut-up now and go to next parody. Oh yeah - I like this one.
Glen S - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment
lolol, your skills are undeniable in rap songs, man. Still hard to follow if you're not familiar with the originals, but that's no fault of yours. Great rhymes, eight in a row, yo. I wonder if it gets more intense.
bobpiecheese - September 27, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) TMI? I think this parody suffers from TMA - Too Much Awesome (an affliction most BAD parodies have)! Seriously, you nailed the pacing, LOL all around...you just keep outdoing yourself, man. 555 for sure!
Jeff Reuben - September 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I was sure this was going to be a Tongue More Insects so I was pleasantly surprised! Lots of funny lines, this was very good!
Phil Alexander - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Like, er, wow man... scarily impressive, Dave.
MIKE - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
GOOD BYE TO 1991 and hello 2 2010
mike - April 18, 2012 - Report this comment
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