-> "Messed Up World"
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"Messed Up World"
There's a lot of smog in the sky
And our gas supply's running dry
Oh, we're tearing down trees and filling up holes in grounds
Just a few more million mornings, and the whole darn Earth's hell bound
The ice is melting and the water's green
Lots of things are damn near extinct
Seems that each day more bad news is what I've found
Silly news cast people like to say it's so
It'll be a bad day
Is it true? We may never know
It's another crappy week-day in our dying little planet now!
Intro Announcer: Well, good evening friends
Stacey: Bob, have you seen today's top story
Bob: So scary. They've just announced an endangered species
Stacey: Yes, and we're gonna have the worst winter ever! So make sure you keep the TV on!
Bob: That's right, that's right, watch our ads, but stay tuned for terror
Stacey: Thanks Bob
[Dave's Friend (having watched news cast)]
Oh, how did this world get so wild
Was not this bad, when I was a child
It's not like anyone killed or stole or frowned!
World is evil, There's no souls out there no more, Keep to myself-lock all doors
We live in a dying little smog filled planet now!
[Dialogue: David, Jack and some basket case at a bar]
David: Hey, can we leave now
Some Basket Case: You can go. . . woah
Some Basket Case: David, look out! Aliens there--watch out
Jack: He's Crazy
David: I see, There's a new mutated deer at the lake, you wanna see?
Jack: Yeah, dude! Of course-let's go see it
Some Basket Case: Be careful; THEY ARE COMIN!!
Jack: Let's get out of here, this guy's insane
Some Basket Case: I'm not! I'm not a friggin' loony!
Jack: K Dude, whatever you say crazy
Some Basket Case: Well, fine. Go and get abducted. And then, when the do the anal probe, I'll say that I told you so!
Do you see that three eyed deer right there
Acid rain falls down from most everywhere
It's a barren wasteland cause there's no more trees around
Don't you know everyone exaggerates
Add more and more to your plate
Damn right! It's a crappy morning in our dying, little, mutant, smog filled planet now!
[Dialogue: David, Matthias, Mickey Mouse and a cat named Tom]
Mickey Mouse: Blah, blah, blah blah blah
Matthias: Ok Tom, Go chase him one more time
Matthias: Ready, Tom? Go eat Mickey!
Mickey Mouse: Don't eat the Mickey
Matthias: Eat the Mickey
Tom the Cat: Matt, I won't eat that mouse now! not Mickey!
David: Matty! We're going to check out freaky mutated deers!
Matthias: Oh that's cool, Dave!
Tom the Cat: Matt, can I tag along?
Matthias: No way, you didn't eat Mickey pal
Tom the Cat: Dang, Well, guess you'll have to take that mouse with you
Matthias: No way, I don't even work for him no more. I'm back home now!
Tom the Cat: but I will eat Minnie. . .
Matthias: Alright, Alright, Fair enough
[Tom the Cat]
I used to chase mice down for some joy,
'Til I swallowed Jerry down
Then I had no job no place
Still showed in re-runs to save me face
That’s why I won't eat that evil, tree destroya, quirky Mickey Mouse!
[Dialogue: Agrimorfee (hanging out at Jeff's), Jeff Reuben, Someone he met singing Profile A Macho Ignoramous named Martini]
Jeff Reuben: Martini, my friends are at the door
Jeff: Babe, go answer my door, I said!
Martini: You go Jeff
Jeff: Ey! I would but I can't reach
News Cast on TV: It's not been long since we reported wild fires in South America , and the trees are still burning around them
Martini: Hey, Jack a** It's those weirdo friends
Mickey Mouse: Punnyman
Agrimorfee: What are you guys doing here?
Jeff: How Cool, Yes, Yes
[Below Average Dave, Red Ant, Matthias, Agrimorfee and Jeff Reuben]
Off to the forest in the snow
To eat some deer with a seventh nose
Let's just hope it's still around so the others don't think we are strange
Yes tonight, we're gonna chow on weird deer meat
and post it on YouTube how sweet
[Below Average Dave, Agrimorfee, Matthias and Jeff Reuben]
It's true we live in a dying, little, mutant, smog-filled, Disney,
[All 5 and that annoying mouse]
[Dialogue: Below Average Dave and park ranger in the forest]
Dave: Did you see the deer I was talking about and close it to block us?
Park Ranger: Yes!
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